(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir
"Which one of you a student?"
Among you, probably a lot of students.
I also managed to visit a student and pretty cool delayed for
five years. Cool it was time ... This small
testik allow you to determine which of the
your student - a nerd or cool ottyazhny guy.
1. Student planned to tusovka
such as "Day of Freshman." What do you make of this?
a) take with me a lot of booze, nazhirayus
and then blyuyu student in a toilet
club.
b) I do not go to such events, and
Besides, I'm already on the second chicken
se.
c) Cool drinchayu and delay in pro
ottyaga process of winning a competition for
the best dancer, zasnimayu girl
which won the same-contest
Women's nomination, and then lead her to
his home and fuck.
2. What do you do at boot
lectures, such as sociology?
a) diligently record all cargo delirium
lecturer.
b) plays with a neighbor on the desk in Tic
Toe "or" blockhead. "
c) Rewrite the missed lecture on the ro
bototehnike.
3. What were you doing when the missed
lecture on robotics?
a) Since this was the first pair, I
kochumal in the pub, tortured with a hangover
after yesterday ottyaga.
b) I never miss a lecture.
c) I was in the mold to get out of bed
at 7 am, since returning yesterday
after ottyaga home, I filmed biting
a girl and I wanted to in the morning still
throw a stick or two.
4. Lab in full swing. What are you doing?
a) I sit and think up a new effect to the de
midges, while, until a neighbor does
experiments and processes the results. COH
Yes, he ends up, I happily all
written off and hand over.
b) fighting abroad, taking readings
and holding them in the table.
c) I went into the audience in his pocket,
biting otmazu in the form of coupons to the tooth
nomu (btw, I put down the date in which
ridore before entering the audit
tory). After that safely ska
Tyva Labu a neighbor and give in.
5. Change before the seminar in philosophy. What are you
doing? a) I was standing in a closet smoker and bazaars with
boy us.
b) locked in a toilet stall, scoring
and blaze jamb (on obkurke pobazarit
the philosopher is very cool).
c) I'm sitting in the hallway and repeat the theme of seven
nara.
6. After a week's time to take kursovik. What are you
doing? a) Latching home and all night long is not
get out from behind Kuhlmann (I bought it
even in the second year, as in black
tezhku go broke).
b) begin to prepare for exams, so
as passed kursovik early.
c) gently approached the lab with
box of chocolates and get ready
kursovik from the archive. Rolling over the PA
py days, and happily hand over.
7. What do you do if you have to
nose exams?
a) Diligently preparing for 12 hours a day
ki.
b) I am writing spurs and parachutes.
c) Pull to Buha with friends, so
a copy directly from the lecture tete
for the sake of me not getting used to.
8. During the exam on hydraulics rolls freebie. What are
you doing? a) I went to the teachers and without taking a bet
three ways (because I hasten to nip beers
ka).
b) I sit down, prepare and worried, surrendering to
five.
c) I sit down, write off all, read out the spin
sannoe teachers and get four.
9. After the first examination all gather in the hostel to
celebrate the change. What do you doing?
a) I will not go there, since the exam Th
cut for three days, and I do not have time to well under
prepare.
b) Buha this evening on a full program
metal, but in the morning hrenachu home to
depart from pohmelyugi and dash spurs.
c) Buha all three days, I come to the exam
with the exhaust to two meters, but still
I hand him (how could it be otherwise).
10. After the exam you all
a crowd gathered to send to the factory for
transmission manufacturing practices.
What do you predprinimesh about this?
a) agree that the practice will go
on another plant. There's a technical department pa
been operating my friend, who before
nent to me all the necessary documentation.
Therefore, in the factory I do not appears
yus.
b) Zatusovyvayus a technical department of the plant,
I was sent to, agree on
through the necessary documentation and to make
even a couple of days.
c) I go to the factory all 20 days. Go on
shops, collecting documentation, and then
five more days, draw up a report.
Well, now the math:
1. a) 5 points 6. a) 5 points
b) 1 - - b) 1 - "-
a) 10 - - a) 10 - "-
2. a) 1 - - 7. a) 1 - "-
b) 10 - - b) 5 - -
a) 5 - - a) 10 - "-
3. a) 5 - - 8. a) 10 - "-
b) 1 - - b) 1 - "-
a) 10 - - a) 5 - -
4. a) 5 - - 9. a) 1 - "-
b) 1 - - b) 5 - -
a) 10 - - a) 10 - "-
5. a) 5 - - 10. a) 10 - "-
b) 10 - - b) 5 - -
a) 1 - - c) 1 - "-
90-100
You're cool and ottyazhny student. Besides
it does not matter that after the exam
virtually nothing remains in your head -
the main thing that stands in the student's record-book mark,
and in the pocket of a grandmother in a Battle. Of course,
joke-joke, but it can be to finish badly
Fall re-examination.
60-89
Duc, Elah-burns ... You love to plunk
boys and Gurley, however, about the study does not
forget. But my advice to you: not only
napryazhnye nesuetlivo and revel in full growth.
30-59
Look around you - because apart from learning
around you there are lots of interesting things.
Go have a drink with the boys, a girl fall asleep.
May feel better ...
10-29
Well, you nerdy! In my opinion, it's you
in the genotype. This is terminally ... Or maybe
have you to fifteen years, his mother was thrashed
strap on the bare ass of any assessment,
different from the five.
More until the dough is not so rounded. Write letters,
review the tests and, perhaps, themselves some testik dash, so
please send. If you win - the prize will receive (in terms of
competition previous number in the "Contest").
And now the ship following section.
