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Comes a general in part, comes into the barracks - on a bed in
Boots is demobilization and henerala - 0 of attention. General:
Who are you? Demobilization (and lazily yawning): I
e-ee-Mbela. General: And I - General! Demobilization: Same as
non-$ uevo ...
A search for man - dug moonshine. Tuck in!
said district. Chudnenko! SchA We'll get you for
moonshine, and that ... -So I'll not drive! But same-appart
there? Then try and rape! -What are you,
someone was raped?? -No! But the apparatus is there?
Chatted companions, Russian French and American.
Brought it about gummannoe to animals. Am. -We
bulls are killed instantly, shock. They did not even upevayut
get wind of Fr. -And we have them first and then euthanized
under general anesthesia ... Roux. -Hmm. I do not know
exactly, but on the counter forever some bone fragments ...
Blown up, probably!
Crest being chased around the yard for the piglets. With a
pitchfork. And no slaughter can not. A neighbor saw. Dai
thinks will help. Yeah, helped. Two zhokana in ruzhzho with
two trunks on! A crest stood on the forks looks and
cries-Zhinkov! -Ga ... Shaw "ha" plague! You dyvis, forks yak
gun strelyayut! -Really? Vaught those, well! Farrowing pure
ripped to shreds ...
Tumble into the saloon, and then falls wounded cowboy,
hoarse voice, barely pronouncing: - Save yourself, Joe White
goes ... Only he said, runs a cowboy, shoots
Ceiling: - I'm White, Joe! Money, jewelry on the table! All
start to fuss. He takes it all and before leaving: - A
now unwound, Joe White is ...
Thief comes into the apartment - rob. Gathered in one room
everything of value in another part of the third, and there
sits an enormous dog and growls. Muzhit quietly, staring
backwards starting from room, when suddenly a voice says:
"What has come to plunder? The thief looks back and sees:
sidin parrot on the table. Muzhik quietly as a parrot - Hush,
hush ... A parrot again - What rob come from? - Yes quieter
you are, what other words do you know? - I know - FAS!
After a stormy night my husband woke up and saw how his wife
looks The husband in the mirror "You Th smotrishsya in the
mirror?" Wife, "Why, watch the child from us, or gases? ". The
next morning repeated the same thing. On the third morning his
wife wakes up and sees her husband in the mirror. Wife,
"You're Th in the mirror looking at?" Husband, "Why, look at
me a member or a gas Balon"
Rides the bus. Driver - drug. Takes matyugalnik and
announces: - Kotsan coupons because coupons kotsanye
Gil for the excuse, not kotsanye Gil for a rotten market.
At the doctor's. - Doctor, when I drink tea, I
right eye helluva lot of pain. : (- Grandma, and you spoon
glass pull.
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