Memo celebrate New Year
(C) 1995 Owls Teleport
Before you begin the New Year (H.g.), quietly put it in his
pocket a piece of paper on which states your name, name,
address, blood type and number of years, which you decide to
meet.
Just before you begin any meeting H.g.,
check out:
whether an explosive device under the door of your
apartment, check out how to bag and pockets of visitors;
rassazhivayas for holiday table, make sure that next to you
there are no foreign subjects.
Noticing something suspicious in his chair, do not rush to
him to sit down, and it is better to switch places with a
neighbor.
Wizards of the explosive case learned their dangerous device
manufacturing in the form of Christmas toys, a variety of
decorations, all sorts of treats in colorful packages, so even
before meeting H.g. vacate the apartment from all this.
Opening a bottle of champagne, check carefully: Do not
summed up her posting. If you see something that looks like,
nor Do not open it, and pass a neighbor and quietly leave the
room, firmly closing the door.
It's a shame would be if you're avoiding the explosive
surprises that go wrong in the choice of beverage. With so many
fakes, you as a miner can make a mistake only once.
Now: how to distinguish between alcoholic beverage factory
production of fakes.
Have a look at the contents of the bottle to the light. If
you find a cake more than 3 inches, then a good shake and pour
into glass. Do not rush to drink the contents of the glass and
throw it a few grains of potassium permanganate. If, after this
drink has not changed color, continue to take the time to drink
it, and try to let the neighbor.
If you choose to remember the neighbor, it is better for
this open another bottle.
During the meeting H.g. Try to observe the blackout,
in the lighted window, you represent an ideal target for
killer.
But at the same time, a small light should be not to
thought that the house is unoccupied, and not try to rob your
apartment.
Dress for the meeting H.g. most conveniently in a khaki
vest. And be careful in the choice of guests. Do not invite a
Guests armed people unfamiliar to you. Try not to plant close
together representatives of the warring criminal groups. If you
follow these tips, then you have a good chance to successfully
meet the New Year.
Happy New Year to you!
With the new happiness!
