(C) PLAYGEAR COMPANY / BD
Author: Alexander Bazhenov / Ze Pagan
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RULEZ naked under the gaze
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Dedicated to the coolest
amizhniku in Kemerovo
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Before I begin, I will say about the causes pobu
divshih me to write so
bold article. This is one
S0N/VHS/BD, which is quite
clinked glasses with his Amig'oy
and yelling at each rulez
crossroads! Recently, I was
with him, where we had a
spores. Within hours, we
foaming at the mouth and spraying saliva
Noah, argued with each other
their case. Departing from him, I threatened
write about his vile behavior and continue the debate in the
pages of DEJA VU. What controversy? Yes, all the same thing!
Amiga RULEZ, PeTse SUX! "Not again!", You say. But
I suggest taking a look at the rulez 'sux with
several other positions. From the perspective of an ordinary
user, the user, if you want. Immediately, I note that I do not
belong to ardent adherents of one or the other platform, and
thus will be more objective. I had opportunity to observe the
Amig'oy within a few months and I have definite opinions about
it. So, imagine imagine that you are an ordinary sane,
not yet corrupted by computer people.
You have quite a lot of friends pisishnikov and
say, a couple of friends amizhnikov. You have repeatedly had
the good fortune to see in the paper and Ammy, and PC
(Pentium). It is only natural that you, as a completely normal
person, I wanted zaimet something like that and at home. And
before you had to choose what to buy? Ammy or PC? Imagine Now
the reaction amizhnikov and can hear them angry cries in my
address! I repeat: you absolutely normal person and certainly
not coder, and that very accurately you have not seen before
Speccy! You apply for assistance friends, but friends shouting
themselves hoarse, and advise, of coz, each his own. About an
hour later you start to slowly descend from mind, send all to
edrene, hair dryer, walk away home, and here it starts thinking
process, ie you begin to move the gray
substance, weighing all the pros and cons.
Well, S0N, come on and we perturb this very matter, eh?
Here is a sample, I believe, the course of your
thoughts ... Why, indeed, I
need a computer? Play cool game and
this is the first thing that you do not say!
Maybe then I'll try kodit, you think, and immediately declare
yourself that is unlikely. Amiga to manifest itself as a coder,
without a doubt (yes, the one and does not argue!) best
mashine. But you then still in Anyway gamer, and seeing how to
get soft amizhniki, by correspondence and God
knows how sad wrinkle nose. And do not
should wave their arms and shouting that his
to hell and more. Where is he? In Moscow, St. Petersburg, the
Urals? Yes No I have no desire to tie some correspondence
there! I need to, I went to a local store (computer, of course)
and saw a wide selection of the most soft'a. Yeah,
do you think that's the first plus in favor of
pisi, which plenty of software and its
not sold except in the vegetable section! But
you're still fascinated by the grace of work
Ammy and her real multitasking. At the HRC
unlikely this will achieve, in doubt you rocked his head,
remembering and Windows'95 shuddering at the same time. But no
matter how simple and easy to use Amiga Work
Bench, it also requires some knowledge and skills and where to
get them? From the description apparently! But kakya nuisance,
a description of something done on anglitskom and German
languages, which You know about as well as Kazakh. A Windows,
as it may be bad, and Russified, and literature on it to ...
and more! Almost crying, you are removing pencil and put a plus
in the second graph PC. Why the verge of tears? Soul cries, and
possible and moaning, demanding Ammy! Yes, that's the trouble,
the head of a helluva lot of you have a reasonable and
ruthlessly suppresses all domestic disasters. And then there's
the question and the material. Tragically, none of the relatives
far and your family are not born and
died in a distant foreign countries, thereby completely
depriving you of any inheritance and Hope to get signified.
Expanding the seedy purse and climb on their zagashnikam you
know what to buy Ammy the configuration that you would like,
you still do not shines. And you want something you Amig'u
1200, no less! And preferably even 8 or better 16 Mb RAM + axel
+ cog at least 1Gb, and even CD-ROM'chik would not hurt. Taking
out straight from the tin primers sheet and transferring all
These gadgets in cash equivalent, you get a very tidy sum, and
it not counting the road! Of course, you can poskromnichat and
hit the road for 600 Coy, but it's worth right? I do not want
to say anything bad against Amig'i 600, but as nothing to do
the vertical - this configuration is clearly outlived. Until
recently I was myself more inclined to Ammy and sat with his
mouth open, admiring the demos. I briefly distracted and
vsyplyu S0N'u on the first number, and then it's probably
relaxed reading this article. H-e-e-y, you! After securing
Ammy and selling Scorp (why, incidentally?) You are from
normal encoder became abnormal Lamer! It took about 5 months of
your yuzaniya and the result? Demos look great, but in doing
this 5 months? I think that you are not obideshsya,
but: learn sharitsya by WB, opening and
closing windows; demonstrate triumphantly mnogozadochnost,
expressing her in simultaneous copying discs and playing a
song; be thrilled with from different squares, pretzels, balls
and other psevdofigurok demos in uniform (and for good zamlet
long!) - yes in spite of all their mnogomillionotsvetnost a
month excuse me puke pulls! If, for thy
it RULEZ, then again sorry - this RULEZ
We do not need. So, my dear, true RULEZ Amiga is a genius
its authors, who were able to create a similar, every detail
thought out architecture! Poor, disadvantaged pisishniki lose
the last drop of reason, upgrading your car is not in the tens
and hundreds of megahertz every half year! So, to play more or
less steep igruhu type realtime strategy with no brakes - you
need Pentium 166 MMX! At the same disheveled pisishnik 2 hours
hummingbird joystick, or breaking off; hour
trying to install the game on the screw; doing a lot more
"relevant" to the program of things - and the result are often
cute messages like: Error in kolibrovke or you
something there forgot to fill in the block configuration, in
general, be any fuck! All the same, but not disheveled
pisishnik because half the hair he povydiral when you configure
the program, almost falls into the fainted when he heard that
Amig'e with processor speed 7Mg not inhibit, for example, Break
games such as Mortal Combat, or Dune! AND MC takes only four!
disc. Although they are often not believed. Well, we can only
posochustvovat. It is not an open secret that the PC was
originally thought and has always been a computer for the
office, it solve different kinds of economic challenges
was conducted and accounting. All this was enough and 286-th
processor. But with modern development geymomeykerstva,
in fact, a fundamental change in the architecture of IBM PC did
not happen. Only increase the processing power to drive his to
the truly cosmic speeds, and that confused ..? Well, okay, you
do without me know. I'll be back-ka I'm better than our rulez '
nomu kid ...
So, S0N. Such a steep wheelbarrow, as
AMIGA should also be able to use and does not
only use it as a converter screens, music player and 32-bit
consoles. Do you remember the summer I had the idea of
writing a large-scale games like STAR INHERITANCE? And the
script was. But to realize this project with one graphmakera,
which is also very lazy alas, is impossible. You then
vigorously supported I promised, when there will be Ammy, to
pump a lot of graphics. In addition to scanned photos, other
graphics from you has been received. And remember, you're
screaming that the end of this years to concoct DeMouy Ammy?
Although I must admit that you are over 5 months kollosalnyh
achieved success in the coding and learned the command MOVE,
brazenly declaring that, because the thing 90% of the
assembler. This statement is very similar to Inforkomovskoe,
who also argued that knowing the command: CALL; NOP; JP; RET -
you know almost all mashkod, uh-uh ... Yes, say you're in
recently began shouting PC - RULEZ?!
Well, okay, S0N, I believe that my arrival on the order you
have already got readers. I hope that you learned at least some
lessons from what has been said to himself (or maybe not?). And
in conclusion let us return to our long-suffering user ...
Well, hit my debit and credit, as I
already said, you know that the desired
(The desired configuration) Ammy you can not afford. Because
really, what is the bare Amiga 1200? Two megabytes, let him
fast memory, and 20th CPU! No, you must immediately
its upgrade, not to do it
perversion of the next five years! Unless, of course, finances
allow. And then you AMIG'u can feel, as they say, all the way!
But, unfortunately, all this "Music" most can not afford and it
will cost half as much Pentium'a 166MMX! Oh, and the famous
Work Bench is also not devoid of a variety of bugs! By the way,
steep and with so the minimum configuration "hemp" from
We cost about 5.3 million rubles, in her
includes: P-166MMX/16/1.3/1.44/SVGA 1 (S3) /
CD-ROM 8/SB 16/AS 2X8Bm/mouse + pad. Agree, not bad? And our
user wiping away tears, goes and buys the best
Stump! And why? Because Amiga strongly
tardy with his appearance on the market!
Perhaps after five years it will be able to compete Pentium'u,
and perhaps No one who knows. Now, a new processor - PENTIUM II
and what you would not say it's quite cool! On this, perhaps
and a sad note, I will finish this article.
With deep respect to all amizhnikam
Ze PAGAN
