Music: GLUK LEGEND (C) Mr.Z / LS (R) DGN
In the year 2000 comes to an end. Asunder abyss ebesnye
and against the background of clouds we see the fiery letters,
"Mene Tekel Fares in segment 2000:0000". Mice speak human
language and begin to bite Programmers for the toes. Viruses
are so perfected that they themselves will begin to write new
viruses. Bill will release Windows 2000, which would require
2000 m RAM, 2000 Screw and 2000 MHz Pentium processor 2000 Pro
+ 3D] [Covert Mission. All unlicensed software samorazrushatsya
and destroy all license. Head finally successfully landed on
the surface and carry on virgin first sulcus. Coolers will fly
away and carry with them coprocessors 587SX, power supplies no
longer nourish all rest and start to eat themselves. (And do
not devour, then ponadkusyvayut). All files will be terribly
fragmented buckets to overflow bits, program counter, first
stop and then start spinning in the opposite direction.
Dividing zero by zero will result in zero flag rise above all
poluperenosa and will turn into a bloody color monitors
"TRIDENT" will go to war in the monitors "SAMSUNG", Zuhel
finally pass, but that no one will be glad to Fido to impose
residency and innocence at night from the basket will come out
the shadows of remote files and eerie howl at the blaster, Bill
Gates Jr. obkurivshis write an operating system DOORS,
in which the date field will be one-bit, and the firm
Microsoft buys corporation Cefalopod, Inc. and renamed the firm
Microcefal, Ltd.
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From the Editor: How fortunate that this whole nightmare
will happen in the world of PC, rather than our good old
Spectrum ... ;)
hx
