Camping in the program.
Universal principles Bess
1. Phone rings when you are in front of the apartment and
unsuccessfully trying to open it.
2. Handset you grab just as
when it will sound the last posts.
Kovak mystery
If the wrong dial, will never beeps "busy".
Appendix Parkinson's Law, derived
Ryan
Shopping seeking to fill all available storage space.
SOTSIOMERFOLOGIYA
ART TO BE HUMAN
Shirley Law
Most people deserve each other.
Laws of love proposed by Arthur
1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
named someone recalls.
2. If you have finally ventured
Send a love letter, it is so
long it will go in the mail that you are for it
time will have time to expose yourself to ridicule.
3. Romantic gestures seem to others
unusual and exciting. And your
own - as stupid and clumsy.
Act wedding costs Thom
Duration of marriage is inversely proportional to the costs
of the wedding.
Rule the neighborhood around the room
Anyone who snores, falls asleep first.
Logical proposals Kolvarda
All probabilities are 50%. Either happen or not.
Unconscious comment
This is especially true when dealing with a woman.
Comment Grelba to the provisions of
Kolvarda
The reliability of this result to
90% are not in your favor.
The principle of overlapping acquaintances
The probability of finding buddies grows, if you go with the
person, familiarity with which you do not want to advertise.
Complaint Cheytsa
If you helped a friend in trouble, he probably will remember
you, when once again be in distress.
Law Denniston
Virtue - is itself the punishment.
Consequence
Once you have done something right, then someone will ask
you to do it again.
Comment Bloch
Sledstvme absolutely consistent
following statement: virtue is not
remains unchecked. Law Denniston
has a wider range of applications.
Watching Ron for teens
1. Pimples on the face appear somewhere in
hour before the meeting.
2. Scratches on the plate always goes through the most
favorite song.
The underlying principle of socio-genetics
Superiority complex is transferred to
inheritance.
Professor Blok's slogan
Forgive and remember.
The first postulate Pardo (of "Murphy's Law
I ")
All that is good in life, either
illegal or immoral, or leads to
obesity.
Jacob's Law
To err is human nature, but
blame mistakes on others - more typical.
Council Edelstein
Do not worry about what other people on
you think. They are too concerned
what do you think about them.
Law Meader
What would you no matter what, all this
has happened to someone you know has just been worse.
Law Bokledzha
He who laughs last, probably
did not understand the joke.
M E T A - Z A K O H Li
Law Didzhiovanni
Number of laws seeking to fill all
available for publication space.
Blessing Leo Rogers in the second
book, "Murphy's Law"
If life is worth trying, do not
sin and overdo it.
Observation of Rogers on the laws
The higher authority, the less there are appreciated Murphy's
Law, Peter Principle, etc.
Saying Jaffa
There are things that we can not know
but it is impossible to know what kind of things.
Law Muir
When we try to pull something
one, it turns out that it is associated with
all the rest.
Axiom Ducharme
If we consider the issue sufficiently
carefully, you will see themselves as
Part of the problem.
Last Act
If both could occur a few troubles, but it did not ultimately
be better if they still occur.
