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readers, containing the most interesting things. That first
letter:
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GOOD DAY (morning, evening, night - delete as applicable)!
You wrote some of Heaven Aeroplane
Pro Hackers' Dynasty. Once logged on 11 March
our raspberries, received from the Chief (call him
ICE) another portion of the relative
novya among whom discovered and the second
Room Echo. Released this publication
I do not know why Teshoo the hope that is not late with his
decision to answer the questions of your application. Except
addition, I want to share information about What to do if you
burn discs on buggy drive (if it's someone else interested). To
all of the above-described enclose literal translation of the
test from the magazine Subliminal Extacy, when he came to you
as a prog with the screen saver, drawn from
by broken Kempston Mouse (Krysko
fell from the table and crumpled insides) here
these same trembling Heaven Aeroplane '
ovsky little hands. Stop now upload your bullshit and move on
to the case.
1. Recommendations.
If you burn your buggy on the drive, or your drive leaves
much to be better, then do not swear and throw
floppy into the trash bucket. It is possible that the situation
will change for the better when the following recommendations
(Thanks to a good man to Misha, who
told me all this):
a) Provide access to the head drive
(Remove the top cover of the box, where
it's located);
b) upload anything diskovosstanavlivayuschee (I used FUT'om
and DCU 8.05, more than I liked to use for solving this problem
DCU, so that about it and we will continue to speak);
c), insert the floppy disk drive buggy;
d) select 'Restore Disk' and set the maximum number of
attempts (250);
d) Once in the recovery process
drive "rested" and stuck to kakomlibo sector is very weak, and
gently pull his head back and forth, with She (the head) should
not get down with the track, which is;
e) after a while (sometimes almost
immediately) after such manipulations sector
will be successfully read;
g) Repeat steps d)-e) for the required number of buggy
floppy disks.
In conclusion, I can only say that
This method has been tested by me personally, and not
once. In 98% of the disk was
cured completely.
2. Test.
<<HOW DO YOU in the eyes FRIENDS>>>
COPYRIGHT 1994 BLACKSTAR OF
CRYPTOBURNERS
SPECTRUM CONVERSION BY
L.A. OF EXTACY-3
Published electronically JOURNAL
SUBLIMINAL EXTACY # 0
COPYRIGHT 1994 EXTACY-3
TRANSFER AND PROCESSING: HEAVEN AEROPLANE OF
PRO HACKERS 'DYNASTY
This test is what you need. Respected if
You are your friends, or be considered complete
wretchedness? This test gives you the opportunity to find out.
The testing process is very simple. On
sheet of paper you write the question number, and
next - answer - A, B or C. In
Summarize the end of points scored for
each answer (how to do it, you'll learn
answer all questions.) Yes, and most importantly - no need to
very seriously results ...
1. One of your friends has the ability to throw a party for
the weekend. Parents get underfoot will not. What Your answer
will be?
A) I have no friends ...
B) I'm sorry, my home work on the throat, but
another program to write ...
B) Yes, definitely come!
2. At the party you meet awesome
Sexy Girls. What will be your
first thought?
A) In such a beauty for sure is my friend,
so that there is nothing to poke!
B) With this certainly would have lain. It is a pity that
I already have another.
B) And she did. Interestingly, I told her like me?
3. Girl (see above) invites you to
dance. What would be your response?
A) No problem, baby ...
B) I? Dance? Well ...
B) M-uh-uh-uh-aah ... (Something unintelligible).
4. You dance with a girl from the third
question and you start to think that she
wants you, because very much to you pressed. Your words (and
actions) in this case?
A) Say "Excuse me, I need a minute into the bathroom and
quickly retituetes from entrenched positions. B) You are very
smuschrny, words can not say and try to make it not noticed
Your excitement. B) You are, roughly speaking, begins to squeeze
and scrambles to her to notice how you're nervous. The
treatment ends with a sweet kiss passionately.
5. All the same girl whispers in your ear:
"I want you!". What would be your response?
A) You do not say anything, because he came in
themselves too embarrassed.
B) mumbling something unintelligible.
B) "You are infected with AIDS?"-You ask.
6. You go home with a car and a steep
girl out of the question number five begins
massaging your thighs, all the closer and closer to the piquant
little town on your athletic body ...
A) From the buzz you close your eyes and do not understand why
they do not open. It turns out the whole thing on the bus,
smudge them on the asphalt.
B) You will quickly come to ourselves and settle down.
B) Do you recommend a girl to move to more
decisive action, such as oral sex.
7. You return home and finds
parents in the living room. Your actions in this
case.
A) Can you imagine a girl her parents.
B) You sovrete, saying that together will
to solve puzzles in mathematics (note to parents is not
kupyatsya - a girl dressed in a oh-oh-oh-ry her short dress and
her make-up shines like a rainbow. B) You just go to my room,
because advance warning parents that can
lead to a girl, and hang a sign "DO NOT DISTURB" on the door of
the room.
8. The girl said that they regularly take pills. What will
you do?
A) All the same, apply a condom to
do not pick up something nasty.
B) Do not say a word, you fall through with it
clothes and take love.
B) Pointeresuetes why she does it.
9. The next day at school (university, etc.), friends ask
you why You have gone from a party so early. What do you do?
A) You tell them the whole truth, and they have
believe.
B) As in part A), but they screamed with delight and surprise.
B) You blush and say nothing.
10. You get a letter from the girl,
which met in the second issue.
She wrote to you that when you first made love, she was already
infected with AIDS.
A) You decide that this is a joke, and continue to change girls
like sweaty socks, which are dying of AIDS in three months.
B) Then you use a condom, and
now completely calm. But in vain - the condom was full of holes
... The result - the death of AIDS in three weeks.
B) You are viewing the next page letter and
know that this is just a joke. Your
girlfriend wants to re-experience the joy of communicating with
you.
Scoring
1. A) -100 6. A) 1
B) 5 B) 0
B) 1 B) 5
2. A) 5 7. A) 3
B) 0 B) 0
B) -3) 5
3. A) 5 8. A) 4
B) 0 B) 5
B) -3) -1
4. A) 0 9. A) 1
B) -1 B) 5
B) 5 B) -2
5. A) -3 10. A) 3
B) 0 B) 1
B) 5) 8
- 50 and over:
Yes you are a real Casanova! Your friends
I envy you in a black and try to
to imitate. Continue in the same spirit,
but remember - AIDS is not sleeping!
- 40-49:
Not bad, but you need to learn some more. Constantly
improving their skills and everything will be fine.
- 30-39:
You need to work on themselves. Not
Remember to always practice.
- 20-29:
You either "a child under sixteen, or
boring type.
- 10-19:
You obviously "a child under sixteen, and yes even
very poor.
- 0-9:
You probably have a problem with
sexual orientation.
- Less than 0:
Buy a scented soap and a gentle kapron rope, or even better
- and the Colt one cartridge. In such a grim subject
how you, friends, and there can not be,
there is nothing to take place under the sun.
Fewer people - more oxygen.
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Com. Ed.:
Thank You, Heaven, for the letter. It was fun and the board
separately. We are waiting for more letters from you.
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