-= SEX TELEPHONE =
My phone rang
-Who says the elephant?
-Yesterday I smelled petrol
And to me came a crocodile
He would not let me sleep,
He is in my pants I do not care
-Damn, still green, and smart aleck!
And then call an ant:
-I hung elephant pizdyuley,
Drank beer twelve pieces
Going weighed whale!
Could you tell me,
Where the whale to me now to find?
Baran received a call from the Goat:
-And here we - no cabbage in a scrap
Hey you, chushok,
Send us cabbage bag!
And then we shall fall to you to vomit,
And horns to knock your eyes!
-I was angry, but how ZAOr:
"Come all of you to please pussy!
Every goat
I will not let the cabbage! "
Also called Cuckoos:
-How zabaldet us chekushki?
Add the-go Dichlorvos,
But a little bit,
so as not to cause diarrhea ...
And then called Bear,
And I started up my bullshit!
-Wait: Bear, not Purdue
What you should better tell me!
-Pow!
Toilet Paper-send,
And I'm sitting here in a push
With the cellular handset in hand,
Yes, that's nothing to point wipe ...
I wept-Bear.
-All right, tell him -
To you I send Snail with a roll ...
Wait!
And crawled two Leeches:
A doctor gave a little weed!
Know-we know how much grass,
We are for it you suction!
-Well, I'm here, sorry, for what?
You crawl, a friend of the friend-suck,
To me my poor brain can not sawing!
By three o'clock, called Fox:
"Ah! I flew in pussy Osa!
Ah! Now ... Ah!
Yadrena ... Ah! Mother ...
Ah! The whole hive want ... Ah! Get it!
And then crawled two snakes:
"We do not snake-cocks we are!
I thought for a long time,
And pizdischu sent them!
At the dinner called Owl:
-Doctor! .. Strongly headache ...
In a mouse took blowjob ...
Am! -I do not fancy man-as not! ..
"You, Owl, flew-ka
to my office,
Panadol prescribe a blowjob ...
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Folk faklklor
