or how it all began
World - deep abyss!
IA Bunin
(C) SOLDERMAN Izhevsk
PROLOGUE
"I send to England.
Have you heard? "- Hamlet
Prince of Denmark.
/
azalos would do with this millennium?
He kind of behind. You can, of course, lead
standard phrase academia: "The new
millennium begins in the year 2001. "But
it does not solve the problem. Yes, of course,
This text is written in the hope of imminent
the arrival of the new millennium, but the name
connected not with it.
In my diary the two thousandth year marked
two dry words on a strict and monotonous in English:
"Paranormal and Actional". Why? In this case we will deal
within the next syntactic structures of the article.
MONOLOGUE
"By opening a vein,
or short worldview
Reference SOLDERMAN-a "
"Responding to a question
"Who am I?" each series
Kundu - pretty
big nagrzka for
mentality ", - Oleg
M. Hazhins
cue (GameExe7, 98).
Can it come, the sinners? Then her husband - now an old man
zahirevshy SOLDERMAN begins his Revelation. And do not expect
old marazmatik, that is, I will have at least a modicum
democratic. I'll tell you how in the olden days ...
Went, in my opinion, the two thousandth year (although
is now difficult to say for sure - so long ago it was). In a
certain kingdom, children mine is in a state of living out the
last millennium computer relic (If you remember that two
millennia back to the primitive state human society existed
details technological work, and one of these parts is a
material box, which they called a computer). In this state
originated KVAZIZHIVOE BEING! It was
the more important because such creatures
at that time did not create human society. The creature is
dubbed the non-existent in our time the word (since assimilated
the language in which this word is still mattered), but in
Russian this word meant something like "Izhevsk statements"
(Izhevsk, if you know the story is bad humanity - is a
concentration camp for loyal to the Government of the
population).
Itself being, of course, not born to, but genetic engineering
is that distant time was able to synthesize it cell. Its
development is observed (for some reason) the team of
obstetricians. These enthusiasts not thinking about
consequences, conducted a secret operation with the
Government's code number "VISH-SOFT" (you see: the software!).
Professionals gathered to call obstetrician was difficult:
one tried to write music in order to accelerate the development
of an organism, the other - to show not born black
square (one of the achievements of the primitive
art), the third - to tell scary
history. The result was appropriate: a baby born injured. This
fact is so scared of obstetricians that two
of them immediately fled the country, and a third
not be a fool, the moment of birth hidden in a wall cabinet.
Born infant who received generic
injury remained, however, the alien
in the full sense of the word. Wrapped in
glossy cover with a delicious sign
"DPPM", six-foot-AMBAL baby barely
was not left to fend for themselves (which
have - do not store ...), but suddenly realized
all the specificity of his position (even
would be - to bring the world's first aliens (the most
contradictory of this phrase lies in the contradictory
phenomena)) does not run away obstetrician decided to proceed
with the education of the mutant.
SORT
Poor nechesan Kalinushka,
There is nothing to flaunt it,
Only painted spinushka,
Yes, the shirt did not know.
Nekrasov
State authorities were not satisfied with the results of the
experiment and to analyze the failures have decided to enter
the remainder of the country obstetrician. For this purpose
were chosen two secret Agent class professionalism.
They had a clear mandate - to leave
on the obstetrician and infiltrate the environment around him
to find out the causes and consequences disruption experiment.
You are funny, but think what
idea of kvazisuschestvah was the then government. That's
right, no. That's not got it with this operation.
Both agents are extremely promptly went
on the obstetrician: first, to present a kindergarten teacher
and a maniac killer in combination, suggested that the
obstetrician for development of mutant his eloquently painted
the inside dwelling, a second, turned out to be clever janitor,
became a permanent visitor to this "space".
Subsequently, the abode of the proposal
janitor's room was renamed the brutal torture - so skillfully
tortured maniac mutant: pierced him with sharp daggers, put out
every hour recovering eyes, etc.
But it could not last forever. So
and not having to report to authorities on the causes of
breakdown tests, the agents themselves on fire
education of the alien. State
such attempts will no longer take.
A brief digression
HISTORY
I hope you realize that this article describes the history of
the newspaper "IZH NEWS", which marks a year (on Christmas, the
first issue) and a half years (from inception Ideas). Owned by
its emergence can be considered event of the millennium.
It's time to take stock of perishable
the newspaper's existence. To him and to engage,
familiarized with the story.
Quiet day 13th of December in pre-New Year atmosphere is
formed by the first edition IZH NEWS. Editor in chief, our
unforgettable and witty companion, in his own words, someone
NoViSeT introduces readers to the still nascent world of
newspapers. In addition to his STAFFING-th of the more two
mysteries for the uninitiated audience personality: RDM,
consumed, according to the text, alcoholic beverages in
unlimited the number of drunk and feeling itself is hardly
not by Paganini, and NAIL, whose role
for publishing the first issue after reading
STAFF-and underestimated. It turns out
that worked on the production of only the main
editor. Therefore it is very atmospheric and it looked like the
inner contents: the transition from one section to almost do
not notice supported by about a similar mood, the introduction
of more like an introduction and etc.
Of course, the first issue turned out not absolutely perfect,
no wonder they say that the first practice makes perfect, but
good luck this "coma" was largely random and relatively. Not to
height was informative, not very
were well lit entuziazno-optimistic ideas of the author. A
exemplary unity sentiment in a newspaper determined soon
external factors than internal: a new
Year thorough undercut the initiative, and willing to write in
IZH NEWS was not there. But sections of the newspaper, lost over
time, at least some of
them cope with the increasingly pressing problems
(To their essence, I'll be back later). Especially
I personally liked the articles with titles
"IDEA," "Why," "Competition".
The shell of his newspaper had not, and therefore
it was wrapped in DPPM. And this, in fact, too
negative, especially for the edition with extensive
ambitions. But not because DPPM bad, but
because the newspaper should have its own face
(In the literal sense of the word). Dilettantism
observed in the decoration. But all of this we
(And, hopefully, you) simply for a worthy cause - lack of
experience.
Go further. Mostly the noise in some places -
descended without a new (unscientific) Goals. Someone else has
to get used to the new highly funny way of writing numbers,
someone - does not awake from a New Year's hangover, and a new
release IZH NEWS was already riveted. Date its release -
01/04/2000 (2000:) (as written). Yes, IZH NEWS # 2 outputs, and
this is its main achievement: finally finally approved the
first in Izhevsk, a local e-newspaper published almost
each month. In fact, the newspaper was
in an advantageous position: competition in her
the period of time, severe competition,
No one in Izhevsk could not make, nor
required for one city in two editions
a similar shell.
Anyway, the beginning of the year two thousand was crucial in
consolidating the status of IZH NEWS, at least in Izhevsk.
Feasible, according to the editor help in the creation of
facilities provided future TRGshniki: MONOHROM, EXPERT,
OVERAYE. In STAFFe appears bright red graph "moral
support and consultation, "which surely occupy these people. It
would seem Why do we need such activity with respect
to VISH-SOFT from former X-TEAM-ovtsev? There are several
reasons. Firstly, the idea create Izhevsk electronic newspaper
owned by them as well. Secondly, the paper - it is the voice of
a different order, the voice of the entire city, the voice of a
new one (not only local) public. Thus, we have included an
amorphous (at the time) the group X-TEAM.
Slowly but surely, it was a matter to a head.
Generally, the peel of one to two groups did not
get along. Three, perhaps, and then under the control of the
all-seeing leader. And the third issue in this respect is
crucial: it plays an important role in ordering and organizing
group affiliation of the newspaper. It must be remembered that
the composition VISH-SOFT (and later BRUTAL CREATORS) at this
time is replenished. New members of the group had not yet
manifested themselves, at first glance a conscious policy of
"recognition" of human X-TEAM in IZH NEWS (in ideas, to
participate in the newspaper, on the cooperation, etc.) - all
these things combined led to a decrease in vigilance X-TEAM and
... involvement in the production IZH NEWS.
In place of the third issue of hasty strides
modernized the fourth. Deal with him in detail.
Fun! Mood optimistichmonoe with
admixture of enthusiasm, feeling inexperienced writers - all of
this caught the eye but it was hell, and really fun.
Why? By the logic of this issue and nothing special
was not supposed to stand out among the others, but
stood out though. Simply, IZH NEWS # 4 absorbed
the features of unfulfilled dreams BRUTAL CREATORS - Journal
ZX-RELAX. But that's not all. The newspaper was in fact belong
to one group, so the fourth edition appeared
introduction to all of the following, too, that
group. Price more rapidly than
required time, the modernization of the IZH NEWS
has been the increased demands for her and
spospeshestvovanie conflict of X-TEAM with
BRUTAL CREATORS.
However, about this yet no one thought:
It was fun, fresh ideas (very successfully
entered in the entry to the newspaper's autobiographical
Wikipedia). Content of the newspaper not only increased in
quantity, but also changed qualitatively: the style of the
authors was more diverse.
On this ambiguous note ends
the first period NEWS-making-a. On breaking the cardinal unit
of the newspaper, on its definition and the group - the fun ...
I want just in case, note that all
written here and below should not be taken
for their own opinion of the newspaper. Historical
the facts that I cite, of course, untrue, but their analysis
and evaluation belong to me personally and to a large extent
subjective. If your opinion does not coincide with mine, then I
agree you have to listen and answer. In other words, for the
original text this article only bear the responsibility
I.
To be continued ...
