(C) NEXT-STOP
Music: GLUK LEGEND (C) Mr.Z / LS (R) DGN
ADVENTURES OF CRUZ
(Continued)
As promised you, I continue the story of the amazing
adventures harhantsa Cruz on one of the non-solar planetary
systems.
Several weeks have passed since the time when Cruise
visited me and, without completing an entertaining story flew
away. Yes, truth be told, he could speak with great difficulty
(Tula beer - great thing!). And so, in one of the cool spring
evening, I saw the familiar lights and heard a timid
knock at the door. Just as I thought it was Cruz
and not with empty hands (he brought a box of native
"Harhanskogo" beer). To place will notice that I was interested
in beer (currently) less than the continuation of the story.
After a brief exchange of news, I finally managed to translate
conversation back on track. "Where was I?" Said Cruz - "I have
something rusty ...". I had to recall the end of his story
about jumping in drilled hole. "Yes ...",- sighed Cruz," If
everything happened as I said in Last time, I was not destined
to escape from of the planet. "Once again complained about
forgetfulness and its probable cause (of course, beer), Cruz
began his story ...
... After drilling, Cruz decided to investigate its
"Creation". Grabbing the parachute, he went to the edge
well and thought ... "How do I get out there?" - Thought
Cruise, but I thought for long. Remembering the stone that
helped him get to the ropes and try houses Cruz
rushed after him. Putting a stone in a bag, with Cruz
quiet soul dropped down. At the bottom was quite spacious cave.
He stood on the stone ledge, and around the dimly gleaming
metal. "It looks like the platinum ...",- thought Cruz -" If
you get out of here, be sure to come back with a metal
detector! ". But while his attention was attracted by two runs,
one of which led to the right, and the second - down. "Well,
I'm down always have time ...,- decided Cruz and jumping over
the failure, went forward. And at that time was waiting for him
steep wall of piled up on each other huge stone blocks. "Moving
stones - is not I "- decided to Cruz and all the fluff jumped
down. Parasailing, as usual, saved from being hit, and Cruz
looked around. To the left loomed a wall, but something strange
in it escaped from the view of Cruz. better take a closer look,
he noticed in the dark cave. Curiosity took over, and Cruz
rushed there. A some time, he stood in front of a fairly wide
flow, contemplating a big powerful battery, lying quietly on
the other side. "I do not eat the batteries," he thought Cruise
and decided to return. After going to the right, Cruise found
the same teleporter from which earlier had found an electronic
key and a giant Thrown Classified as a circus. In addition, the
teleporter was on the ground, jump so far to which Cruise,
despite an empty stomach, and could not. Cruise climbed on
board. "As I would be thankful who would have jumped at it the
opposite end, "- thought Cruz. But there was no one to jump on
an empty stomach ... Cruz soon found a way out. Standing at one
end of the board, he had a urine hurled stones at the other
side ... and was at the top, near the teleporter. "Ay, yes,
well done me!" - Praised himself Cruz himself (since there was
no one more) and decided to time to leave the cave ...
After teleportation Cruise decided to refresh
bark of another species of trees (it was a bit
softer, although the taste of shit). Scarcely had he swallowed
a few pieces as rushed headlong into the nearest bush ... After
a thorough procedures in the bushes Cruz remembered a strange
metallic sheen in a cave and decided to walk there with a metal
detector. "If this is what I think" - dreamed Cruz - "I
buy a dozen starships!. "grabbing a metal detector and not
forgetting the parachute, Cruise jumped into the hole. "How am
I sadly mistaken ...",- grumbled alien, when, instead of
platinum, he got a piece of lead. With grief shmyaknuv the wall
with a metal detector, Cruz got on the surface of the same
"circus" technique. Poshastav the neighborhood and did not find
anything worthy of attention, Cruz does not think of anything
better how to get the key from the teleporter. With a
parachute, jumping into the hole and stood on the floor
teleporter, Cruz put the key into the slot on the panel and ...
Before him was a heavily armed guard, watchmen
spacecraft. Mad with joy Cruz
pulled ahead, paying no attention to the security guard fired
warning shots. Suddenly, in the eyes of the dark ...
Cruz came to the clearing. "He could kill me !!!", flashed
the thought in my head are not yet fully come to a Cruise.
Deciding that revenge guard harhanets began to look for a
suitable weapon. "Well, I'd do with an ax against the blaster?
"- thought pogrustnevshy Cruz - "I have a little money ...".
Remembering one known to all book, he decided to look for a
warehouse that is a treasure. Armed with a shovel and patience,
Cruz began methodically, meter by meter, dig the planet's
surface. He forgot even famine. It seemed a little bit more,
and Cruz to give it up bad job, but right near the border of
the dome, directly under the evil poisonous spider, a shovel,
Cruz ran into something solid. Regardless of painful bites,
Cruz drew on the trunk light. Thought to eat it, he threw
himself at once, and praised, as in the trunk was gold. "I
yelled rich !!!",- Cruz and dashed into the store. In Store
obnoxious salesman at first did not want to talk to him, but
seeing gold, kinder and suggested Kruse's stock. Discarding the
temptation to buy something edible, Cruz chose a blaster and a
strange mask. "What I am not Jim Carrey?" - He thought,
remembering I had seen the movie. A few minutes passed, and
armed to the teeth, Cruz was standing in front of the guard.
Out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of the ship
without fuel and the door closed on the apartment door. And
more ... best forgotten. Cruise with the war cry ran forward
and pulled the trigger blaster ...
His eyes darkened and half dead Cruz came to the already
familiar clearing. "A lousy salesman slipped defective weapon!"
- Yelled and ran Cruz to the shop. There he "politely"
explained that the blaster runs on batteries, but they are
supplied not included, and in selling them in the moment.
Cruz, heard the word 'battery', instantly threw himself into the
above the cave in the hole. Overcame the fear, he
courage to jump across the stream. To his joy, there
uncover the invisible platform, otherwise everything would have
ended very grim ... Having done this way, the alien finally got
the same now, fighting weapons. "Now I have to calculate it!" -
Thought Cruz on guard, - "But where to get fuel for rockets and
how to open the lock, if from the guard did not left? ". time
to think it could not and decided to visit an Indian, has been
utterly ignored harhantsa. Grabbing a rope and pulled the mask
- "To not know" - Cruise climbed onto the platform to the
savage. As soon as the Indian saw the mask, as here, is kinder.
"You found my favorite toy! "- he cried. Cruz, not expecting
such a turn of events, did not resist when the Indian took off
his mask, and instead lectured him dynamite. "Take, take, it is
useful ...",- he repeated. Very spacy Cruz put the dynamite in
the bag and walked away. Slightly recovering himself, he
decided to try the dynamite to the taste, but then decided that
more And this good thing will not in the mouth and near the
wall of stones. No sooner said than done, and now Cruz lays the
sword in the right cave ... Powerful blast recalled the
long-dozed hunger, but the fragments were worse than the taste
cortex. When the smoke cleared, Cruz saw that the passage is
cleared and rushed there ... "Once a tree" - sadly thought Cruz
- "But I bark more is not going to.. "However, to his
amazement, the leaves of this tree were very bad, and Cruz they
had a good feast. Restoring a bit of force, Cruise went on. A
few minutes later he saw three hatch tightly closed shields
made of thick logs. "Not enough dynamite gave me an Indian" -
thought Cruz and decided to run to him for the addition, but
then changed his mind - "Where do I find him another mask?"
Deciding to act on their own, Cruz was going over in his mind
all he had left. "To log only an ax! "- he muttered -" But he
I have! ". Within a few minutes, panting Cruz was standing with
a hatchet in front of doors." But which one to break first? "-
he thought -" We need to ask an Indian.. "But to return not
like, and that Cruz had power dolbanul ax in the first
podvernuvshimusya arm Hatch ... Luke burst into pieces, and
ochumevshy Cruz with a cry fell down. "We have still had to run
off to talk to an Indian" - he thought, standing on solid
ground - "Continuing to drive so can not!". AND however, the
other two hatches instead of the bottom have sharp stakes, and
fall Cruise on them ... But all ended well, and Cruz moved
forward, but there he stopped, almost a raid on a bomb. Blow
until there was nothing, but in the bag was a lot of space.
Climb stairs, Cruz found a barrel of plutonium the main
component for the manufacture of fuels. Joyful, he decided to
pick it up, but paid no attention to the icons and the word
"RADIOACTIVE" ... Ochuhalsya Cruise in the cabin of the old
Indian. Realizing that is still alive, he thanked the Indians
for saving and taking with him the lead, went into the store.
After exchanging a "greeting" with the seller, Cruise handed he
lead ingot: "Do something out of it!" he said. The seller has
disappeared in the store and after some time made a lasting and
heavy lead Costume: "That's all I can do a lead," -
he said. But Cruz was pleased with this, because lead is
protected from radiation. The rest - business equipment. With a
parachute and a suit, Cruise easily pulled the barrel of
plutonium on the surface, read the instructions, rushed to the
strange assembly in the meadow. Few pourchav, the unit left on
the meadow excellent rocket fuel. Cruz's first thought was his
drink, but without fuel it will not leave this planet. Cruise
temper and went to see what they have left. Stumbling on the
bomb, Cruz decided to immediately use it. Having the right and
stopping the wall, he threw a bomb forward. There was a terrible
explosion, and the wall is nothing left. Cruz rushed into the
passage formed on the wall and saw eight blades, each of which
was written in large figure. "This is a secret room will help
me to open combination lock on the safe "- has decided to
Cruise, -" On the wall written code, but how it count?. "He
thought for a long time, while an eerie feeling of hunger is
not caused brains to operate at full power. Remembering painted
on the wall of the mysterious arrow Cruise understood. "If you
take the direction of the figures, we'll be all right" - he
decided. Without hesitation, writing in the correct order code,
he rushed to the safe. Typing the code on the lock, Cruz got
into the room like a warehouse. The first Half an hour gone in
search of something tasty, but found nothing out of edible,
Cruz picked up a videotape to watch out of boredom (thanks, all
you need to do there). Seated in front of TV, Cruz was
surprised to find that the tape proved tool for hackers. After
watching her from the beginning to end, he no longer doubted
that he could open the lock on the hatch of the spaceship.
Then it all happened like in a Hollywood steep
blockbuster. Cruz, taking the fuel, blaster, and a parachute
and jumped down and ran up to the teleporter, the key he had
previously brought to the place. Changing the parachute the
key, Cruz entered the cabin teleporter and put the key ...
Arisen guard he laid one well-aimed shot from a blaster, the
fuel tank immediately moved to a starship, and the movements
most experienced cracker Cruz opened the lock and got into the
spaceship ... Just a few minutes - and Cruise ship leaving the
inhospitable planet ...
"This is a story ...",- finished his story
Cruz, emptied the last bottle of beer. "Interestingly,
no doubt, "- faltering (from the beer, but sleep is
like) language I murmured, - "Wow do you get this turned out!".
"This is what", - said the source, - "Behold, a year after this
adventure with happened to me this !!!". But then his eyes fell
upon my watch. "I stayed on you" - he hurried - "I was at home
waiting, and his business ... In short, I must go!" In
principle, did not object, as he himself had barely turned his
tongue and his eyes stuck together thoroughly. Therefore, our
farewell was short. Taking all the empty dishes (even after
catching me), quite useful for Cruz roof of a house in a
spaceship. Halfway he turned: "I. .. heard you type my stories
in his magazine ... Since you owed! Give my greetings to all
our readers and thank you for your letter! Promise that the
next time be sure to tell you a story about a, however, does
not want to say anything yet, but it will be interesting. Yes
... Tomorrow I am flying to build relationships with some
natives - in their beer is good, do not return soon, but only
how to lie down, Be sure to stop for you to visit!
Wait!. "With these words, Cruz disappeared into the darkness. I
have long stood at the window, while the dark sky is not bright
cut band starship Cruz ...
Morning comes. Sighing, I went to sleep.
!
Wait!. "With these words, Cruz disappeared into the darkness. I
have long stood at the window, while the dark sky is not bright
cut band starship Cruz ...
Morning comes. Sighing, I went to sleep.
hx
