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Hi all readers! So you've probably already seen that we have
changed our reading room and style. You probably noticed that
NICRON - 25 th. According to tradition, twenty-five - a
birthday, so we decided to do surprise for you! And thank you
very much for MERLIN'u-reader. And as the anniversary, here's
an interesting story.
In a well-known in his time in Paris Restaurant Chartier
Bouillon - a it was in 1902 - came two young men. That was the
French physicist Georges Claude and Andre Helbronner. The mood
they was the most upbeat, because ... However, about why they
have to That day was a good mood, I'd better tell you a little
later. .. Thus, Georges Claude and Andre Helbronner entered
into a chic "Bouillon Chartier, "and sat down at a vacant
table. Soon the waiter came over polished. "Bring us, please,
to start two broth" - commissioned Helbronner. ... A few
minutes after the order has been executed, he again called the
waiter. Kellner, why have you brought us to make an icy broth?
- Excuse me monsieur, but this can not be. - See for yourself.
Indeed, in a cup floating chunks of ice ... Well-trained waiter
stoically suffered a stroke. Soon on the table of young people
were new dishes with steaming, piping hot flavorful liquid.
Dignified waiters was disposed off. His voice caught
All the same Helbronnera:
- Monsieur ... - Oh yeah ... - And only managed to utter a
stunned waiter came back to the table. Good reason - the broth
in cups again covered pretty solid crust of ice ... - Well, -
said irritably Helbronner - once in your institution can not
get a regular cup of hot broth, serve steak. - And me, please -
added Claude - but hot, damn take it!
The waiter brought the doomed couple bursting with warmth
steaks. For happening already watched the other waiters, cooks,
visitors, maitre d'hotel. Himself owner of the restaurant,
funky possibility of scandal, was already hurrying to the table
to find out what it was ... The painting, which he saw made him
shudder. The waiter, for a long time unsuccessfully tormented
with a knife through the frozen steak, with a skewed face of
terror, looked at the piece of steel blades could not withstand
the battle with insidious dish, and young people dissatisfied
with mines left wall inhospitable institutions where they have
not managed to dine something "hot to" ...
Well perhaps suffice; here's the end of the tale sysop-Idiot.
Start You can follow any responses to find the 24 rooms.
(C) The author of the text by Leo Svechnikov
He went unwashed, unshaven and speeches poisonous. The groin,
he was not with flowers, Thickish was solid, Hair all overgrown
it is not sleek, not combed ... Did you like the portrait? What
did he say? Me too - no. Idiot was a sysop, Idiotische! He was
silent, sitting, smoking, from companies not departed.
What is a "complex"? Yes were ... Until they were banned - They
are then on vrednote likened to a drug. He worshiped the modem,
how dikarbushmen totem and a nasty hiss Listened as blessing.
What? "Modem"? I do not know exactly ... Just heard that
vicious, their then burned at the stake, that you, kids are not
corrupted. Hey, kid! Do not touch the ass is better to hear
about the sysop. This kids are not caught, so like an idiot
was, It was all he give a damn about Not out of kindness - from
laziness. Lived as if he - a plant receiving pleasure ... Idiot
was a sysop, Idiotische! Kohl was not very harmful, he was
hanged last with the onset of sunny days Fracture networks ...
So, kids, hide in the skins and do not be so depressed, Log in
I cave closed to sysop did not come.
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