(R) Delealan
The plane, a flight from Moscow to Chukotka, somewhere over
the tundra, man
Stewardess: - Open, I'll go ... - 8-O Man, height
10 thousand feet ... - Open I go ... She goes to
pilot ... - There's a guy wants to go ... - It's a
small, covered in bandages? - Yes ... - Yes, let him, he
always here goes ...
Here comes a man in a subj and sees the following scene.
Worth
at urinals wino, @ /% node ties and mutters: - What
viper, yesterday rose, so today is not pee!
Wound up in the woods Dragon and begot fulyuganit. y and
came BOGATYR zhahnut OOGO. Goes through the woods. Around
the pile
crap. Big very big. Goes further and sees a cave.
He was there (the cave) as garknet: - Hey Dragon. Come on
fair fight. Fight will be. In response - silence. - Hey
Dragon - Out Coward pid $% p% n Gun $. Again silence. y
he was gone. Gore takes place and a verb: Well pid $% p, well
gan $% H, well, why in the ass to scream!
Phone call. - Hello, Jenny can be? - No, it
busy mouth. Who is it? When I finished she will call back.
Lozhit
pipe, and said: "Do not got there:)
Jung came to be employed on whaling schooner. Old Skipper
explained to him obyazyannosti showed where the bed, locker
and
galley, payment, etc. - in short, agreed. And then
Jung asked: - Sir, swimming last half a year? -
Similarly, my son. - And how am I going to do without women
so long? - Ah, youth, green ... Come on. Led
Pilot cabin boy in a small empty cabin, where on one wall
- Excellent picture naked woman in full
size with a hole in an intimate place. - Well, son,
admire. - And you can try? - Break. Tried -
liked it. - And, you can? - Can .- And so every day?
- Yes, except Thursday. - Why do except Thursdays?? - And on
Thursdays it's your turn to stand on the side ...
Chukchi is sitting on a bough, and sawing it with him. Passes
Russian and says: - Chukchi, you're now fall. - No!
Will not fall down. Departs Russian Chukchi bumts on the
ground and said in
the following:-The Wizard though!