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(C) IMPERIO
Beer ... From an early age is the word deep
sunk into the soul of each, has been a source
the existence of mankind. Sometimes
We do not even know that they are able to
for a glass of the drink of the gods, for the sake of
foaming life-giving moisture, well-known
all like beer.
Spectrum ... How old is the word
as well as beer, affect the most subtle chord of our souls,
makes a furious pounding rhythm of our hearts.
So there was life, that, contrary to
around these two things tied their fate,
doubly so please and disappoint us.
You can count on the fingers of those individuals who
understand my words. This those who like to combine business
with pleasure, those whose body does not work lemonade and
mineral water, namely, the resourceful zaboristom and beer. And
I hope everyone understands that the best use of this buzz
Ambrosia is not in the basement and not in the pub, and in
front of his Speccy, during Neh. ystvennyh intellectual ferment
and creative implementation. Look at life
sober (!) - how many there it remained,
we have a bunch of Chernobyl mutant
We breathe this shit ... Beer
Just as beautiful as it displays the most radiation, leads the
mind in such a state that is not achieved by the use of other
drinks (well, vodka, of course, an exception, but more on that
in the next issue).
How to start using beer? Before
rookie always gets the mass of so-called questions about it.
I'll try consider the most common
of them and give full and covering the answers to them.
- BEER FAQ rel1.0 July 1999 -
Q: In the store I saw a Battle, I thought that if
monads and bought it. But when I tried, then
I realized that it is not. What is it?
A: Most likely this is a beer that
better for your body than the Limo
above, or vinegar, then simply need
necessary to find the first and second bust in
avoid fatal consequences.
Q: I want to start drinking beer, that for this
necessary?
A: It requires an iron will,
courage, determination, but most Chapter
vnym is roomy uric
bladder for temporary realtime con
Jania degradation products of beer.
Q: Yesterday tried beer, liked it.
Mother smelled jail shakedown and said that I -
wino. What should I do?
A: You can try to send a nurse podal
above the words "I have N years, or
buy heaped bubble Gama type
"Stimorol", "dirol", "donald" ...
Q: What kind of beer is better to start drinking?
A: Generally, all recommended to drink beer
Brest spill. On this 2 reasons:
the quality of the beer, not comparable
with any other, and relatively cheap
price. With regard to class, to begin with
la recommended "Belovezhskoe and Co.
Ron. "
Q: I saw a dark beer, but I'm afraid to drink it
due to the fact that the mate said that his
drink negros. Can I therefore
to be black?
A: A of forfeits you get an orange?
Q: What is a "shelf life" and what it
by eating?
A: "Shelf Life" - this is such a feature to
Thoraya indicates to what date you
You can safely drink it is this
Battle. When isteket shelf life, not
necessary to take a bottle of beer, Troch
money and send it to me for analysis of spacecraft
operation and tasting.
Q: I saw how the men stand in a queue for
in casting. But I did not sell th
We say that is too small still. What should I do?
A: Because of this difficult situation, there are several
to the outputs:
- The domain of the muzzle glued scheti
on, preferably black, and less
varies his voice, and then attempt to
repeats;
- Sought huckster who is behind glass
On most bottling, merchandised
You have the full prog;
- Opened his woman slurps on-prodavschi
zu. Desirable piercing-rezhu
schego tool for intimidation.
Q: When I drink beer Battle, I begin to throw
Camping on the people. Can I wild?
A: No, basically. In this case,
exists to cut the rate to half of Battle, or
opt out of this precious liquid
STI and try to replace it vodyaroy,
or anything else thread.
Q: After taking awfully want to
point. We have to frantically search for him,
to urinate. What will advise?
A: Why look for a point? Note
on the environment you are really on
wilderness around. All that
necessary - is a small shrub or
tree. Also come down to a nearby
dezd. Well, at least, we can use
use the proverb "where zhru, there
shit. "
Q: In the shop hangs a logo is "beer with 16 years of age."
And why 16?
A: Because before you begin traded
lyat beer, need to learn and find
their place in life, to taste the sweetness
infancy, for beer change children
skoe worldview that makes people
to look at things differently, here.
Q: When open the bottle, the beer starts
dekranchitsya on my pants. What to do?
A: It is ironic sounds, but
this complex situation exists Euclidean
flax simple solution: give up
pants and wearing a short outfit,
such as shorts, trousers, or other de
Weiss: (
Q: Please Give the money to buy yaschi
ka beer!
A: Buy 4 boxes of vodka consumers, hand over
those battles in the near PPST, and buy
imagine a case of beer. Even children at Shockaloo
DKI will remain.
- End of FAQ! -
And finally, people start eating this foamy drink and the
true gods, and not wishing to combine it with
their creativity ...
