Once the New Year
(R) Draws gathered Alexey Baranov.
... One man is asking for a long New Year with a friend, who
decided to spend New Year's Eve with his family at his dacha in
the woods. Familiar reluctantly agreed: "Wait for us on
December 31 at 21.30 near the forest on the highway. We have a
car, you capture." Obsessive friend was delighted and came to
the appointed place. Two hours passed - no one. After another
half an hour he begins to slow down passing cars, cursing
furiously. Moreover, no one stops, and with every minute of
machines becomes less and less. Zamerznuv finally, he goes to
the nearby bushes to recover. Suddenly, lit candles and
sparklers, from nowhere, appeared smiling owners give to their
friends. Picking up on his hands guest, they carried it to the
house, which was ... a hundred meters from the road.
... In the kindergarten set a festive presentation. One of
the Young educators preparing for the holiday reluctantly -
have already long time since the kindergarten physical
education teachers were enemy number one. A young man once
tried to reconcile with the girl, but always received a
decisive rebuff. At the matinee teacher was supposed to be Baba
Yaga. According to the scenario at the end of the submission
Yaga falls to his knees and with all apologies to Santa Claus
"for their crimes." The role of Santa Claus for a long time
remained at issue and at all rehearsals woman apologized to the
"air". What was surprising, "Baba Yaga" when the matinee in
Santa Claus costume she saw before her ... sporty. But to do
nothing. And then, kneeling, Yaga to beg forgiveness of the
same, and did so sincerely, that the whole pedkollektiv
kindergarten together applauded. A relationship two staff
members so warmed, that they even ... married.
... This young man decided to play a trick on her boyfriend,
who has long been unable to find work in their professions - he
was translator from Arabic. The man told a friend that in
Khabarovsk in a prestigious company requires just know Arabic.
Joker was surprised when "Arab" does not come to him on
December 31 celebrate the New Year. A midnight rang out
long-distance phone call. From the tube in addition to
profanity heard the words: "This company in Khabarovsk does not
exist!" It turned out that the hapless boyfriend calling from
... Siberia. Who knew he really believe?
... Dressed Santa Claus and and made-up beyond recognition,
the young couple went to play their friends. The same, having
read that before the New Year flats under the guise of heroes
go robbers and swindlers, Guests were fully armed. At first,
seeing "the grandfather and granddaughter in peephole and
opened the door for a long time. The guests were not going to
go away, calling and knocking insistently. The hosts also so
terrified that "not know" votes of their friends. And when,
finally, Snow Maiden grandfather burst into the apartment, the
first on himself took head of the family, the second - his wife
and child. Once on "Granddaughter of Santa Claus" and poured
the bucket of water with her tears, make-up, little Sasha
shouted: "Mom, look, it's Aunt Lena!" And the mother replied
calmly: "What are you, just do not understand? Stranger we
would not opened.
Congratulate!
(C) Alex Trofimov (2:50 / 521.73)
Hi, fidoshniki!
Soon, a can and a large screen of the day, the numbers will
swap nA nA kalendare +1'. Maybe I'll be able svyazat these
things event with these strokami, togda pozdravlyu vas ...
Relatives of my (all-all-all and Winnie Vpuh) reppera and
rokera, poets and philosophers, privetchiki and unjust, stylish
and vulgar, diesel and single! Vas a pen and not opisat pisom
not an opera! Vas tak a lot! Each time you personally but I
want nalozh .. .. Ugh ... nazhelat in the coming year
zaychika-pleyboychika takogo: zhelayu academic excellence, sea
udachi dachi and the sea, do not be ill, not Drink! Zhelayu
halyavy - is sacred! Zhelayu love - it halyava! Harod, zhelayu
pridumat 100 new anekdotov, a fact they have not funny!
Zhelayu! Zhelayu! Delayte everything to zhelanie not propadalo!
I bet not poderetes? HAPPY NEW YEAR, years ... or HOW vas tam?
Ubegayu I pora! Pakost naposledok: catch the snow - devchatam
in cheek, patsany dodge!
Vash ANTON.
Big P.S. Harod! In this year: the ignition of fires, paddock
sobak, fishing and shooting wild game, vypas and pasture skota,
a takzhe crawled snakes vyporos pigs, horses and vyzhereb
vykobyl loshadey, scrape eggs hatched from the eggs of birds,
vykukol babochek and muskrat muskrats, smoked chickens and
vypryg Kangaroo obgad romashek, pulling berries, and cut down
lesa and vylom branches zaytsa hunted down, think it is true
vypug tetereva, exhalation vdoha, removal tela, you nas za nose
- we vas on the ear, exhaust gazov, miscarriage musora, brood
of geese, geek people vyplav stali, swim, sit, vypendr fraerov,
a shot of Aurora, beg for money, vymushtr soldat, vytrus mats
vypal from okna, riser children otters in gamakah, wipe your
lips and staring glaz, vychih nasmorka, vytrep and razbreh
gosudarstvennyh tayn, vykus nakosi and nakos vykusi, lambing,
calving and atas, a glavnoe, zaglyad and zalaz a dupla to smoke
the bees and ottuda rasprobom meda was banned and PREKRASCHEN !
Davayte, drink tam za delat razreshenie it all!
Alex 'Lorn aka Anton!
