Memories of the Future.
music by DNK
(C) Chuprin A.
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- Guten Tag, children! Today
wir will gehen ... In-oovochka! You
again to run a virus into my shell?
- Pigweed Ivan! It was not me! Yesterday
as the rain has passed!
- And what is the information you want to learn from this fact?
- Because You're port yesterday fielded some fresh air ...
Here's to you Runny nose and got ...
- Do not lie, Vovochka! NASMORK'om
preschool age children only to scare! Another
this download, Vovochka, and be
you without a modem! Foot will be in
DOOM to play!
So, hello children! Today we visit the virtual museum
programming. Prepare
memory ... Vovochka! Now
Throw PORNOTETRIS! Where did you get this stuff? And do not you
dare say that I found online, in our civilized age Bright
Present Universal Computerization on such a defense is always!
- Pigweed Ivan! By mail sent. Unknown well-wishers ...
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Children in front of us I-st in the world
programmer. Their programs, he
carved on stone slabs that
presents certain difficulties when editing ... Vovochka! To
immediately put this tile in the place! You're not ravmo
you can put on her jack
kristallera!
- Ivanna pigweed, but he almost nalez! Well, well ... Ah!
- That's why I love you, Vovochka, so is this desire in
all make your own! And
knew that the break!
- You have it all instead of "screw"
has attached, Kulibin you ours!
- And you, Petrov, shut up! How do you
not ashamed to make fun of a comrade! Proceed to the next
exhibit: the use of stone slabs had to be worn with
a massive tools, so primitive encoders were
decided to use
product of wood processing for
information storage. Carriers
is a rectangle, called either
punch cards, or perfoshashki.
Encoding of information was
in causing perforated pattern. In
most cases this is done
just a finger. Vovochka! Do not
liken Masha punched! K
Besides, you do not
finger ...
Now, children, I want to tell
you of the sad side
Presvetlogo affairs programming, which still accompanies us.
The invention of a new type of media
-Magnetic layer, which is spread on another product of wood
processing, caused the beginning of universal computerization.
At the time of troubles, and originated
enemies of the human race - Hackers. Already at that time, they
pounced on every fresh program and break open it. Here are
tools of prehistoric HAKER'a: hammer and drill. Only the most
severe hygiene will prevent the world from destruction:
caught hackers were doomed
before the end of life to crack the asphalt on the road ...
Remember, in the Each of us has a HACKER and we
need to keep it a tight directories ...
Thank you for your attention. Lesson over. Vovochka, please
stay. If so you will not KODER'om be good, then take out of
pocket and hammer museum
Take this one "set of young
Hacker '...
