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COMPUTER PASSION
Limericks
Fell in love with the programmer,
Monitor wiped clean.
He is on the joy of this
Format a floppy disk.
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My milenok-distributors
Bought a computer yesterday
I just do not kerf
Where is the RAM, and where the RAM!
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The husband complains I duraSela on the keyboard.
He arranged for me to terror
Everything screams that Disk Error!
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My milenok instead of "hello"
All hard about "SOUNDBLASTER"
And then, when dawns,
He is about CD-ROM talking about.
*****
Programmer at the programmer
Speaks Russian net:
-Why are you such a dog,
The virus is brought to me yesterday.
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My milenok somehow turned sour,
Said to me: "PC hangs"
Well, lying is a cunning fox.
Who hung on who hung?
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And to pile two jokes.
During the tour at the zoo teacher stops the children near
the cells with baboon and asks:
-Children who this is?
-Software Engineer-together meet the children.
"Why?" - Is perplexed teacher.
-Shaggy, his eyes red and corn on the ass.
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Son comes to his father-programmer.
Papa, on your computer can play?
-Go ahead.
After some time out of the room, where it plays the son, is
heard: Papa! What does it mean
"DISK C: FORMAT COMPLETED"?
