Jokes about Internet users Internet users
__________________________________________ few days could not
duration-vat at Asky his dryga. By e-mail ontozhe not answered.
I-netchik decided poprobova-ty of last resort and called on
television fony: - Vasya home? - Vasya ymer. "Server maybe
down", - I-podymal netchik. . . . I-netchik tolls for telefony:
- Call pozhalyysta Leny to telefony. - This is not here. "User
unknown", - I-podymal netchik. . . .
I-netchik returned home late. His
encounter two thugs. One of them pulls out
knife and said:
- Drive on the money.
"Providers" - podymal I-netchik.
. . .
I-netchika asked:
- What is the "Red Ryta?
- This is a woman-admin on the server of the Communist Party.
. . .
And netchika-wife sent to the store for
coffee. The saleswoman asked him:
- What you coffee?
- Hy this, the most like him ... Netscape!
-??
- Damn! home.netscape.com
. . .
I-netchik prosnylsya night. Looks - and
vokryg dark, lights are off, nothing
seen. "Network is unreachable", - podymal
I-netchik.
. . .
And the disco-netchik met
devyshkoy. They have long gylyali together, talking. In
parting, gave devyshka emy bymazhky, which read: "T.
62-22-22. "At Asky not pohozhe for Fido
too, like not CompuServe, and AOL ".
And so it was lost first love. ;-)
. . .
I-netchika on ylitse asked:
- What time is it?
- If Grinvichy - then 12, if the Kievskomy - I do not know,
not hours.
. . .
I-netchik slyshaet as ylitse two grandmothers
something yvlechenno obsyzhdayut. And so loud
and quickly. "What traffic!", "Delightfully
podymal I-netchik.
. . .
Beggar on ylitse refers to I-netchiky:
- Citizen, submit to eat.
- A HTTPS y you have?
- No (ydivlenno).
- Then I will not give, it is dangerous.
. . .
I-daughter asks netchika:
- Dad, look pozhalyysta what to
ylitse weather.
- Now, - he answered, and dialed in
brayzere "http://weather.yahoo.com".
. . .
I-netchika asked:
- What is WWW?
- It's MMM underground.
. . .
So why the I-netchiky very trydno ystroitsya
on the job? Potomy that he did not write ymeet.
All on klaviatyre yes to klaviatyre.
. . .
I-netchik came to the polls. Emy gave ballots. He had a long
spit of in rykah, and then went back to stoliky.
- So I did not understand - where tyt click?
. . .
Bar. Dancer shows striptease
tantsyet slowly. From the place gets a cowboy,
fired from a revolver - pylyaperebivaet
lyamky bra, and he falls.
- I am Clint Eastwood.
Dancer continues to dance. Rises
else be the default cowboy rifle, y dancer trysiki subside.
- I'm Kwentin Dorward.
Dancer prodolzhaettantsevat.
Opens the door bar, comes a young
blonde in black glasses, pulls and bazyky
carries on tantsovschitsy kyski.
- Darn, my name is Duke Nukem!
__________________________________________
