RULES OF THE FALL IN THE DOOR
Did you know FALL RULES IN THE DOOR?
NO ????? Well, then read on ...
The fall in the hatch -
This is a difficult technical trick.
Therefore, the hatch
Better not fall suddenly.
It should be well prepared
By the fall of the hatch.
(If you're self-respecting man,
And not just any pack).
RULE ONE.
Before you fall into a manhole,
Fasten it in a safety hook.
Even better - just a few.
Instead of the hook
Use as a lifeline,
Since the hook might affect
The appearance of the trousers.
A look pants
Is of great importance
If you fall into the hatch.
RULE TWO.
Falling down the hatch,
Do not bring your iron.
Since iron
Publishes a fall
Metallic clatter.
Also in the hatch
There are no conditions for ironing trousers.
RULE THREE.
Falling down the hatch,
Invite their friends and girlfriends.
Since a good friend -
Nice companion
During the fall of the hatch!
EXCELLENT flight and soft landing YOU!
