Police stories (eighties)
Tekst typed (c), Fedotov NN
Treatment in WORD (with) MDF HACKER
Version
Once in a district department happened Ensk emergency,
threatening to turn into trouble. First Lieutenant, SD
detective, shot on the street four people. He justified by the
fact that they were going to attack him, which was seems to be
true, but no witnesses, other evidence also no. And there are
corpses. And nowhere on this unpleasant fact of no escape
Killed were all not angels, 2-3 previous convictions, and one
even listed as a wanted man. But this is far not enough
to open fire on people.
Having estimated the alignment, head of SD to realize that
his subordinate to the Chicago manners shines dock
that, in general, fairly, and he himself - a reprimand, which
is totally unacceptable. Urgently needed to take action.
Therefore, He immediately went to the passport office to Major
Velichko. Why there, where do OVIR? And do with it. Major
Velichko - wife of District Attorney, namely, the prosecutor
sometimes depends the proceedings. Since two years ago,
Velichko appointed prosecutor, his wife has grown from
lieutenant to major (and retired Colonel gone) and is often
prompted the leadership of political literate moves.
The agreed version in the mouths of all the stories
sounded the culprit as follows: "When I walked down the street,
I somehow hit from behind. I've lost consciousness. When I came
around there was nobody, just lay four corpses. Pistol at me,
too, was not. I immediately called the police station and
reported the incident. "Pistol, owned by opera, found on the
same day on the lawn one block from the scene. Prints, of
course, no. This version proved to be beneficial for the
operator. Since the other witnesses did not was written off by
the murder of an unknown attacker.
True, instead of a criminal case on officer SD formed
visyak. But it's not so scary. This visyak, as is customary in
those places will be decommissioned on the first killed by
bandits.
Summed up the technique
Two of his friends restore their financial position easy
way - robbery. They got somewhere balloon with nerve gas, at
the sight of whose citizens informed from the press about the
extraordinary effectiveness of this weapon, they preferred to
part with money.
Four of expropriation were successful, and the fifth time
the unexpected happened. Cavalier girls got into a fight. One
he Knocked once, the other knocked the knife. The robber picked
up his bottle and pressed ... Woke up he was in the police
department. Two sergeants spit spray in his hands and from time
to time, with a laugh pressed the trigger. Each time you click
from there flew a trickle of water.
Religionist
Sergei operas of the N-th police station stood in the
street appointed place and waited for the girl. Every minute he
looked at his watch, and the girls did not come. Sergei began
to get nervous. At this point, approached him and insinuating
he asked the boy:
- Young man, do you believe in God?
- Get out!
Friend all did not appear. Sergey thought, I do not prefer
Is she so hairy student. The boy continued:
- Young people at the meeting of our Church of Christ ...
- I told him disappear!
Once again, looking at his watch, Sergei realized that she
will not come. He definitely upset.
- A young man, belief in God give you comfort and ...
Here Sergei knew on whom he now picks evil:
- Cid! Documents!
The boy's face changed, and then ran away. But the operas
was quicker, rolled and dragged him to the department. And has
already started write a report that he allegedly used foul
language cursing in a public place. But then came on duty and
said that a detainee during the inspection found the state
awards. Not one, not two as many as nine medals and five
medals. Sergey, of course, there also wrote another report that
to him, say, an unknown citizen approached and offered to buy
the awards.
It turned out that the guy proceeds of speculation state
awards was not enough, and he hired to American preachers
agitate for their church. But the career of a missionary is not
successful, and had a haircut in the "monks".
Happy New Year, Prometheus!
He worked in the police department Ensk Korean, Kim. On
the form - the usual Korean: height 160, weight 50. But Kim was
the champion in his weight on something east. This is very
helpful to him to persuade offenders.
This story happened to Kim in the New Year. He saw
as the two robbed some institution: one down from the window
computer and the other to accept it. Strongly approaching
thieves, the operas of "persuaded" to surrender in his usual
style. True, and the computer crashed and crashed, but it does
not matter. There was a question on conveyance of criminals.
Each of them was twice as heavy as Kim, that is delivered
personally, he could only one. The yield was found is simple:
one of the bandits pulled Kim back into the room and handcuffed
to a radiator. Then, rassovav the pockets of thieves tools,
raised the second and walked with him to the squad.
In the office camera arrived at 22:30 and ... New Year's
Eve, he met ibid. Then he mentioned the detention, then
something else. In general, the other criminals recalled on
January 2 in the afternoon. That survived he spent two days
chained in an empty room, to describe I do not presume. But
this was a rare case where the offender was extremely happy to
visit the police.
(To be continued)
