MACHINE
(C) Yuri Nesterenko
Platform lift. From the corridor there
First and faces coming out of the elevator
II. First:
- Hello! Long time no see! Well, how
life?
Second:
- Yes here, the car itself bought ...
- Oh, congratulations, it's time. Well, as normal plowing?
- Yes, like, ugh-ugh.
- No brakes?
- Meaning? Slows down, of course. Where are you
a car without brakes, see?
- It's a yes, where have you take a ... While here I am its
dispersed - just flies.
- And do not you afraid?
- Yes, nothing, if, immediately after the dissolution of
everything is normal, then continue to order will.
- Well as you know, and I was dumb too
accelerate. I and the rights of a recently received.
- So you have it, it turns out not personal? And a lot of
users?
- I let the wife ...
- What is this turns out, you have a wife -
admin?
- Who?
- Well, the administrator.
- Yes, I have it running by the administrator. And how did
you guess?
- Sur-p-Rehoboam! Well, the main thing that wheelbarrow
not buggy. I, count up, there was a case -
window open longer. Three windows open, the fourth - bummer.
- No, I have the window open normally.
And because of what this might be interesting?
- Yes because RAM'a ... Barked there chtoto.
- No, I like the frame in order ...
- This is when I have the quartet was.
- Yes, the "Quartet" - it's not cool.
- Well, for those times normal. Or here
More bug was - I thought the mouse died ...
- Directly in the car?
- What does it mean - in the car? On the mat.
- Ah, well, at least fortunate to find it was not necessary.
Immediately throw away could not.
- Duc why kick? She was alive. There, in fact, on the bus some
trash climbed ...
- Wait, it you have that manual?
- Who?
- Mouse.
- Well, not same foot!
- Clearly, I also love zhyvotnyh ... So you
tire changed?
- Heh, how to change it somehow? With
mom did that ...
- And you've got that, my mother in these cases flogs?
- Something whips, something has to explain to handle. So
this time ... In general, I have it ASUS'ovskaya ...
- This is where is it?
- Taiwan.
- Yes, eh? You have a mother from Taiwan? It is necessary,
and for you and do not say!
- What? They are quite decent!
- Yes, no, I'm not a nationalist of some ... I wonder just ...
- And you've got a big screw?
- Meaning? I have a lot of them.
- A lot! Well, you're cool! And how much?
- Yes chtoya them, believed it? These screws,
Nuts ...
- Gy-gee-gee! Yes, I'm not about that! I ask about the hard
drive.
- Which hard drive?
- In the car, which.
- And there is that hard drive is? I have not noticed.
- Well, you give! Of course there is, as without
it somehow?
- Well, yes, of course, in our criminal
time ... Told me that this is a cool interior, but I do not
think so. Hence, machines with hard drives sell!
Hey, it probably is now somehow have to register?
- All that is necessary, the firm-the seller has already
registered. And if not, it's their problem.
- It is easy to say "their problem." And if
I have cops with the hard drive zagrebut?
- That they have nothing else to do, both with
screw your deal! Thank God, not in
America.
- And that is true ...
- A video you have some?
- Have you got that video in the car have?
- Of course, you have.
- Yes? Strange ... Okay, I'm home honor
description more closely.
- Yeah, it's always helpful. Permit a
at least some?
- And so therefore, still need permission?
- What does "need"? The more, the
better!
- Uchtu ... And where should it receive?
- In the "Display Properties" is placed.
- What is put? Printing?
- No, print elsewhere specified ...
Okay, then read. And the audio you have what?
- I did not "Audi", my "BMW".
- What? E what are leaves, they now
make a sound?
- Of course, do, where you saw a modern car without a sound?
Now even most recently, "a Muscovite," there is radio ...
- Well, why only a Muscovite? In the depths of the people are
too technically pulled. Although the same radio in a car just
not everyone needs ...
- Well, if it is - not as rip it!
- Too true. A modem that you have there?
- Yes, I do not know, say well, just
bought ... The seller did not seem to say about that. So, maybe
not ...
- Yes, inetu Login required!
Just look, with its steep wheelbarrow virus some not subchain.
- Hey, what are you hinting at? I have a wife
is!
- Oh, yeah, she's in your admin, as it is
care ... (Suitable elevator.) Well, time for me.
How soap obzavedeshsya - sobschi the address.
(Comes into the cockpit)
- And you that soap necessary?
- Yes, I do not need me, and so four
khalyavnykh box ...
- You Th, soap business to do?
- Meaning? Spam, or what? What do you
take me, I still live hunting!
- And what is now dangerous?
- And then! During that service providers only nailed it.
- Wow, never would have thought ... Thank you for having been
warned.
- All right, sorry business. Bye. (First
presses the button.)
- While ... Hey, hey, wait! And you've got something
What car?
- So far, the third "Pentium."
(Elevator doors closed, First leaves). The second (alone):
- Wow, the third "Pentium" ... And not heard of this.
Interestingly, it's steeper than the six hundredth of the
Mercedes?
Originals: And your residents, we interrupt to hang!
