(R) Konstantin Kosov
Bortzhurnal
B L & H
P L Since the B O J
Evening.
17.00 - final preparations. Radio silence for three days. Zero
Lop torpedo. Captain customize a file head under the cap.
17.05 - Strong wind. Blows away the shoulder straps. Have to
glue stripes directly on the shoulders. Gasoline frozen.
Kohl and his ax and throw into the furnace in pieces.
18.00 - weighed anchor. Was not ours. Picked up the second. Not
too ours. Storozhily say that anchors we do not, and
ship nailed to the bottom with nails. Sailing. Nails
crossed bottles on the bottom. Will soon become deeper and
flood the deck. How would unhook the bottom?
18.15 - passed over the bridge. Where is our upper deck? On
stern - the tram and traffic cop in the booth.
18.30 - The compass is broken. We go on a weather vane. From
the captain's new karma is heard crying and moaning. This hands
yearn for the wheel. 19.30 - Steamboat chatters. Probably stole
the fish-bolt. At the root IU fight. No sound. Forgot to
include the soundtrack. Participants read the text of nicks
fight for a piece of paper. First Mate recaptured flasks.
20.00 - Strong pitching. The navigator reported results on the
ground meal. Doctor gives calm tablets.
20.30 - on the horizon - land. The captain ordered her to hand
peasants.
Morning.
6.00 - The first morning log grandfather arrived Mazai with
reketirami. Had to give north-west, bearing from the
compass and a half ba ka. In the remaining forecastle polukok
polusup brews. 11.00 - "The hold fire", - reported the
watchman. "Bullshit!" replied the captain. At that decided to
do. 12.00 - Preparations for the maritime fun, "Death of the
Titanic." The team threw overboard all the refrigerators
and waits for ice berg. 14.30 - all the morning rain poured
down. Watchman rotten. Made act to cancel.
15.30 - At the bottom of the chattering. Probably stole the
fish-snitch. 15.35 - At the bottom of the scream: "Help'm
tired!" 15.40 - At the bottom of the shoot from Mauser. Maybe
it open? 15.45 - opened kingstony.Korabelny air with the noise
rushed into the water.
15.46 - air is the last enema. At the door bursting. About
schayte, comrades, all the places! In, pancake, swim!
... What would happen
if people are
buying cars in the same way
how they buy computers ...
beam first
Specialist: Customer Support Dealer "Antilopa
GNU ". How can I help?
Customer: I got into the car, shut the door and nothing
happened! Specialist: You put the key in the ignition and
turned it? Customer: What is Ignition?
Specialist: This is a special system that distributes the
current from the battery to the spark in the engine cylinders.
Customer: Ignition? Cylinders? Battery Pack? Engine?
I do that, you think, should know all these technical terms,
to drive the car?
ray of second
Specialist:: Customer Support Dealer "Antilopa
GNU ". How can I help?
Client:: A week ago I bought your machine, and it's great
travel all the time, but now it wants.
Specialist:: Is there any fuel in the tank?
Customer: What? How do I know?
Specialist:: The front panel has a special display with
arrow, which shows the level of fuel in your tank. If
Fuel is running low, the arrow moves to the left of the red
Sector ", and starts flashing light, which is located next to
indicator. Where is the indicator needle on your
car?
Customer: I'm on the front panel there is no indicator
Only the headlights and grille!
Specialist:: No, you're talking about the "front end" of your
car I mean the dashboard, which is
directly behind the steering wheel, and you can see
when driving a car.
Client: The steering wheel - this is a round thing, with the
help of which I am applying beeps?
Specialist:: Yes, it is for these purposes.
Customer: Oh, I found the light! Indeed, the needle is in
leftmost position in the "red area". What does this mean?
Specialist:: This means that you must visit a petrol
station to buy petrol and pour it into the tank itself.
Client:: What? Yourself? Once I got you
car for 40 thousand dollars, I must buy some other
components in addition? This is unheard of! I want to have
car that will be immediately required all!
