How to Use Beer in the bar.
Instructions for beginners beer (develops a methodological
Center for Professional regulars BEER England, Scotland,
Ireland, Holland and Germany).
(C) Although the kill, I do
not remember.
Taken from ekhi BEL.BEER.
Classic problem in the use of beer and how they
elimination.
1. PROBLEM: The taste of beer is not there, we lost a sense of
lazhdeniya mug is transparent to light.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAILURE: A mug is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy another mug
beer.
2. PROBLEM: The taste of beer is not there, we lost a sense of
lazhdeniya, shirt wet from the collar and
below.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: Do not open your mouth or mug
is brought is not there.
Solution: It should work out the mirror.
3. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAILURE: Incorrect position
mugs.
Solution: Set the cup so that the foam was
directed toward the ceiling.
4. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: Insufficient control of
bladder function.
Solution: Stand near the dog with a collar, through the
few minutes required to master
Animal compensation in the form of
several
kruzhechek beer.
5. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: You are looking at the floor through
bottom of an empty cup.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another cup
beer.
6. SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAILURE: Unsustainable seat without
back.
Solution: Insert broom bristles under his jacket down
to provide additional support.
7. FAULT: Paul went.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: You are.
Solution: If you are not in another pub,
Call for help. After, ask com
compensation in the form of a few beers.
8. FAULT: Lighting lamps - on the wall.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: You have fallen on its side.
Solution: Ask someone to put you in
Rack and after strongly demand a
Several kruzhechek beer.
9. PROBLEM: I do not see a broken cigarette in his mouth.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: You have fallen on his stomach.
Solution: See paragraph 8.
A. PROBLEM: Around rapidly darkens.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAILURE: a) Beer bar closes;
b) You fall asleep with
poluzak rytymi eyes.
Solution: a) check with others, where the nearest
a bar and ask include
you there;
b) To wake up and ask for a beer
B. FAULT: You wake up in cold, wet and gesture
Coy bed.
PROBABLE CAUSE OF FAULT: You have fallen into the ditch.
Solution: Ask for time at the passers-by - if beer
bar is open, go there, if not sleep
further.
