Interface - How do we (CPU) were FunTop'e.

Adventurer #09
     (C) Chasm with Shaitan 'Elf


        As we were on FunTop 'e


     Should start with what we started
prepare for the FT, a week before the party: to
Bekinu hut yielded three components, and abode
for them, one after another, as far as sleep and dropout from a 
computer, but all our heroic attempts were unsuccessful,

as DeMouy we did not finish well
at least the eighth issue of the journal unreleased
time. In general, because of the components we broke down 20 
minutes before the train, taking the source code, hoping to 
finish demuhu somewhere in Moscow (on account of which severely 
broken off). 

     Arriving at 7 am in Moscow, we nesuetlivo pohavali and 
pushed closer to the location of the party. There was already a 
A small crowd of people: Global corp, Buder of Welcome, Daniil 
of Binary Dimension, the guys from Ivanovo, Die

Krupps, Syndrome of Penza and like someone
yet. By the middle of the ninth came organizers (Alex (R), 
Wlodek Black and others), and also has tightened the rest of 
the People type Enternity Industry, Logros,

Extreme, Rage, Dio-Gen, Technology
INSYS, Excess and like someone else. All
greeted each other amicably, fotkalis and Frunze Logrosa 
removed from it all on camera. Imperceptibly came time to 
register, lomanuvshis forward, we're in the first series and 
entered the hall without much straining.


     Seated in the front row near the monitor, we prisobachili 
a column advertisement of the magazine and waited for the crowd 
of happy fans of our publication, screaming: "Duc, it's cool! 
Give a couple of (disk)! ". Meanwhile, Peters appeared with his

Sprinter 'th and began to demonstrate this wonder of 
technology. Was featured image editor very similar to the 
"Paint Brush" from mastdaya, Commander - a close relative

Norton, as well as intruha, torn from
some pisyukovoy games (video looked
bestovo, and the sound was suxx - on the same SB16 sound much 
cooler). By the way, Sprinter AY emulated not fully

(No envelope), so the sound on it as
on pisyukovyh emulators. After that it was
accorded Nemo, who has promoted his KAY, as well as 
softmeykeram, advertising their projects (Last Hero of

the Light Force by Excess, Monstrland
by Rage, Empire by VVG, Deja Vu by
Binary Dimension, Walker by Extreme, and
Of course, Adventurer by CPU. Worth, by the way, say a few 
words to the organizers party: sound and video were at, 
although monitorchiki were too small (14 ').


     Closer to the eleven o'clock began
gfx compo, was presented in 1960 with a small picture, though 
most were suxx, but bestovyh were many. When

show up our picture "Crash" the people
first dragged (as we had to show all suxx), but then started 
the FAQ, stressing that it perekachanaya with the PC or Amiga, 
but was instructed on the road True words Chasm 'as: "Tuk, 
breakup, she hand drawn!" 

     After gfx compo people started to run
for a beer and hang out in the hall (about the poster, on which 
all left their Vicious and just wrote what they wanted). Know 
thus beer and smoke, People nachal tightened

on the 4k intro compo, it consists of 16
works, especially looked cool intro
"POORGUY!" - Very ottyazhny vector clip about how the man was 
driving to his chuvikhi perepihnutsya and they have nothing 
turned out, however, since the whole idea was peeled off with 
the PCs, then the whole ruleznost disappeared completely. And 
here is the intro Kuleznev (Incidentally won the first place) 
was presented VAV 'th - it was crazy videos 4 * 4 pix dotten.


     Oposlya 4k intro, immediately went music
compo, to be honest to say - it was
large downloads. People after the 11 - th Mouzon began to 
disperse at the school, hanging out on the street, running to 
the store for beer - in general, carefully score for compo.

Personally, we went to the store for Hawk and
beer (by the way, we have found on the Arbat
our Rybinsk "Zhigulevskoe" - rulez),
nesuetlivo sat on the street and all the fatty
have used when communicating with the rest of the People,
tusuyuschimsya here. Returning back to the
room, we saw prelyubopytnuyu picture:
Drunk People danced to the AY 'shnuyu music
photographed by this outrage, we sat down to their seats and 
listened to the last a couple of Mouzon. If you run into a 
little forward, you can say about the future rules of music 
compo: as an objective assessment among 38 Mouzon did not work, 
so Alex and Arty (already on the next day) decided that all 
submitted to com Mouzon will be sent the best

spekovskim musicians, who in general
the masses will choose about 10, which in turn
queue, and will be evaluated on the People
party.

     After the music, followed by demo
compo. Since the party took place under extreme conditions (at 
the school has been disabled electricity, and a wire with power 
was stretched from the house next door), time was running out 
and compos went almost without a break. People quickly took 
their seats and stared at the monitors. The first four demos 
were so much slop that we started it was

quietly cursing, fakaya themselves
for something that does not have time to do his demo
time (in our opinion, we have got
steeper than in the first demah), but since
fifth demuhi, Poper ruleznyak. People perked up with the sixth 
demuhi - "Blame" by Extreme, especially after properlo video 
about how to Clim Kalitkin given a cake by Faith, but most went 
to ottyag Deme "Forever" by DR - opening door and a flight from 
the roof of a skyscraper guy ripped the roof at all, and only 
under end component came VAV and has finished all its

demuhoy "Refresh" - such effects on
Speccy has never been done before! Words
here did not pass - must watch ...

     This was followed by counting and
ceremonial distribution of elephants - I mean
diplomas and cash prizes. Most of all
hapnul VAV (1500 p. and pay megabyte KAY 's) for the first two 
places in nominations demo and intro, the second place in

Demo kompetitsii took DR, and third place deme Samara Branch
Extreme. By the way, this party was filmed
at least three videos (St. Petersburg, Moscow and Tula), and 
the St.Pete will insert video in the style of Prodigy, who 
withdrew Frunze (in it I (Chasm) played a role guy, 
blyuyuschego in the sink WC).


     After the official closing of the festival (with the 
wishes of long live Speccy ' rulezzzz 4eva), which, 
incidentally, debased kANO their cries of "must die" 
(everything else, he has written his nickname yardstick 
ottyazhnom letters on the poster, where the "write what they 
wanted"), the people for some time to hang out on the street. 
There ISAIAH again excelled - uttered half-hour

empty the chamber Frunze, than put
all batteries (which we later at night
and not enough). Without waiting for his shnyazhnye
curves # $% s, people who put him with the instrument
and knocked at the invitation of Alex on hawala
Arbat Shawarma (sunarefsky version of the hamburger, although 
very tasty). Trudged along on the evening of Arbat, drinking 
beer and pohavav Shawarma, we found that Isaiah

People stole half Hawa pop
McDonald's, after which, naturally,
all tossed and knocked on a house. Therefore, People
was as follows: Logros,
Daniil from Binary Dimension, CPU, Alex
(R) and Pasha, who helps Alex 'y
provide access to the Internet for
ZX-Net.

     Further, directly at us, started hidden part of FT! Stroll 
through the Manezhke (where they met Unbeliever 'a with

Speed ​​Company and children from the Technology
INSYS), we went along the Kremlin and
zatusovalis on a bench in the park, where they began to thump 
the vodka, which brought the boys from St. Petersburg. Of 
course, this is somewhat strange, but drank only vodka 
Logrosovtsy (Except Frunze - he does not drink), Alex

(R), Pasha, Maxwell of Tech INSYS, and
Of course, we - all of cyberpunks (Chasm,
Shaitan and Elf). Just at this time over
Kremlin wall babahnul fireworks, which lasted about 15 minutes, 
everything's cool trudged from it, pinning that

it all started for FT. Time inevitably
rolled at midnight, and Alex Pasha
has become a time for family and children (as it turned out, 
Alex has Advanced Member Maine - he was 34 years and has two 
children, one of whom is 15 years old), we decided to sleep on 
station. Zatusovavshis in Kazan, we were placed on seats 
(sleeping on the They were very uncomfortable), we have to

Captain 'th of the Style Group / Logros came
interesting idea pobuhat beer. As it turned out, Petrograders 
"Baltic" is not respected (calling it "boiled urine") and 
prefer to drink "Stepan Razin" - it does not pasterizovanoe. We 
have long wandered the stalls of the station, but still found! 
True, it was old, but still hardened, then I bought myself a 
couple more ninth "Baltic" and ukushalsya so

extent that I did not want to let a
station, explaining that I was very drunk
to sleep, but I managed to convince them otherwise, and 
successfully penetrate inside. The mood is favorable to 
communication, and I heard enough about the many tales 
Mednonogova (in Peter's his name "Copper"), for example, a 
well-known joke from E'97 about how the Copper Feet ran on 
party and yelled "Isaiah - must die", will happen after

stakaniny vodyary who swallowed Glory
at times, although he at that time was already
buhoy order. By the way, Elf with Shaitan 'om
strongly break off at the expense of comfort overnight, but I 
personally (after all drunk beer) was deep in the drum.


     Morning came, and we all gathered
Gorbushka order to pin on a musical chip, a path for recovery
acid-base balance in the body,
We bought a arbuzishko, which zahavali all at once. 
Poboltavshis of pink salmon where to buy an Elf Slayer '98,

Soulfly '98, as well as Kuleznev Fear
Factory '97 on sidyukah, we decided to bring down.
Since the arrow with the rest of the People was
scored on sisopnike, which runs on
Station Izmailovskaya in 13. 00, and the time
was about 11 - five, it was decided
some sleep in the subway - we got to
ring and go to sleep, winding half circle. Reaching the 
"Izmailovo", we realized that they had come first, so went to 
Kuleznev "Izmailovo Fair" where I once bought "nine" for only

five rubles. By purchasing and fish and sausages, we went to 
the place of the arrows sitting on a bench with murals

ZX-Net 'and we opened a beer, divided
Sausage and began to have a good time for Hawk.
Arrived here from Moscow, St. Petersburg people stragglers, 
Daniil, VVG, Global Corp. , Tech. INSYS, ex Laser Soft, Serzh 
of Shadrinsk and wildly pinned at this picture - Four wet, 
munching sausage man. Wlodek Black, even horrified, thinking 
that We sat here all night.


     A little later drove kANO, which
immediately, he began to bend your fingers and throw Ponte, 
about what it is supposed to do all he taught intruhi, and in 
general, the first trekmo appeared in Moscow, and his departure

from the scene she bent, and so on and so forth ...
Having estimated that listen to these empty, without
MAZ, we Petrograders and Alex zatusovalis away from him. Then 
Alex came cool idea about how to omit Isaiah,

remembering an army joke, he orchestrated all the action: wait 
for the kANO would go away, he explained the whole

People that have to do. What followed next had to be seen (by 
the way Frunze's all filmed): Alex loud

a voice shouted: "Isai GENERAL Contempt!" And all the loud 
chorus: "Oooo, BITCH! ". Personally, I got this from

deep moral satisfaction - this is
remains for me one of the best
memories from this party. After that we
(Logros' CPU) decided to further annoy kANO, through its 
ispisyvaniya Entrance different abusive graffiti

type "Isaiah - must die" and so forth, but the breakup, since 
none of those present Muscovites did not know his address, and 
the ISAIAH For obvious reasons, refused to give it to us 
(proznav about our evil intentions), but I was born an 
alternative Plan: in my notebook, which

remained in Rybinsk, written directions to Isaiah (left with 
ever since in 1994 Shrsoft went to buy from him

Amiga, though shestisotku without screws
by ISAIAH tried vparit him in space costs $ 300), but then 
Oblomov, since Moscow phone cards not work during long-distance 
calls (in contrast from St. Petersburg). Time passed, beer ends

but at this point, drove
Digital Reality, Mic, and, like, someone
More of the Muscovites, and then it began ...

     Should start with the fact that Arty and all
DR showed their best and
staged a steep ottyag for everyone else:
was bought 6 liters of "Ochakiv"
beer, the three biggest paketa "Lays",
bread, crab sticks, three cans of pickles, three bottles of 
lemonade, tomato juice and two bottles of (0. 5) of vodka, two 
liters of beer and we bought Daniil added Logrosovtsam 
remaining Philco (By the way vodka, as I expected, was not 
enough - and then had to run more for two liters). Soaking it 
all in bags, we went into the depths of the Izmailovo Park, 
which sat on a log and began to have a good time. Was uttered

many toasts for the Speccy and the FT, was also
Congratulating birthday Oz from DR. As
always (to this day), Isai oforshmachilsya
again - he asked "to throw him a stick,"
Of course, he meant the crab, but
understood differently and long bellow. Than
go on hidden part, so
more people nabuhivalsya ... Personally, I
swell that vtyuhal our magazine for Coyte horseradish amizhniku 
​​Bos' y, which dragged from my advertising our magazine ... 
Then he was brought two liters of vodka and made fantopovsky 
ruff (0. 5 liters. beer to 1 liter. vodyary) ... It was there, 
like that something else cool, but my long-term

memory was denied, so the details in the journals Scenergy and 
Deja Vu.