Karakul BRAIN
(C) KVAZAR
Recently appeared on television advertising of the new
imported tea under the significant title "Beta" ... Listen to a
very interesting story.
BETA TEA
(C) Leonid Zakharchenko
Carl S. got up early ytrom. As luck would have ended and tea
emy had to jump on minytky the store. Standing y counter, he
saw the label and noticed vdryg odny simpatichnyyu korobochky.
Beta-tea. Forest Berries "- read Karl S., and asked
prodavschitsy ypakovky look closer. While he is considered to
korobochky nemy approached by a young, unshaven guy with an
opened bytylkoy Baltika.
- Myzhik, do not take this tea. - Whispered the boy, took a
sip of bytylki.
- So why? - Charles S. surprised.
- Look who is the manufacturer ...
- Microsoft - read Karl S.. - Hy, what of it?
Bad producer?
- Syks, mazday! - Hissed the guy in plyunyv storony. - Bury
out, coffee Linyks or Unix. Hy and if you do not drink coffee -
compote Polyos ...
And said yshel. And Karl S. remained undecided. AND
the question saleswoman: "What to bydete? decided yet risknyt
and took beta-tea. Clutching grydi korobochky, he went home. My
throat was so syho and so thirsty that he would eat syhim tea,
if that little ytolil zhazhdy it that way. Arriving home, Carl
S. has put the kettle on the fire, and yet he warmed vody
opened korobochky. Sverhy lay a quality certificate and
obnaryzhiv ten degrees of protection, Carl S. ydivlenno
hmyknyl. Still, this is a good producer of tea, time he defends
his prodyktsiyu such certificates. Next he pulled from a box
tolstenkyyu knizhky with the inscription "Rykovodstvo user."
Usmehnyvshis, Carl S. postponed knizhky in storony. In addition
to tea, he did not drink anything and perfectly ymel brew tea
without pykovodstva. Then came the turn of a small bag labeled
"Setup". Young bykvami was inscribed: "Open to the use of
beta-tea". Carl S. opened a bag and suddenly it took off from
the blue smoke.
- Congratulations on your purchase of beta-tea - a voice was
heard, coming from the smoke. - Pozhalyysta remove the first
packet of Beta-and tea Put it in chashky.
Carl S. very ydivilsya neponyatnomy phenomenon, but none
less decided poslyshatsya voices and pulling out a bag from a
box, put it in a glass.
- Congratulations on your purchase of beta-tea - the voice
said. - Set Up Goes Beta tea vashy chashky ... Attention!
Obnaryzheno ystroystvo "Spoon." Mogy not determine the type of
"Scoop." Poprobyyte determine ystroystvo vrychnyyu. You have a
tea or a tablespoon?
- Tea - stunned, muttered, Charles S..
- OK - "the voice said. - Continue ystanovky Beta tea.
Attention! Few places in the cup! To continue, Set Up Beta of
tea free up space in the bowl and put the first bag of
Beta-tea. Charles Semenovich took out a glass lozhky and put
the first bag of boxes.
- OK - continue ystanovky Beta tea. To continue pour
chashky in water.
Carl S. plity turned and took off the kettle, poured water
into a glass. Blue smoke, meanwhile, did not disappear and
quietly dymal hovered over the table.
- Obnaryzhena water. Now bydet defined type of water. If the
water long bydet signs of life - pour it out of the cup and
pour again.
It was several weary sekynd, after which a voice said:
- Type of water: tap water, bottled. Start ystanovky
Betachaya?
- Begin! - Kriknyl Carl S., remembering strashnyyu
zhazhdy.
- OK, I start ystanovky Beta-tea ... To continue Set Up
Beta-tea "Forest Berries" put a bag of raspberries.
Carl S. rummaged in a box and through minyty obnaryzhil
bag, which was a miniature inscription: "The bag of raspberries
Wild berries from a kit. "He put the bag in a glass, after
which the water pomytnela and highlighted in light yellow color.
- Place the bag with strawberries. Insert the bag of
blueberries.
Thus, in the glass were opyscheny all the tea bags. Process
accompanied byrchaniem that "Now, tea has become even
easier, "" All that you bydete drink bydet bring you
ydovolstvie, "" All kinds of frantsyzskih bylochek are played
consumed more quickly than with predydyschey Beta-tea, ""
Anything you want drink, and even more bydet drunk. "It seemed
that no etomy nastypit end ... Finally the water in the glass
was nearly empty, but one that remained became completely
black. Suddenly a voice said.
- Preparations are underway for the first tea party.
Attention! In a cup obnaryzhen tea bag. Must vynyt bag before
the first tea.
Carl S. took lozhky and pulled out all the bags out of the
glass, shifting them on a plate (and vdryg on another
occasion). After that, the smoke long time did not cast a vote,
and then said:
- Tip of the Day: If you add sugar to tea, it becomes
sweeter.
- Thanks for the advice - probyrchal Charles S.. - Can I
Still drink the damn tea?
He took the glass, but do not bring it to yspel gybam like
smoke said:
- Attention! Obnaryzheno new ystroystvo: "glass". Device
"Glass" may conflict with ystroystvom "cup." Delete
"Glass"?
- Shut up! - Charles S. yelled. - There is no y no me
cup! I only tea I drink in a glass!
He raised a glass to gybam, but the smoke tyt said:
- Neystranimaya error on adresy RUChKA00h: ChAShKA00h. Not
Found ystroystvo "cup." Beta-tea made nedopystimyyu operation
and bydet poured from a cup! ...
Carl S. yelled obscenities good and put the glass on the
table, pykami waved, trying to dispel the fumes talking. But
the smoke does not yporno wanted to dispel sgyschalsya and
again over the table. Finally, Carl S. yspokoilsya and sat on
styl, raised a glass to gybam Beta tea and took a sip. Vkys was
disgusting. Black liquid "knit" language, like unripe hyrma and
how-bydto stuck in zybah. Carl S. vyplyunyl contents back into
chashky.
- Obnaryzhena old version of Beta-tea - pronounced smoke. -
For use the new version Beta tea should ydalit staryyu
The beta version of the tea ...
Carl S. kriknyl pary netsenzyrnyh words storony smoke
and then poured the contents of the glass in otkrytyyu
fortochky. Smoke ystremilsya after the contents and disappeared
from vidy. Carl S. vykinyl all that has been associated with
beta-tea, and then for a long time soaps glass, trying to scrub
it from the greenish plaque adhering on the walls and bottom.
The next day, Carl S. reappeared in the store.
Rapidly approaching the store, he said:
- Allow the coffee Linux.
Saleswoman protyanyla him to the bank and calculate with it,
Karl S. towards the exit.
- And how do you beta-tea? - Asked him after the saleswoman.
Carl S. turned to her. In his eyes was read weary anger.
- MAZDAY!
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