JOKES
I do not want to have a wife, I
I want to have a dog ...
Cartoon
"The Kid and Carlson.
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- How did the deceptive nature! - Thought the hedgehog,
getting off the cactus.
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The patient complains of reduced potency.
The doctor asks:
- You have long been familiar with his wife?
- Since childhood. I remember when I shook it
hands, she was so fond of slapping me on the bald head.
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Donkey Eeyore lost eggs. Goes through the woods
sad, sad. Piglet meet him.
- Eeyore, what are you so sad?
- Yes here, the eggs lost, you do not accidentally
seen?
- No ... Oh, wait, yesterday owl in the woods
new clips flying.
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Boy and girl sitting on the bench.
The guy says:
- Honey, can I allow myself a little prank?
- It is possible - he says with a sigh, the girl, and
zazhmurivaetsya.
- Well that's all, and do not smell
right?
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Piglet, Eeyore, refers to:
- Eeyore, why is your ass is red?
- I will show this Winnie the Pooh "is included and
go!
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The husband comes home, opens the closet and
sees it as a puny little peasant.
Asks his wife: "Mary, who is it?". Wife:
"This is John". Vasya husband beat and unleashed
ladder. The next day the same thing. A
here comes, opens the closet, but there is a hefty AMBAL with
huge fists. Male slams the door with all his strength leans
them back, confronting head, and yells into the kitchen:
"Masha, and where Vasya?"
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Abbess collected nuns.
- I must tell you, sisters, terrible
news: we visited the monastery of men
spirit!
All the nuns at once:
- A-ah!
One voice:
- Hee-hee-hee!
- In our garden, found a condom -
Superior continues.
All:
- A-ah!
One voice:
- Hee-hee-hee!
- Discovered a hole in a condom!
All:
- Hee-hee-hee!
One voice:
- A-ah!
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- Doctor, my husband was seriously ill. That
do?
- First of all you need to diagnose.
Undress and show, where he hurts.
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Angered by her husband in the conjugal bed reveals a man.
- What are you doing here?
- You see - my wife says lover
- I told you that he is a fool.
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Petrov was not in class at the college
3 days. Teacher asks:
- Why are you going to skip the first day?
Peter answered:
- The woman climbs.
- So to be interesting. And on the second day?
- With women slazit.
- Even more interesting. And the third day?
- Waste. All day long arms and legs were shaking.
- Where are you this woman has found itself?
- A near ENEA with sickle stands.
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Man comes into the shop and asks:
- Do you have pants?
- No - meets girl.
- And on sale?
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Is a rabbit in the woods and saw that somewhere
Animals fled, and at the rear of an ant. Hare
stops him and asks:
- Ant, where everyone is running?
- Yes, the lioness was stuck between the trees, so
and run to fuck her.
- And where are you so small?
- And I that, not man, is it!
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In the women's monastery.
- Today will be a carrot ...
- Y-y-rr-ah!
- ... Chopped.
- Oo-oo-oo-oo.
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The little son asked his father:
- Dad, is it true that I have brought a stork,
when I was little?
- Yes, if only he was alive from the stork
the next apartment, I used him all the wings
broke!
Text picked DEMON / LGN
