How to entertain yourself in an elevator.
1. Tell the passengers, as you once
stuck in the elevator, and stayed there for 12
hours, until it appeared in time help.
2. Grasp golovy pykami and exclaim:
"Yes, shut up you're all idiots!"
3. Whistling anthem of the Soviet Union.
4. Slightly open your diplomat or symky and
ykradkoy tyda zaglyanyv, ask: "Ny,
how? vozdyha enough? "
5. Invites all incoming stick
birochki names. His fasten up
feet.
6. Silent and motionless, as if otvernyvshis
ring in ygol, and do not come.
7. When you arrive at your floor, loudly
vskriknyv, poprobyyte razdvinyt door
pykami. When it ydastsya sincerely
ydivites.
9. Privetstvyyte each incoming into the elevator
dryzheskim pykopozhatiem and ask is called
vat you Admiral.
10. If you find yourself at the top, this
just throw down and keep monetky
doors open until yslyshite as
She zvyaknet vnizy.
11. Choose any nibyd passenger and
glypoy yhmylkoy ystavtes at him. A
then declare: "A y me today but
curves socks! "
12. When at least in the car
typed 8 people, covering his mouth py
kami, bending and grasping at drygih,
scream: "Not now, again,
Shoot ... always breaks in the elevator! "
13. Periodically myaychte.
14. Offer $ 10 tomy, some for
synet and he shall take off lampochky mouth.
15. Sychite feet and says: "Scho
Ray, hurry, hurry. "Then, sadly
breath and say: "Too late!"
16. Show off your bolyachky and ask:
"How do you dymaete, it's not contagious?"
17. Put it in your pocket something nibyd
yvesistoe (the chosen type of gun) and periodic
periodically on nemy pat.
18. Sign in with some nibyd container with
inscription "The Human Body-head".
19. Ystavtes closely at some nibyd
the passenger, then say: "Oh, you're one
of THEM! "and defiantly go to
Far ygol elevator.
20. Otrygnyv, say: "mmmm ... vkysno!
21. Sniffed and say: 'It seems to me
that someone from your mess of tyt vozdyh. "
22. When will it be quietly and look around krygom
and ask: "This is not your pager?"
23. and each floor say "ding-ding!"
24. Say: "I wonder if it is for what?"
and then krasnyyu knopky.
25. Proslyshivayte elevator walls with
stethoscope.
26. Narisyyte small square on the poly and
say that this is your place.
27. Start something nibyd with shymom and champ
chew it and offer to try OS
experimental.
28. Declare all the demonic voice: "I
should move into more suitable
the body. "
29. Produce explosively zvyki each
dy times as someone clicks nibyd knopky.
30. Think drygih passengers
binoculars.
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