Winnie the Pooh - 10 YEARS LATER.
TSEM FF KSU Fedienko B.
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Prologue.
A representative of a small but sharper people
Gummi Bears - Bear Vinh Puhman lay on the couch and read the
tales of the Dormition in the translation into Hebrew. From
time to time he interrupted the reading to think
about honey. Here we must say
that Vinh was very fond of honey, as
however, and other products, get him the ball. Over time, the
thought of honey became obsessive, and breaks to read all the
shorter. Finally he broke down, threw book in the corner, swore
under his breath and stood up. "And if I do not eat Medco! "-
he thought, disclosing smoked yellow fingernail package with
the inscription "Dynamite". Pushed the pockets of a dozen
pieces, he threw a kick door and stared hard look
in the surrounding reality. A
reality is
that stood on the threshold gloomy
Pyatakevich pig wearing dark glasses and leather jacket, eating
and bull grimly stared at the plate, hanging above the door.
More recently, inscription on it reads as usual
"Trespassers W." that each
interpreted in its own way, without prejudice
self-esteem, but yesterday in a fit of melancholy extremism Vinh
Puhman sharpened her utterly, and is now above the door was
clearly written: "Outsiders on ...!". Grim Pyatakevich engaged
in that guessed where did this "to" outsiders, as
at the same time trying to determine the extent of its
outsiders, from which darkened even more. "You do not rights
Pyatakevich "- said Vinh, intercepting an eloquent glance
other. "What the hell!" - Pyatakevich squeaked, hoping that
Vinh would be offended, and forget, but the was too good a
friend to be offended over nothing, he gave Pyatakevichu in the
face and friends, as if nothing had happened, went for a walk.
Part 1.
Above the quiet smelly
smooth surface of a large forest lake
hard to fly a hefty brazen dragonflies, crazy from the heat fat
toad, stupidly staring at boom, which is nowhere
arrived in this wilderness, close to the shore were two, and
with gusto had finished the last sandwich astray angler
which was lying nearby, and, glancing at a couple of armed, iso
all the forces he pretended to be asleep.
"Interestingly, Pyatakevich and honey in
it not? "- he asked that
higher. Fisherman shook his head,
how to chase away annoying flies. A
sorry, "- commented
Event Pyatakevich and having nothing
do hurled into the lake stick of dynamite. There was a blast!
Dragonflies have laid a steep turn and went into a tailspin, a
passing Carlson lost control and plane crashed into the Chip
and Dale, hurry to save the Gray Wolf from
pioneers-manyachki Red Riding Hood, Old Leshy, who visited in
the raspberry bushes on a small need, willy-nilly right and a
large, nearby walking near Crocodile Gena fright plunged into
the lake, causing a heart attack in the Water; Sandman awake
with a cry of "I - wake up! "moved into the teeth of any
innocent Nightingale the Robber, Princess Nesmeyana zabilas
in a fit of hysterical laughter
heard that, sitting on
branch of the crow dropped the cheese on his head running by
foxes. Ofonarevshaya frog has found a gift
speech, gleefully cursed and grabbed an arrow and, more to
crack, jumped on his hind legs to meet his fate. And only
Fisher continued to pretend
dormant until the friends do not escape
for the nearby hills, heading to visit his old
Krolbergu friend in hopes of
Medco intercept the ball ...
Part 2.
Newly-made member of the local anti-Semitic organization
Kroll someone sitting at home and
wrote an article in the newspaper Pravda chauvinist. " Title
impressed - "Pogrom not break out - Semite not cross, "but
further work has not gone as
Kroll did not know whether they are baptized
most Semites, and if baptized,
when and how. Clearly affected the lack of experience, because
Krol was quite an anti-Semite
recently - in the autumn, after
as soused Puhman and Pyatakevich staged in his apartment
drunken brawl, gobbled up a year's supply of honey and
condensed milk ... "Oh, and it was fun!" - Sigh remembered
Kroll and looked around. The room was at home warm and cozy
directly nadgolovoy Rabbit hung huge banner on which was red on
black written: "Beat the Jews - Escape
Nature! ". Rabbit looked at
him, and pondered. In the window knock. "Show ..." - Thought
Rabbit, but at this moment knocked a second time. A heavy sigh,
rabbit trudged gloomily open. "Salut, Rabbit!" -
said Puhman vvalivayas into the hall. "Hi, big-eared! - As
echo repeated standing behind him Pyatakevich. Rabbit hiccupped.
"Wow, Zhydivsky faces!" - Blurted out he had long harvested
phrase ... And hiccuped again. Vinh
offended snorted and reached into his pocket for brass
knuckles, but at this moment the door knocked again. On the
threshold was a postman in Pechkin Budenovka and tarpaulin
boots. Because of his shoulder peeking Matroskin in a dirty
shirt and a ball hat and a ragged coat. "Requisitioning" - said
hoarsely Pechkin, for some reason, watching on the clock.
"Honey we confiscate," - said in a hoarse bass Drunk Matroskin.
Puhman, Pyatakevich Rabbit and silently began to shoulder to
shoulder.
Epilogue.
Was the third hour of the night. Forest
asleep. Only occasionally faint night breeze wafted faint
cries, noises and other sounds indecent. The shattered remnants
of food detachments dejectedly trudged on toward
Prostokvashino. For oak table around hissing
samovar sat as a good
the old days, Winnie the Pooh, Rabbit
Piglet and drinking tea with honey and
peacefully talking.
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