Hour ottyaga - Notes of a Terminator T-1000.

Echo #03

       Again hour ottyaga came ...



   Maybe you watched the movie "TERMINATOR
2 "...


   Besides those who do not look, I deeply sympathize!


   Well, here goes:


   In order not to cause disturbance of the
readers all the events are not dated,
and will begin with a hyphen (-).


   This information is unearthed after a long
suffering in the city dump and brought to
MUSEUM SAVED VALUES (where I have this
valuable information and swiped it appeared
in front of you in the proper form).


   P.S. These notes do you see in unamended form. Here they are:


       Notes of the terminator T-1000.


   -Body aches (CPU horseradish), noggin
splits.


   And strives to drive into the face to anyone, but there is 
none. 


   Wait ...


   -Waiting ...


   -I continue to wait ...


   -The desire to drop over. I saw a hole in the
wall, climbed ...


   Lattice. SchA knock. What is this?? I flew through it,


   as a jelly. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!


   -Damn! What is this?? Grille in place, I
on the other side. Why I hardly pumped?? Such a terminator of 
my model should not be. What is this?? Calculating the 
designer?? Okay, I'm tired. Need some rest. 


   -I woke up in a bright room. On
scoreboard reads:



         test termination T-1000



   A very long time for me to tap different
magnitude of hammers ...


   "They that insolent?? Until now
I sledgehammers thresh ...


   -UF-r-r! " Finally stopped. Took me into the chamber. 
Results tomorrow announced.



   Hour from bad to worse! Told that
the following tests done.


   -I obyacnili that the tests represent
A fire on the U D I M! Who are they??


   -Nastrelyalsya.Krutoe feeling after these
tests.


   Again, tests ... This time, skill ...


   -Ur-rr-rr-ah-ah-ah-ah! I went through. And all
because through the steel bars was
(The rest of the lattice shooting started).


   -Put in a damn what else. All in
eyes swam ...


   Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Bastards ...


   "Where am I??


   -Divide! What a shame!


   -Some kind of element I spotted ...


   Poor cop, I felt sorry for him ...


   - "The laughter was pale-I ment
look like. "


   -I won some sort of mutilation
wheelbarrows. They say that the service station can help. Have 
to go ... 


   -Arrived. Here is the column even worse
machines. I will in turn ...


   Another stand-...


   -Some dude (probably an element) has explained to me that 
I'm not in the queue. That does this mean ...



   -Has reached. Taxi out of the damn column ...


   -Barely taxied. Pimp slyapali.


   -Well, let us deal mission. Assignment:


   1) To kill John Connor.

   2) To eliminate Sarah Connor.

   3) Kill the bastard from the future.

   Let us proceed ...


   -Damn, kid missed. And the kid from
the future of so many holes in me did. Well, yes
Okay, will survive ...


   "These two men ran into.


   Interesting: a small family vault
is ...


   -I learned that I can take a "rent"
any wheelbarrow. The plan is developed.


   -Play "Crush motorcyclist with a minor asshole"


   Why he turned around?? How it from me
its pukalki wants to shoot??


   Squint! Missed! Where you shoot
taught??


   Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! With me is flowing ...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ... Bul-bul-bul ...


   Again, pull up ... Sarah will go'll finish ...


   -So far, all according to plan ... Damn! Why am I
this elevator climb??


   Stop wasting bullets! Stop it! Stop it! I said ...


   Is that a free taxi?? Goat
take away the gun! Get your IP ...


   -Complete failure! Stop until the write
and then the other terminators laughing at me raise!


   -As long as everything goes according to plan. Damn! 
Noticeably colder! 


   Br-rr-rr-r! What is ...


   -Barely froze. Due to frost me
nekoordinatsiya movements.


   Processor makes itself felt. I'll go
I'm in a pharmacy ...


   The pharmacy-no one: I was afraid.
Why so?? I'm just a little turned blue in
head with a pair of cross-cutting, manipulators on snot hanging 
out ... 


   Ever-life takaya.Poydu shoot ...


   -Nastrelyalsya ... Better it ...


   -I went to ... You know where.


   -So far so good ... I spotted them ... On,
Take that, kid!


   -SchA I'll drin this as re ...


   Ur-rr-ra! This mu ... from the future
broke!


   Now I'm up to the mother-son of a bitch would get ...


   Khan you all! Oh, the kid from the future began to function 
... Leave me alone! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!



   -For a swamp ... I sucked ...


   Bitches! Ah-ah-ah-ah-bul-bul-* 
SLURP-hlyupspsiu-shek-sh-sh-sh-sh-Shh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
... 


   HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!


   Stop! Not-ee-ee-em! Aaaaaaaaaaa ...



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