(C) DELEALAN
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Goes through the forest of Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore Donkey to
meet him, but so sad, pregrustny. - Eeyore, are you that this
is a pogrustnevshy today? - Yes, you know, Vinny, I # $ but its
somewhere lost and can not find. You are not seen? - No, you
know, did not come across ... only here say, Owl yesterday in
the new clips of summer ...
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Pooh and Piglet go through the forest, silently ... Hour run,
the two are three go ... Silence ... Suddenly, Winnie the Pooh
turns around and ka-a-to give Piglet between the eyes ...
Piglet (surprise, rising from the ground and clinging to his
forehead): - Winnie! For what?! Winnie the Pooh (offended): - A
Th you go, silent, $% # about me nude all think ...
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Float Winnie the Pooh and Piglet on a river. Heat. Winnie
rowing - Piglet is sleeping. Winnie tired, but rowing - Piglet
all asleep. Winnie already very tired paddling, Piglet asleep
and awake. Winnie swung and punched Piglet oar on the head.
Piglet's eyes opened, sleepy understand nothing - head
spinning. And Vinnie, and says: - What, Pig, does not sleep?
Well, then bury ...
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One man walks the dog healthy. To him and other suitable
asked: - Have your dog has a genetic tree? - Why? He enjoyed by
anyone.
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The restaurant came a lion and the hare. - I have carrots and
cabbage - orders hare. - A friend of yours is not hungry? -
Asks the waiter. - If he was hungry, did we would have come
here together?
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I thought it was firefly - ant sighs, sitting in a puddle - and
it was a cigarette butt.
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Crow flew at night in the woods, but the bitches pi @ # $% as a
plucked! Oh # $% (Pancake)! Generally speaking, no # $%
(nothing)!
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Steel Winnie and Piglet climbers. Crawling on the wall. -
Winnie, Vinny, I crawled 15 yards and drove a single hook. -
Bay Jumper, fat pig. - But Winnie, if I will score it gets
messed up. - If you have not zabesh, something is broken both
of us.
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Flurried Uncle Fedor runs into the house: - Matroskin! Your cow
calf striped bare! Matroskin with dignity: -Mrpp .. My cow.
What hochy - then do!
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The ants have gone to war, and one left to protect the anthill.
Return - an anthill, of course, collapsed. Caretaker explains:
- Passed a bear came. - But you're his revenge? - And how! I
went and shit right in the middle of the den.
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Is the hedgehog in the woods. And for a loaf of pulling on a
rope. Fox to meet: - The hedgehog, where are you? - Why, go
hang ... - Well batonto you what for? - A tail knows how much
I'm there sagging!
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Gathered two friends from neighboring villages for a bottle of
moonshine. And the reason: - Here you have a hog, but I have a
pig, would be nice to bring them together. - It would be nice.
- So you brought a hog when he wants to fuck. - How do I know
that? - And how It will be a tail hook, so it's time. No sooner
said than done. Man came in the morning, went to the barn,
looking - in a hog's tail hook. Seizing him in his arms, a
stroller motorcycle, helmet, he on his head, drove to a
neighbor. Well entertained hog with a pig. On the next day
looking guy - again at the hog's tail hook. In wheelchair,
helmet, hog's head and to the neighbor. Again, everything is in
order. On the third day of the peasant broke out of the house
early in the morning to go out so his wife: - Go and see how
there tail hog. Minutes Five wife returns: - Do not know how
it's tail, but he already put on his helmet and sits in a
wheelchair.
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Is a rabbit in the woods and crying. He asked: - What are you
crying, hare? - The wife died. - And who is your wife been? -
Elephant. All laughed. And the hare said: - Yes, you're funny,
but I dig a pit.
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Piglet goes to the store. - Do you have bacon? - Yes. Pulls
machine gun and scribbles: - I hate! Blood for blood!
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You still with me luck - said the wolf trembling sheep - and
you're on a moment, imagine what would happen to you if you
met not me but our whole flock!
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Met the American and Soviet dog. The first shows off
my life and asks the Soviet: - What are you doing?
It seems you have a reconstruction? - Yes, the chain meter
lengthened, and the bowl in two moved away.
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Is a rabbit in the woods. That wolf's tail dernet, then the fox
would kick. All flee in terror from it. Towards attending the
bear. Hare puts tripped him. - What, Squint! - He cried, lifting
bear. - After all, I Toptygin! - I - Kosygin!
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Lion came upon a drunken rabbit. Took his paw, sniffed and
sneezed. The hare woke up and said thickly: - C-listen,
c-old man, you che, in the face you want? P-positive, where he
took!
