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(C) Sergey Ogurtsov
Answers to questions
During a call, a man is revealed. Poetomy bydte vigilant!
Before you say glypost - podymayte! So why said: "The dog
ymnaya? Yes potomy that silent! That's why ymnaya. A cheloveky
have to speak. Remember, your response should be be so
exhaustive that has ceased to exist a desire to further ask.
But without grybostey! Gently, intelligently, as if picking up
necessary to mesty words. The more words, the less sense!
Naturally, the source bydet interested in your personal
opinion. A otkyda you know him? But the response should not be
confusion. Clearly, distinctly and incomprehensible.
There are three ways an exhaustive answer.
The first way. The answer to what you do not ask.
Question: How do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?
A: I stayed at a hotel, "Orion" in Munich. Master
zovyt Gelmyt. Do you know him?
Pyst interlocutor your answer as he wants and understands.
The second method. Cram more words in the sentence, pyst
Businessman tries to from all this vyydit nyzhno.
Question: How do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?
Answer: You see, yvazhaemy. Frankly mezhdy us placing your
as they say pyky heart as dyhy no means impossible slychae
excluded that in exceptional slychayah slychaetsya and such;
bydem frank, let's face it, the more
with regard to the cockroaches, I just do not nahozhy drygogo
options! A you?
You can rearrange the words in some places, you know,
important, not the word order, and quantity. Interlocutor
zadymaetsya, long time. Nothing, nothing, pyst good podymaet:
whether to ask you about something else.
The third way. Applies when, in that no matter what they want
yznat your personal opinion. There are cheeky humans. Probably,
y them not their own, they itch potomy yours. Do not get lost!
Pyst he your answer looks logiky. The search for logic in the
sense otsytstvii mogyt lead to zavoroty brains.
Q: So how do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?
Answer: Bezyslovno, the fact of living cockroaches in the hotel
is disgusting. But, with else be the default side, as any
living syschestvo, cockroach has the right to life. According
to the Convention on mezhdynarodnoy Protection of vegetables
and insects from January 20, 1978, section two, Paragraph three
(more dates and numbers. Their nobody remembers, and poetomy
always treat them with yvazheniem). Perhaps cheloveky
unpleasant prisytstvie cockroach. And if the opposite? We do
not know how Cockroaches belong to us! This is my personal
opinion, and I bydy defend it with foam y mouth, while it does
not coincide with yours!
Do not worry, two or three similar response snimyt with
katyshek even shabby businessman
