Paradox'99 - as it was, but it would be better if he mUst
dIe!!!
August 7-8, in Rostov-on-Don, passed another, this year,
festival of computer art.
It all started in a complete normal, although the venue P'99
learned only three days before it starts. First there was
notified that he will be held at the Palais des Sports, and
then, for Three days before P'99, jOcker in Fido threw a
message that the festival will be in DC "Empils", ie People who
do not have access to the network this time could not find the
real location of festival, though, as according to Main
organizer (the party Fatherland), the venue has been known for
a month! Come on at least, could even write an ad and pasted on
Palais des Sports, the only enterprising people from
PaRtyZaNs'ov thought of it.
The first day.
We arrived with Nut'om in Rostov, wandering around the main
railway station in search for a toilet and Dimon'a from OHG /
PZS. Soon we met Snake'a / OHG and moved to the appointed
meeting place - Radio Market. There have already been waiting
for the gang: Disabler / OHG, Lost Angel / LB, Shaitan / OHG
and a bunch of beginners and uzersov spektrumistov.
Waited for the trivia Dimon'a, and moved into nedozhdavshis
"Empils. On the way met Railon'a / TTHG. We arrived there
somewhere at 9:30. There has already formed a crowd of
grown-up: Speed Way (Formerly VVG), Accept corp., Die Krupps,
Cusick, and many other someone I do not know. The festival was
to begin at 11:00. And since Organizers were bigger brakes, the
first component started only at 16:00. : (
All this long period of time the people were fed PTsshnimi
demami who played on two or three. Frankly,
been wanting to puke. More soundman was a big must
diem. Dumped the whole bass and volume too. And nothing was
audible, but bass and high frequencies. : (And besides colon
were prepared at any moment to jump out.
So. Under the program was to begin AY music compo. But
instead of 3 channels for some reason went for only two. It was
just no action taken. Naturally, we reported on the scene,
which houses all equipment. It has been known for Speccy
platform mainly (Lamer'om) was jOcker. Something he had
tinkered, tinkered, and nothing did. Well, you know, if a
person never in my life did not hold soldering iron, he can do!
:) After some time, jOcker shouting "Let's go!" Again the first
kerf AY components Mouzon. But from the speakers went all the
same 2-channel sound! We have already started angrily shouted:
"I would tell him sooner would write 2 channel music! "Then the
scene cry of jOcker'a:" Cho, you resents the authors do not
resent, and you ...". Immediately enraged voice Dimon'a
interrupted: "Yes, the authors of these Mouzon are currently in
Minsk and do not know about this Must die! "And the first
Mouzon was written MAST'om / FTL. Yes ... with all due respect
to Mast'ovskoy music, no one channel is sounded disgusting.
After another attempt to start a music compo all shut up again
and again the voice jocker'a: "wait 20 minutes!". Many, he spat
on all departed to their homes, while defiantly burning
belyuteni and posters! With the adjustment of the sound they
could trafficked hours that way until 8 pm, if not gone Cusick
to the organizers and invited them to dedicate the remainder of
the day HRC, so as not to waste time. And the organizers, thank
God, agreed. Well, after we decided that we catch here anymore
nothing. And we are tortured by these constant expectations met
go home, although Nut and exhibited work at the HRC. All
spektrumisty also began to slowly disperse.
And the hidden part of party c 7 to 8 August Sarwan. That is
so for We are, in principle, and for Speccy, ended the first
day P'99! The only thing on the first day, stirred and amused
people - The demo for the PC 1998 from T-Rex, with dancing to
our Must die'nym President Boris Yeltsin. That was cool!
Second day.
We came back and went to ranenko Dimon'a / OHG. It was
previously persuaded that there will come Demon / OHG and Lost
Angel / LB, and we We dokleivat DeMouy, but they are such
bastards did not come. Later revealed that they DeMouy not
finish. That is how we flew from demoy from PARTYZANS, okay do
not be sad about. A couple of hours in 10, we moved to DK
Empils. On the way back again met Snake'a. When we arrived I
immediately hung up in advance prepared posters with slogans
Paradox - Must die!, Paradox - Full Sux!, Well and went inside.
Sound is already configured. As time When we arrived, Speccy
connected to a projector, and to our Much to our regret the
image was black / white, because organizery did not find a
color modulator for the Spectrum. Well, okay then, not get used
to! So like everything was going well so far. Soon began ZX gfx
compo. The picture shows a pisyuk out of the emulator to at
least a little color to see. Show the 15-ty images. AND then
jOcker says all types. Here again begins Must die. Undermined
by the Snake / OHG and shouted: "Why did not reveal my Zoom
!!!". Immediately undermined Phantom Lord / Accept Corp. and
Lord Archy / Die Krupps, and say that their picture was not
there either. It turns out that they "accidentally" erased.
After some PCs compo Still they showed. Then began the HRC
Mouzon components, well, by nothing to do we went to drink SEM.
After that, just had to Mouzon Nut'a / DHG - "in and out" from
the market of Winnie the Pooh. Scold bit and begins a
long-awaited ZX 16KB intro compo. Well, the first two intro
went unnoticed, but the intro number three ... it was splash!
Yes ... a sea of laughter, I still have never heard of. By
the way, intra-my, in general: the idea - Drasula / Die Krupps,
digital voice - Nut / DHG, codes and assembly - Flying Skull /
DHG well ie I. A called it "JL # 16kb" (jocker LaMeR), so as
not to cause suspicions have been masked. It begins quite
normally. But then ... falls out gnawed jocker'a (well ie
photos) and for all volume of the speakers shouting: "jocker
lamer, jocker lamer, jocker lamer, lamer, lamer ...". You
should have seen the reaction jocker'a, face He was longer than
two times. He once was lost, and even said nothing. And
Disabler on stage is zalivaetsa! And the people how rejoiced
... especially all Partyzans'y. Naturally all of our raised 10
points of my intro. Finally got on jocker merit. Crap it all
before! :) Then all hushed and began AY music compo. But even
here, without die'ya must not managed. jocker decided to take
the initiative and conduct preselekt Mouzon. In face preselekt
commission was one himself. > :-| And where have you seen to
preselekt committee consisted of one person! Mean jockert
Mouzon Klim'a / OHG 1996, put on your computer, (Klim in
nastayaschee time in the army) and my 1999 and Mouzon Mouzon
Yerz / HP, and can even somebody he deletnul! Here padlyuga!
Then came some PCs competitions and we went out into the
street. There Cusick interviewed jocker'a, where he began to
complain that He put so much effort, time and resources in this
festival, and we to thank the 16 kb intro. And the fact that he
scored on the Speccy another year or two ago, he said, and what
he sold it he also did not say, and what types of accept was
broken off, which he personally invited to R'99, and do not
take care of their lodging. (Dracula / Die Krupps mestechko
found in his apartment). AND in general, for this "organization
of the Spectrum" should face was to fill jocker'u.
It even works reception could not organize. This was done
Shaitan / OHG. jocker only beyond the grave voice, announced
the contest, shorter jocker - LaMeR!!! And he wrote that he was
from OHG, although it has long been expelled from it! He only
peresral Full View of OHG and all of Rostov!
Finally the time came ZX demo compo.
And now the question was: Who? Was presented only two
work: "7up" by SpeedWay and "NO exit" (63 bit 4) by Accept corp.
"7up" seemed to me more beautiful, there is storyline, but
coding some solid animation, but the "No exit" everything is
better in terms of code! Well, of course, my opinion.
After showing ZX demos quickly scrolled ZX digital music compo,
and that was it. Announced that the results will only
tomorrow (9 August), and all the people gradually began to
disperse. AND Organizers also sharply poskladyvali everything
off and washed away. They could not even say for sure whether
the promised prize money.
That's how it went leymovy paradox'99. Just do not think
that all of the following festivals in Rostov will be as bad.
After all, the blame lies with the organizers, but it's only a
few people.
the end
written by Flying Skull / Delta Hackers Group / PaRtYzAnS
corrected by Nut / Delta Hackers Group / PaRtYzAnS
