Fenichka
Kostya saw a man in the high fishing
boots, who stood in the water and fished.
After some trials found
that it was "just a diver in a swimsuit."
Maxim fastened itself earrings, clips,
brooches.
- What are you so dressed up? A monkey
like!
Son of incentives:
- Is this beautiful?
- I'm such a baby house, who work on gas
melt!
- Why is the gas?
- Because I love lemonade!
Christina, after a long study of eggplant
said:
- Eggplant - a banana, only blue!
- What is ice cream? - Asks
Marina mom.
- Ice cream.
Marina satisfaction:
- So it is useful for teeth.
Nadia and Nick (five years):
- Who do you want to be?
Nadia:
- Nurse, bride, princess, and yet
kindergarten teacher.
Nick:
- The driver, the bridegroom, the president and still zve
rinnym doctor.
- Nadia, that you have asked for a gold fish
ki? - Asked the mother.
- And I would have just let go!
- And again I do not see - like something by the way
Dad - I have this disease!
Small Pavlik quickly came up with recipe
Treatment:
- So you try to sleep with glasses!
Peel potatoes - Karina revolves under your feet - and sing
her a song Veronika Dolina: "A child we will have five, but may
perhaps even six, "... It hurt: - Here are all the promises and
promises and does not
gather!
- What do you mean?
- When, finally, we will have five de
Tay? I'd given birth to them herself, but after re
Behnke did not give birth!
Karina in the subway stop near the young
red-cheeked beggar woman with an infant, slumbering
in a wheelchair and probably inflated clonidine. Carefully,
studying considers baby. Pauper angrily:
- Apply for leukemia ...
Her mother gives a thousand. But Karina says:
- So here they are, children of Somalia ...
And already in the car, frowning, to report:
- Could the entire salary and give ... They would
itself then bought a house and vitamins ... And then
live in a cave without TV ... The kid even fall asleep - this
is what he is bored.
Jen looks on TV weather forecast
and observes:
- Yesterday was also the rain. Long, but short
kovremenny.
After returning from school Katia says:
- The teacher asked to remember that there
there exists two kinds of speech - written and
tasty.
Two-year-old Lyuba, which was first noticed in
sky rumbling plane, asked her grandmother:
- Why did the bird is angry?
The teacher asks:
- Guys, remember and write down the names of scientists
GOVERNMENTAL-astronomers.
- I remember! - Says the student. - Nicholas ..
Can I just write down Nick? ..
