*
Three cat meet, argue those who are lazy. - Yesterday I was
lying on the floor and fell off the table banger. Since I was
too lazy to go and eat ... - And to me yesterday mistress
saucer of milk under the nose set, and I lap up lazy ... - Have
you heard the cries yesterday? So I imagine this is an egg
come. It hurts, but too lazy to lift a paw ...
*
Lies a crocodile in the sun tans. Past the frog floats, yes
such obomlevshaya, happy, stoned. Envious crocodile was. -
Frog, why are you so happy? - Gene, kiss me! - You cho,
green, I'll not know how! - Well, a kiss, as you know how! -
Fu, and even so disgusting! - Well, I beg you ... - Well ...
Missing her mouth, chewed and spat out. Frog, wiping his lips:
- Now, now! No aspirated!
*
Hare all the time hid the moonshine under the tree. Wolf
addicted pull a rabbit moonshine. Hare, wolf to wean, poured
into the bottle hydrochloric acid and buried. The next day the
wolf asked: - Well, yesterday brew? - Kaif! How are you such a
clean doing? Only now when the fence possysh, some nails
remain ....
*
Parrot partner bought for $ 1000. He began to pluck it,
saying: - That dear partner, I was not. I want to
see what she looks like naked.
*
Bear caught a hedgehog. And do not know where he rear, where
the front. Called to bear the hare, fox, wolf, but they do not
know. Then Bear says the Hedgehog: "You have a hedgehog though
perdnul for orientation.
*
There were three sisters, kitty. Younger on the farm and two
guleny. Younger tired. Decided gulnut. Waiting for her elders.
Hour of the night two, three, five, seven stated. - Oh, sister,
met cat in red boots and a handsome man. As the night pressed
me to cellar door and through the night, all night ... told how
his Five years ago, castrated.
*
Soon after the launch into space Flies and Bees of them came
radio: "We'll die, but do not go back."
*
I can not get rid of the bugs in the sofa, what to do? - And you
did not try to make a sofa out in the winter? - Tried. - Well
how? - They will wear it backwards!
*
Put the hare - assistant warden of the forest. Well the new
year all the animals gathered - have to dress the tree and the
hare does not give a Christmas tree, too strict hurt. Well, the
fox persuaded animals, they say you are the most cunning, and
that's Ask the hare. Comes the fox the hare: - Bunny, honey, let
my Christmas tree .... - No way, damn it. - Bunny, well, a
little ... - Said Che No way, period! - Bunny, well, you can at
least pine tree? Hare, thought ... - Okay. Pine, Cheb nobody
saw, take the birch and go ...
*
Smoked eagle scary, soared high on the mountain and sits.
Looked to the left. - Mountains! Well ... Beautiful ... Looked
right. - Mountains! Well ... Beautiful ... Good ... but if
yourself in ass bite - pain ...
*
Monkeys are discussing their husbands: - My husband - an
orangutan, he was humanoid ... - And I have - monkey, he's so
clever ... - A I have - a crocodile. - Because he's green,
cool, and generally crocodile! - And on the other hand goes
into the sea!
*
Passes a football match between elephants and ants. Well
respectively elephant won. After the game captain
elephants coming to the captain of the ants and says: - Sorry
you know, today we have so much of your trampled. - X: $ /: AE,
we too rough play!
