Jokes
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In hell, Satan decided to visit,
how his people "live." Well,
went into one room - there is darkness,
devils mocking people,
Others go - there at the stake
All fried, screaming around ... He looks into the third - and
there silence on the table is complex, near a case of beer,
sits Bill Gates, chegoto programming. Satan devil:
- Guys, we have here is hell!
What is it all about?
- Ah .. Duc, he wrote a half-line!: E}
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In humans, the computer beeps like
nedorezanny, and vzvyvaet
periodically. Were pretty
a long time - several hours. It turned out that the "smart"
garbage Connect the power cord from the PC Speaker HDD:)
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Little Red Riding Hood goes to NOTEBOOK'om the woods. Suddenly,
from behind BACH on the head, well, it is natural
faints ... Then ochuhivaetsya and sees a note:
On your computer is
Windows'95 [Russian Windows95
upgrade TEAM]
So upset, goes further,
suddenly again BANG on the head, again
loses consciousness, ochuhivaetsya sees a note:
On your computer again, OS / 2
(Option: win 3.1) [Russian
team windows must die 95 times]
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Question: How many programmers
need to tighten a light bulb?
Answer: None. This is a hardware problem, they are not
programmers decide.
There is another option:
- How many programmers have,
to wrap up a light bulb?
- 100. 1 Hold the bulb, 98
twist the house, while another stands with
club, and looks as if not
came a current.
or:
- One holds the bulb and four
wind the table, and four
go in the opposite direction,
so that at the first head is not spinning :-)
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God created man and let him go
on the ground .. After some time
man comes in and says:
- I want to fuck the night - and God made him a wife. After
some time a man comes in and says:
- I want to fuck the afternoon - and God made him a lover.
After some time a man comes in and says:
- I want - he says - get fucked
day and night - and God created
Windows `95.
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Programmer wife tells her husband:
Honey, I want a baby! Down,
schA proinstalliruem!
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