Welcome to ZX Land #2

Good day!

Welcome to another issue of our little magazine with the sweet title ZX Land. We hope the second edition of the magazine will be just as interesting as the first.

First, it would be fitting to introduce ourselves: WILL — coder, SCALMAN — coder, PYZA — graphics artist, KRISS — musician, LYSY — text.

Together we make up the group ILLUSION.

As you’ve probably noticed, one of our “comrades” has changed his nickname from CONAN to PYZA. Now it’s prettier, tastier and merrier!

The whole magazine, consisting of the intro and the magazine itself, is Public Domain. We’d be delighted if this or that person didn’t charge for the magazine — or else, a whack with the kettle!

All right, seriously now. If anyone would like to scribble something in Polish for our fanzine, send a pigeon in the direction of PYZA or KRISS.

A few greetings:

PSX — thanks for helping write the scroll; JOSPAHUT; KAZ OF ESI — when are we getting a demo with KRISS’s tunes?; CAT-MAN; WISE-MAN; BIG-MAN; the group PENTAGRAM — will there be an “LSD 2”?; MUAD’DIB OF ESI; TORNADO — are you making anything else for the Speccy?; and all fans of the Speccy and SAM!

Classified ads

• For sale: Due to disarmament, I’m selling armour — a turtle.
• For sale: Low-mileage speedometer — OLAF LUDWIG.
• For sale: A screwdriver for pulling pranks, or I’ll trade it for a hammer to knock the screwdriver out of my head.
• Services: socialising; beating people up — fg 997 fg; key cutting — AL CAPONE.

Miscellaneous

• Looking for a pipe — SHERLOCK HOLMES.
• Looking for SHERLOCK HOLMES — DR. WATSON.

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That was a dachshund!

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And that was a whole pack of dachshunds!

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Of course we’re not going alone.

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Yikes! Oof! Ahem! Ptooey!

That was a whole pack of cars.

One more thing

We remembered something else! If anyone would like to contact us by wire, dial the number (just don’t use a screwdriver!) in Lubań: fg 29-34 fg — KRISS, or fg 56-26 fg — PYZA (with gravy!).

Maybe a word about our plans for the future. We’re in the middle of making the CATS demo — (only for those over 18 — there are some scenes!) — and we think it’ll be out by the end of the holidays.

“People write letters.”

As it went in the song by Skaldowie.

Well, see you later.

After thirty-two spaces.