Part 4
(Previous part in the 5, 8, 10 rooms)
(C) RTD / BrC Izhevsk
Marketing Day - new joy. Especially
if it is off. DIOD felt a desire to
something to do, muscle movement requested, a head - amusing
thoughts (coding promised to be fruitful), and the stomach, of
course - something to chew on. One jump coder entered the
kitchen, that some of his puzzled: the trajectory of this same
jump was straightforward and rested against the wall
(DIOD jumped from the next room). However,
no hole in the wall was not there. Coder even
not hit, reaching safely place
destination. Thinking that the world is a little messed up,
DIOD reached into traditionally empty refrigerator. Izlaziv
everything that is possible, the encoder got back with a plate
svezhesolenyh cucumbers and a pot of porridge. If better
search, traditionally empty refrigerator will not be so empty.
In extreme case, there is sometimes the ice and
something resembling snow. "Dry,
the truth. "- said DIOD, shaking off hoarfrost covered the face.
After breakfast with relish by all the rules, respecting the
principle of curl of the stomach, the encoder cheerfully
proceeded to its direct action - write effects for
SuperHyperMega Demo.
After a moment (only a four hours
passed), the phone rang, little relief rulny AY'shny Mouzon
FRED'a. DIOD just looked ready to piece
demos, but at the time of the call played only Mouzon yes
begulka to scroll. Everything Else once again turned into a
pile of colored squares. Being in thought about the reason for
breakup, DIOD picked up the phone. From there came the voice of
an omniscient VASTERa:
- Health, Che do?
- DeMouy ...
- We have the water turned off, you do not know why? They
say a pipe burst. Do you water flows?
- Ta-ah-to, like, with a stack of problems. -
Coder already downloaded the assembler and rummaged in the
source for some reason, the non-working effect.
- Well, with the stack - do not stack, but I want to wash
your hands. "Stack" in the toilet is also not occurs, so that
the general bummer.
- Someone I register DE dirtied. Mogu not find ...
- So I say: nothing to wash away.
- Can you advise why?
- Up Your reptile in this "stack", ie
drain. Will know how to spoil the atmosphere
socially useful places! But I'm afraid
it's someone from your family, so that
Forget about the reptile.
- Now try ... - DIOD moved
blinking cursor on the screen and typed: "PUSH
DE ". - So, assembles! .. You see! Earned! Forezher Rulez!
- With the water gone?
- No, the "plasma"!
- Those guys themselves! Ecology, damn it!
- What are you like? Very Kulnev, color. Shustrenko both
runs.
- A. .. Well, okay. - The last phrase
VASTER baffled mumbled. - What I am calling for?
- Duc, you would like to help me find the bug and
found. Everything's cool.
- No, I wanted to ask you "Gluk"
ask?
- Che for a glitch? I do not have glitches, PC
My works fine, not buggy. And the glitches I
himself nakodit can. What is funny is new?
- This is the "firmware" such PZU'shnaya. Rulnaya thing.
Here ELECTRON PZU'hi "sew." Almost free. I am now going to him,
"Glitch" record. If you want too - took out PZU'hu of companies
and dui me. At the same time meet.
- And how it looks? I never in my life
ROM is not seen.
- I saw, was, at least.
Well, in general, brown is such a lot of legs. Well, so far! I
also have a comp to climb.
Hearing in the tube short beeps, DIOD
maintain the effect of plasma on the disc, put
up to its rightful place. Coding was indeed very fruitful:
to the three already existing plasma to add a fourth. Pleasant
state ruleznosti gradually filled the encoder. As well, how
much has been written procedures and effects! You look and deme
dopishetsya. Only STORAGE would keep up with the graphics. Wow!
Swinging a hot soldering iron, DIOD virtuoso went to work.
After twenty minutes he was ready to go to a friend.
VASTER lived near a nine-gray, with a characteristic sign a
three-year limitations "Our mayor - Soloukhin. How
knew DIOD, the mayor of Izhevsk was Antony
Saltikov, and the question of why suddenly
inhabitants of this house was considered the mayor of another
man, the encoder could not answer, yes and no
wanted: he was in a hurry to a friend. VASTER,
fortunately, was still at home and dozhevyval fragrant-smelling
meat patty.
DIOD cheerful barking greeted vasterskogo bulldog Fraera,
receiving from him a dose of greetings in the form of no less
fun porykivaniya through bared teeth. Coder usually try to
greet a dog only if he was firmly attached to something strong,
stable, a bit too zealously sought to adopt Fraer
meet your sound friendly bulldog
acumen, and DIOD preferred handshake
much more than teeth ... This thought
coder shivered slightly, but the dog remained
configured peacefully, angrily pushing
his eyebrows and casting sidelong glances. He was an excellent
coder with rapport. Brrr!
DIOD knowingly looked into the empty saucer Fraera that in
response to a deep sigh, looking sternly at his guest. Dish,
Though empty, but private property. Especially if it is - DISH.
Coder knew the significance of this device in the life animal,
therefore, looked away to another side. Dish for the dog - holy.
VASTER, finally finished updating
their domestic food. Emerged from the kitchen
in a businesslike way he looked at DIOD'a ... No,
Fraera, through the thin side which eloquently spoke edges.
That is, the edges of course, were inside, but formed in
surface of the dog its own characteristic topography. VASTER
gave the hungry dog is a weighty bone, went to the kitchen
for the addition of (more one bone), but seeing no less evil
coder, and gave him a bone and putting it in a bowl and
dropping to the floor. He himself went into room, going to the
"campaign".
Obgladyvanie bone was a matter of very
time-consuming, DIOD was forced to admit
that his teeth are not very good for this
adapted. Dog has finished their meal and
eagerly looked at the encoder, they say, what are you doing this
my share chew?! DIOD'a seized with a feeling
conscientiousness (nastigla-taki!) and fear.
Guiltily bowed his head, gave his coder
bone Fraeru eagerly grabbed her, barely
do not chop off the hand of man. DIOD her (hand)
straightened in time. Instantly disappeared into the bone
dog teeth, and DIOD returned to his place
near the basin.
VASTER not take long. He
was extremely surprised to find that the encoder
so quickly dealt with the bone, did not even leave her. Clarify
the cause an omnivorous companion VASTER did not,
remembering the address "zhelezyachnika.
ELECTRON lived not too far from home
omniscient VASTER'a, near the park and
Kirov. And it is very close to Izhevsk pond. That is why the
comrades have decided to move on foot. Twenty minutes' walk -
and on the spot.
Fresh autumn breeze forced to touch his feet more often and
walking speed was is very high. True, DIOD never learned how to
FRED'u - an athlete and musician - managed zaoptimizit
procedure of movement through the lower limbs to High speed
operation (FRED go faster all known encoder spektrumistov).
Forgot to ask. And now it's too late ...
All along the way DIOD strongly remembered
the road, so when he went into the house zhelezyachnika already
knew the approximate location homes on a map. Second floor
floor, steel door and the bell remained
in the field of view of the encoder 10 minutes, during
VASTER which strongly called and knocked on the
door. Effect was not: ELECTRON absent. Had to consult and take
the only correct solution. Break down
door? No, temporarily retreat.
Ambush was stationed
embankment. Paved path skirted
adjacent to the city part of the pond, leaving
close to the beach side, very far away,
bypassing the platinum factory, "warm water" (they
originate in the factory, and they bathed in the cool days of
people), turning on bridge over the railroad tracks and smoothly
flowing into the regular city roads. Wave, driven by wind,
chenille, reflecting bright sunlight, then there, then
hidden behind the clouds. Traditionally, all
now violated the darkening on the opposite side of the pond
plant, fuming with numerous tubes.
Waiting zhelezyachnika, comrades walked along the quay and
were talking about ... Spectrum.
- Do you count up, I'm now one more effect for demos
nakodil! And here, for example, what are you doing?
- Well ... Rather, I propagated it,
that is already written. Super Viewer sent me the latest
version!
- A need to make soft, and then yuzaete all but done?
- So after doing the same! Here SAPIENS'u
Gift snitched, copier write.
- And I do not know. We must do something ...
For a moment walked in silence, and resumed DIOD
conversation:
- We must put the modem, that's what. Information slowly
diverges. And nove too.
- It would be nice, but ...
These problems modemizatsii lasted about fifteen minutes and
ended another pause, after which said
This time VASTER:
- Modem - a good thing, but it is unlikely that all
put it. I thought there is a newspaper to arrange for
electronic transfer major news in the world of Izhevsk Spectrum.
- Uh, rulez! - Fresh idea raised was bored mood encoder. -
It's the right thing.
The development of progressive thought DIOD'a was frustrated
with a loud cry of a fisherman, sitting beside him. He
apparently reacted to the approaching ruleznikov very hard:
- No, do not bite me! Go here
all sorts of ...
This cry from close range brought
of reflection and VASTER'a who remembered
Suddenly, what to visit zhelezyachnika.
It is more than an hour, suddenly he's at home?
The assumption turned out to be true, and
soon DIOD already surveyed the room. Barely
crossed the threshold, the coder noted
in an unusual situation apartments.
At first he did not quite understand what was going on. Only
hung his jacket on a hanger near the which was Sticky tape paper
plate, "Clothes", DIOD understood the cause strange sensations.
Almost every thing had one or even several panels, in
resulting in the whole apartment was iskleena similar
inscriptions. But not all labels were so posts. At each switch
has been drawn to the conditional electrical image on each
the door had a drawing outline of the room, which was behind
the door. Except addition, the walls were hung with signs
"toilet there "and signs" no smoking ". Very interesting
spectacle was a chandelier, to each tube which was suspended on
a string suspended electrical image lamlampochki. DIOD smiled
to himself, for the first time seeing such a fun chandelier.
Apartment zhelezyachnika him very much. At the invitation of
the host comrades went to the kitchen. VASTER DIOD'a sat to the
left of the yellow stool and specials on the iron - in front of
the encoder to brown chair, well DIOD - a chair with
labeled "chair".
ELECTRON was a very nice man of about twenty-seven.
Immediately went into crux of the matter and, having PZU'hu and
Disk "Gluk" 'th of VASTER'a, a price - 5
rubles for a "re-flash" one PZU'hi.
This low price is pleased with the encoder.
- Well, got his PZU'hu. - Said
he VASTER.
DIOD took out quite a hefty package, poured from a decent
hill chips.
- What, do you so much "portal"
do you want? - VASTER even sat up in surprise.
- Something is not very similar to the ROM. -
Noticed ELECTRON, eyeing mikroshemki.
- Tuk I do not know how it should look like, so navypaival
and naotkovyrival all the little black ... with legs ... - DIOD
shyly looked at a handful of them brought "Little black".
- Look, and also because PZU'hu brought!
Slightly delayed the deal still sostoyalyas. Drank tea,
discussed the latest news. Already preparing to leave, putting
in the package is not suitable mikroshemki,
DIOD, suddenly terrified, said:
- And as to me these ... back ... in comp ...
Decided that the need to drag and comp.
Still without PZU'shki not steer, so
ruleza feeling has not left the encoder.
Returning home, he ate and fell down
sleep. The new night - a new dream. And tomorrow -
another day off.
