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Colonel calls up the lieutenant tells him: "Bring me
water "and gives him a glass. Lieutenant sootvessno, calls
soldier gave him a glass and sent to fetch water. Well
Soldier in scrap shove, he turns up the glass
down and said the lieutenant: "Comrade. Lieutenant, I can
not - here
the top is sealed. "Lieutenant takes a glass and examines it
and
pensive way: "It is strange, and bottom do not have ..."
Sitting Wolf, Fox and Tsiplenok - Wolf, what do you sit?
- In wet - bararana lifted. And you? - Well, I too
- Chicken. I Tsiplenok you for what? - I'm political.
- It's like this? - Yes, a pioneer in the ass pecked.
Is an element of the night subj, look in the bushes 4 feet
and
Sounds typical of coitus. Shined his flashlight - and
exactly. It: - And what are you doing here? Man: - Why, with
wife fuck. Cop: - XM. And I think b @ # $ b. Man: - I
thought so, until you shined the flashlight does not.
The train stops at the station and it includes two
Granny and start all offer to buy from them yaits.Odin
Colonel succumb to provocations, and agrees, but when
he saw them, he gives the phrase: "Something you have them
small and dirty. "Then a granny cries the other through
the whole car: "Mary let the rag, wipe the egg, Colonel."
Went blind with a dog in a supermarket takes the dog for
tail and begins to twist ... runs up to him and the
saleswoman
asks "What are you doing, Mr. ... "Yes I do, I look
what you have here is ....
In the study gozbezopasnosti goes partnership meeting.
Secretary
party committee performs with a fiery speech on that now
turning point adjustment glastnosti and encourages
colleagues actively and more critically tabled in
thorny questions. Inspired by the eloquence of the party
organizer, with
place podnimaetsya young leytinant: - "Comrades!
Pent up already, can not be silent! How long can a wife and
mother-in-law
genirala will use a company car for travel
shopping for their own purposes?! The next day
leytinanta summoned geniral: - I
enjoyed your presentation at the meeting yesterday. I see
you-bezkompromissny person, honest and direct nature.
I think that you deserve a promotion. We decided to
send you to Uruguay, where our resident awake.
Leytinant pale, stammering, explains that
him, they say, the young wife that he finally knows
tamoshnego language. - Speaking of language, Comrade
leytinant ...
According to legend, you'll deaf, so the language we will
cut out more here to see prices.
And here's more: we are on the Russian language lessons were
complex (or composite?) word (class, perhaps 6?).
Teacher: - What are words made up word
"Refractory"? Pupil: - Hard melting ...
Rzhevskii dancing at the ball. Lady: - Porutchik, guess
riddle: a big, black, on which the eggs are beaten - that
This? - Col. - What you Porutchik, it's skororodka! -
As, x # $ m of the pan:-O? Orppriginalno sir ....
- Porudchik, otzadayte riddle: A small, mohnatenky in
sex gap - sniffing ... - X ^ @-c. Queen - bang into a swoon.
Rzhevskii explains someone came to the rescue: they say, put
forth
she told me a riddle - a small, mohnatenky in sex gap
sniffing, so I gororyu it x '@, and it is something to swoon
flopped. - Uh, well, fool you, Porutchik. The same
mouse. - What, a mouse, and n'%$%^? Orppriginalno-c ...
- Fellow student, what are you doing? - Write your
lecture. - And I thought, studying the influence of the
Northern Lights on
sperm of young deer, b # I.
Vova returned from school and tells his father: "Dad, we
Today in class pussy was measured, so I had the longest
was. Why not? "- Yes, because you 27 years old Vova!
