Humor
Friends of hams! In electronics, as well as
in any other area of professional
human activity, has its own
Professional terminoogiya.Suschestvuyut
Laugh as jokers and that this
terminology deliberately or accidentally
distort and transform into a professional
zhargon.Eti words alterations cling
life, living in a professional language and
often used by specialists
along with usual terminami.Mnogie of
alterations can be called masterpieces
witty thought. Today in your court, we
expose alteration, aphorisms and shutki.Vot
they are:
* Bredohranitel
* Loop marazmagnichivaniya
* Zhudko-kristallchesky indicator
* The current confusion
* Funktsianalnaya scheme
* Parallel cake
* Strogoskopichesky ovtselograf
* Relay burden
* Chistotomer
* Exhausting
* Durabotka
* Homutator
* Mudifikatsiya
* Religious apparatus
* Nomeronaviratel
* Svetoidiot
* TOP on a ferrite ring Mobius
* Pistol-centenary of pi
* Before turning assembled amplifier
Do not forget vypayat of his weekend
transistors and other valuable items
* Capacitor 1 par n.os can
replaced by two 0.5 ear
* LAZ Lviv Bus Plant began
Issue Chipset 155LAZ.Ot popular
bus it differs less
size and has 14 legs, which
can move independently
to the place ustanovki.Pavlovsky bus
Plant PAZ responded to this initiative
Products will release 572PAZ.Ona
different high cross
due to the higher count nozhek.Eta
chip DACs for deliveries to Ukraine
will be issued under the name Katsap
* Long live the Fido and FI after midnight!
* PIVANET is the first network in the USSR
* The motto of the hacker: "Copy Right"-copied
true!
* Seven poverty a RESET
* World DOOMu your
* Our advertising in the goods does not need
* Watch commander with zuboneprokusaemym
Strap and Johansen
Hours are 8 of them strelok.Chetyre
show time remaining, spare,
to knock down the probable collision
protivnika.Pri their manufacture
use the best Western technology:
-Explosion welding
-Riveted "on gas"
-Assembly sober.
Gold-plated galvanized housing
tungsten.
If swallowed, hours of sand
they will begin work as sand.
In the dark hours in a whisper said: "Do not
Fear not, I'm with you! ".
Buy Watches komndirskie! This will
most pleasant hours of your life!
* Our regime-nazhremsya and lay
* To BEER or not to BEER, that is the question!
* S2N5ON_2h100
* Results of analysis: your blood alcohol
not detected
* Husband to his wife:
-Here, read an article about rybkah.Ty quite
could learn from their silence ...
-First you teach them to drink only
water!
* Bill Clinton's wife
* Women who smoke kills cancer
* Tonkompenisirovanny regulator
* Do you believe that I have the gift? "Yes, I
I believe that you love the gift have
* Who has the propensity to mathematics? Bury
spade and extract roots!
* We were born to make a painful tale
* It's dark days brighter future
* Are you scared, do not, do, do not be afraid
* Difficult to treat, it is easy in paradise
* Sold nervous system is in excellent
state-factory with half-turn
* The last laughs best who are not savvy
* Old people because so love to give good
tips that can no longer give bad
Examples
Smehoteshilis: A. Tsvetkov, E. Lukin, V. Petrov,
Yu Tomchuk, M. Mitrofanov,
Paul Sidi, M. Kvitkin,
A. Marushchak, A. Kondaurov,
F.de Laroche-Foucault
P.S. The material is taken from there. "RadioHobby"
April 1998
Reprinted Rozhkov Aleksanr (RA)
Tel.72-38-78 (16.00-19.00)
