HOMER SIMPSON IN RUSSIA
(C) Profi'99
Especially for "KrNews"
So there you go, now mostly
"Profi" I will write a description, and the BBSnom undergo
re-toy to miss nothing, and then zaF.CKayut:) To begin with,
that advise you to avoid all walkable places in the game and
remember what and where it was. OK? More ...
Initially, we go to my grandfather retired and talk with him
on a recipe moonshine but the old fart remembered what it
blintsy you supposed he should. Sending in my heart my
grandfather go to hell you do no more how to go aimlessly ...
Eyes resulted in a neighbor's garden, where in the upper right
corner you will find a frying pan and into the opposite corner
- key. Glad finds you ran to the house of a pensioner, and
opening the door key to get inside. Finding the kitchen and
applying where the pan you baked pancakes and styanuv together
with a table sausage left the house. Having carried blintsy
pensioner received very valuable advice, namely -
collect a pension. Think you have gone up,
and then left along the road. Approaching the Hatch
where lives a mechanic, very successfully exchanged
sausage on key 17x19. Leaving him, and
Found 2 door key went to the fecal
station, where they took a hammer and porazbivali all the
windows. After all the offense you wanted not to destroy, but
to build or even repair, therefore, taking a wrench, you went
Right down the road, repairing the path of all the bridges. At
one of the islands you find decent pants, wearing them happily
discovered that you can now carry on a view more. After
visiting the post office was clear that without paper pensions
are not seen. Having come back into the house of a pensioner,
your eye fell on a TV that repaired fairly quickly with a hammer
and the key next to the TV have seen the
cabinet, one hammer blow was
enough for this junk inside was a pension certificate. Taking
him, but at the same time and ran to fekalku styanuv
there is a piece of cheese you boldly go to the post.
Incidentally, almost all items can be left only on grass, while
some only where taken. At the post office upon presentation of
certificate and giving bribes in the form of cheese, get a
pension. We are pleased to run to his grandfather. After
receiving the next task, taking a hammer, wrench and money
go to speculators, where he opened a jar
You with a slight accent will report that
without the cans of milk will not let go. Drum
is close to the speculator in the north-west, buying milk, and
having come from him to his grandfather, we learn the terrible
secret of distilling, it turns out to wash need Frog, but
killing a hammer a few frogs, it becomes clear that will not be
able to catch them so simple, and having come of advice from
his grandfather wants to kill him, it turns out the frog no
longer needed. And this old marazmatik now wants beer well that
his house nearby, and run over there You took a beer from the
fridge, leaving the House opened the cork on the door jamb.
Upivshis with a half bottle grandfather finally lost his memory
and mind, began to demand their pensions. Nothing ostaetsya do
both again to go to speculators and demand their money back
citing that milk TURNED heard the insults, but take the money
again goes to my grandfather, who by this time completely
sinter and become vozmuschatsya about a small pension. You spit
on my grandfather went to look for money, but instead found
something akin to moonshine, proved to devaysom firm "Scorpion"
how to use it was apparently known only to the manufacturer,
so take the path you take out the floppy
and taking a knife who successfully pulled
from the sink in his grandfather's home, knocking on the road
all the bushes with a knife rushing to the post office where
FIDO write a letter to Comrade. Bosons, receive a reply, cut
wire on the phone and remembering the small pension grandfather
You decided that to blame the cashier,
Therefore, at first, "modestly" asking for money
and was refused - killed her. Hiding
knife in the sink, you ran back to his grandfather ... After
receiving a task to carry ingredients in the apparatus of joy
ran to the fecal station, before it smashed with a hammer WC
grandfather and took podzhopnik, you threw a hammer near the
station took the splinter broken glass earlier tried to cut a
berry. Cut a berry you react glass in place, and throwing
podzhopnik, seizing wire goes to the moonshine, which cleared
him and throwing a berry watch as he started to work. But this
is probably not all, do you think and run to his grandfather
for the following instructions. On Your question about when are
we going to cook vodka gimlet grandfather vaguely that here
they say it is bad and he wants to sleep, throwing
grandfather on his shoulder did you take him home to bed, and
tried to learn What next? But drunken mug only moaned. Sighing
and thinking you've decided to make peace with the speculator,
taking 1p. 20k. strolled toward him. For money, the speculator
will tell you that the brew is ready, the joy you wanted to do
something - anything terribly funny, so he took the house a
neighbor watch, and in the public toilet dynamite, you
recklessly rushed to mechanic who lives in the hatch, taking
at the same time just in case and wrench.
After a short conversation made the mechanic
You a bomb to blow up an issue where, until advised to hide in
the stove. Do not understand Russian humor Simpson (ie you)
take advice at face value and ran into the house of his
grandfather (but you can and fecal station) to hide the bomb
... I went to count 9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1.0.
The game is over.
I want to thank the authors for a very cool toy, I hope all of
it, too liked it, so we are waiting to continue;)
ZX-WINWORD v2.1
24 April 1999,19:38:13.
P.S.
By the way congratulations KASRa, he now
BIRTHDAY, accept my congratulations and wish you
you all the best!
Profi aka Andrew Budanok
