| Scholz bedwetter (4) or Cristo loves Roņu
| Kristoph / / skrew
Are you still alive? Do all you normal? Have you recovered from
this superhuman emotional explosion?
I - no, that's why you now see | feel me. Only
because I'm very sensitive you read these complete
misunderstanding of the line.
"Scholz bedwetter - dvolno strange name, is not it? When I
first received a letter tonakova noise, which was somewhat
articles, the first I'm off it, "Scholz.
... It so happened that this letter, I picked up already on his
way to school, [when I was in eleventh grade], for some reason
really wanted to read it, so I took it with him. Very excited
and waiting for something eternal from Roni.
Quickly jumping into the first bus, I suddenly froze on the
moment: the bus was almost empty, although the time was
"unusual, off-peak hours, eight in the morning, when all should
hurry on work | Education | club. The bus was the controller,
the driver, a man ten old ladies and two young girls. That's
it! Coming to himself after a slight shock, I'm starting slowly
iditol to seats and ... The bus picks up speed dramatically,
knocking me to the second law Newton on the floor. This happens
rarely, even in general had never happened to this - that I
fell to the floor. Probably I then was particularly chode, I
remember those two girls had so offended laughed, showing his
nasty yellow teeth.
I was able to cope with Newton and sat down the bus.
Immediately reached into his backpack, pulled out an envelope
and quickly started getting off, break the bare sheets of
paper, taped tightly crocked. Carefully and carefully
considering the pages I started to get to the truth and
understand that this is some articles for my project "digipara.
The first thing that caught my eye - a modest, but the striker
on the brain of the inscription, "Scholz bedwetter. Even then I
realized: 'This is it! "This is that will bring me into the
collapse and cause nakonchal in front of their classroom
teacher. "And the devil take me, I'm not mistaken! The text was
simply the Eternal, it made me shudder in second part, and
excited at first.
But the bus seemed to have forgotten about me and continued to
rush forward with the every second away from my destination
[school]. However, this is me, not at all upset, because the
first lesson was biology, and a wild run by a miserable bitch
biologichki.
... We ran into rain. He was quick, sudden, and ... and ... and
everything! He banged the huge drops in the window of the bus,
forcing rushing through the cabin. This rain I've seen vprevye.
His drops ... They were similar to healthy transparent eggs
turkeys, they beat on glass, trying to beat them. "Fuck! I
forgot my umbrella" - just remembered kristoph. "But okay, I'll
go to the end, could rain at that time and will end" - he
nursed his hopes.
... Arriving at the school [to the fourth lesson], I
immediately ran into our biologichku that and wants everyone to
know about her bitchiness. My answer struck me most: "Fuck off,
bitch." Heck, now I do not understand how I was not expelled
from school. Probably I liked the director - the illustrious
uncle was a pedophile, we have going all the classroom at the
graduation otpizdit him well. Gee, limited only by the general
(all 11 th grades) by sending it fuck. Well, God is with him,
Dierickx. At that moment I thought quite not that! It is worth
noting that I love to be not like others, but so it is quite
often shocked his classmates. And in that day I had occasion to
[what else!] shock of them all: the texts tonakova Schumann
were awesome gonami, which I have not read it! Indicator of
coolness of the runs was the fact that they even hooked me as a
person, in principle, accustomed to such things. In general, my
plan is clear! To begin to Leh oprobyvayu gons [sat with me at
the same desk, you know it as the second author of "crap" nick
sheva]. Heck, with chip did not pass - he only laughed a
little, after reading the first page and scored. Remained the
second man to experiment - dianka! Geee, it somehow and became
second victim, Roni at my school. First I gave her to read the
first part of the Scholz-piss ", then the second one. And then
she asked I have everything else! She liked it, I saw it in her
eyes. They burned, they showed that nothing like this in her
life not seen. She rushed to the texts of Roni as a hungry
African child in the Swedish dinner pounces on food as skreamer
pounces on all the pretty girls and how to Christoph snatch all
bisexual in Kaliningrad! This was Victory! Dianka had good and
I was glad of it. Later, in the dining room, walking instead of
English, she looked at me astonished eyes, as if asking: "_gde_
you _eto_ took ?!?". Then she said that the text she really
liked, and that in general she likes all of the ordinary. Said
that drop, life must b, survived all the stories described by
himself, because that invented it, [and with such detail] is
just not realistic. She thanked Roņu for lyrics and my life. I
thanked it. Suddenly, getting a kiss from her, I went vparivat
of Ron is everyone else, and, then subtlety is that to give
reading a single text all at once is impossible in any case!
Need to catch you lovely girls in solitude, to disperse in them
a pair of unobtrusive melancholy jokes and then, when she
"Will" fill up all her mind _gonami_. Almost polklassa read
that day ironman'a, the day knew about it all parallel, a day
later - I was summoned to the directors are, at carpet.
"Honestly - I was not. The reason stated above: Dierickx
pedophile, and one word on it can act very much. What per word?
... Gee, I did not mean it. But now it does not matter.
I will not describe the whole process, but the school I was
still not expelled. I do not want to talk about and someone who
"told" Dierickx [although was leaving his office, I noticed a
copy of "Scholz piss" moreover, it is the one I did Maschke].
Because it does not matter it all! The bottom line is that I am
once again a hell of fun.
Thank you drop, I love you!
p.s. And I love to invent all sorts of stories, dream ...
here and now, what you read - only 40% of the truth, all
I have to finish the rest myself, just wanted to make the
picture more bright ... I hope you did not like much after that
[a very strongly].
