(R) DEL
It was at my grandfather's three sons. Two smart, and the
third - Ivanushka fool. And it was their cow, which the
brothers took turns grazed. As once returned Ivanushka without
a cow. Crying, said to have lost. Starshgy brother went to
look for her. Sought I was searching, he suddenly saw before
him a palace. Comes - and there princess beauty unparalleled.
Says: - Put me in night 50 sticks - my husband will not - cut
off your head. Older brother agreed. They went to fuck, but
Princess on the wall with chalk stick notes. Enough for senior
brother, only 10 sticks. Cut off his head. The next
Day's grandfather sent middle son to find a cow and older
brother. With him was repeated same story. Suffice it only
25 palok.Otpravlyaet grandfather Ivanushka. [to bed poskipano].
They went to fuck, and the princess on the wall with chalk
sticks Notes and Ivanushka thinks: "notes, mark, Cow
died after 100 sticks. Let's see how much you
need "
Reich went on a building Stirlitz. Accidentally fell from his
pocket metal ruble and rolled on the floor. "Round!" -
flashed guess.
Lies the wife in the hospital. Visit her husband and asked
what she bring. - Apples I want! Husband brought apples, the
wife tried to and said: - Apple does not want oranges want!
Brought her husband oranges, the wife tried it and said: -
Oranges are not I want bananas I want! Husband brought
bananas, and his wife tried to says: - bananas do not want the
shit I want! Brought her husband shit on palm, his wife said:
- Ambassador. Male ambassador. - Pepper. Male pepper. - Now
try. The husband tried. - Well how? - Yes, like a can. : (-
Not hochuuuuuuu!
Die old Jew. The family got together and said: - Grandpa
where have you hidden the money? And he was so weak that he
can not Gauvreau, only the left hand pointing to the middle
finger of his right hand. So they do not have, and he suddenly
recovered, alive, bodrenky. They said to him: - Grandpa, what
are you to us tried to show, when we asked where you money
hidden? And he clenched his fist, sticking out his middle
finger and said: - I wish you a show here, but do not force it!
There are four nuns in line for Judgement Day. Causes
God first. - So far, my sister, have you in my life matter
with the male member? - Yes, we are nuns once bathed in the
bath, and a wall wash monks. I could not resist and
hole assembled. - At the right, over there is a bowl with
holy water - wash in her eyes and go to heaven. Then God
causes the second. - Y, and you had to deal with the male
member? - Yes, we once christened a boy, I could not resist
her hand to her. - At the right, over there is a bowl of holy
water, wash your hands in it and go to heaven. At this time,
the fourth a nun with a cry pushes the third and ran out of
turn. God only asks: - Why did you pushed the third and went
forward it? - I do not want to rinse the throat in this holy
water, after she cleans her ass.
