(C) Serge Segal
Ten methods to Lose
from the user, who was dead
drive.
1.Poprobuyte tell him that his computer has a virus, which
deals with the fact that every time you access the floppy drive
connector pulls out of it.
2.Soshlites on foreign sources,
argue that recent drives this company have a term of not
more (as you say, it worked for you?) years.
3.Posovetuyte reformat all disks on this drive, because it is
quite possible that he just missed the native format. If a user
asks: "And how FUT? ", his eyes wide,
zashipite and mysterious whisper tell
him that FUT only works with discs Format 3''is was written to
order firm "Commodore".
4.Narisuyte him a conditional circuit drive
and a red circle and label heads. With
knowledge of the matter said: "This part
sometimes leaves and litter, it must be chemnibud heavy knock,
or nazhdachkom clean up. "
5.Laskovo say: "It's okay
No! Just take chistyashy drive zaley
oil and clean the diskovod.Ego need time
from time to lubricate ... "
6.Predlozhite replace him on the drive train of the individual
wires, solder directly to razemu.Zhelatelno recall that you
need a soldering iron to 60 watts, no less!
7.Posovetuyte until the place of your use of the cartridges
"Dendy", sticking they train.
8. "E-eeee!" Yes it do you really demagnetize "Will you come
home, always a magnet magnetized head!"
9. 'It is possible that flew here this
healthy black mikruha. But it is quite
not needed. Homes replace it with the jumpers. "
10.Predlozhite connected to the motor stick to the factory
drive. Would be to place add: "And as he without that you have
worked? On all drives do this!"
Attention, children! In no case do not try to do it at home!
Houses can not
be useful tools!
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