Battle of Kulikovo
Eyewitness
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Yak on the Princely court Gostinnyj
Arrived walkers:
-Princess! In the Kulikovo
Wait Mamaeva shelves
Prince with a hangover no kerf
-Who are the Che yell?
Who is there in the field come from?
And what a dick waiting for?
-Voivod! - Shouted the prince,
-Gather for dinner host,
Sit on a glass vmazhem
And we'll go to war.
Thus, in the field Kulikovom
High raised Coolock,
There's an unreasonable manner
Russian troops stood.
Three weeks have stood,
A Mamaia dick see!
At this point army agitated:
-On the dick have to fight?
Pussy in a knot is not zavyazhesh
-Three weeks is not eblis!
Or, the Prince home Lawless,
Or cancer gets!
Then point the prince was sleeping,
Mach flied noodle with hops,
To host does not flee
Alcohol issue all told.
Spree, zabuhali
And got a noise!
All swords porasteryali
By obryganym bush
One evening, foggy,
When the prince sat
eat at the table,
The door opened and suddenly
Sam Mum in the tent he went.
-Princess! Time is gone,
Zenk enough to pour,
Tomorrow morning, with dawn
We must battle begin!
Khan had gone, doors buhnuv,
Knaz thought: "the fuck you!"
Tomorrow morning, with dawn
Raise regiments to fight!
Ebnul alcohol without dilution,
Shaval long cucumber
-Hey, where there commander,
Jam is in the end!
-Voivod, someone shouted, -
Know of drunk in the woods went
The third day can not see something,
Maybe they found the mushrooms?
-Search the surrounding oaks
Polk sent in search of!
Let oblazat all ditches,
How to find, apply here!
And in the morning, both ratified
With swords and shields
Become opposite to each other,
Barely standing on their feet
From a number of Tatar
Flies chelubey
Armed till you drop
All threatened: "The Russian strike!"
-Peresvet here should
Someone shouted Council -
He pussy he Nakata,
It is clear, no doubt!
Relight doubts:
Yes, you go in her pussy!
I am not pohmelyalsya,
I'm not going anywhere!
-Relight-prince shouted, -
Well Cum you bitch, whine!
If you give him Nakata,
I command you to pour!
Relight figured: "Well,
Nawal-ka pizdyuley,
Only the alcohol so that was cool!
Where the Mongols, come quick! "
By Chelubeyu it fits,
Elbow to the horse spihnul,
Pizdanul just once in the neck
He and his legs stretched out
Then the Mongols could not stand,
Piling the entire crowd
We also prihueli
And started a general fight!
Meanwhile, in oak,
Governor-whore looking for
And the joy of the whole Tale
This Khmyrov lying in the grass.
Above obrygannym stump
Fume poisoning
The whole flavor of the surrounding
Loud snoring game, scaring,
Drunk and asleep in the umat soldiers.
Three hours of his awakened,
In the ear-Ssali sleeping bastard!
Spear planted in the ass
Awakened at last!
Only left out of the woods
Looking-mesilovka goes!
And not be seen belmesa
Someone who gives a pussy!
Then the terrorists kerf
With a cry of: "In God's soul mother!"
During their swords seized
And let's Mongol rubai!
Neozhidannum invasion
Ensured the success of
And Mongolia in an instant
Dick chopped at all!
Prince of cunning governor,
For tactical talent
Ruble gave for all the people
On booze and provisions.
In every battle, no doubt,
The principle is a simple
Ebnul alcohol-free dilute
And then so can the battle!
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