And here is pretty old, but very funny text. Meanwhile,
who have not yet read it, especially the fans modem connection,
it will hopefully take a couple of pleasant moments.
Description ESNNS
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(Unified standards on soviet sysop)
1. General Provisions
1.1 This standard is designed to detect the total mass of
specific individuals who have received the scientific name of
sysops [ SysOp - an exact translation of this word is unknown
to us, but shall us that this is a medical term].
1.2 Persons satisfying this formal document prepared for life
the title or sysop Psisop [see below].
2. Characterization
2.1 General condition
- Unshaven (continuing in the same degree)
- Beer (substitute - lemonade)
- Mayonnaise (in store)
- Cats (under the bed)
- Non-standard understanding of the word "It"
- First thought when a friend request to write to him on the
tape something from the world of classical music - "Damn, it is
another hour format :-(".
- Reaction to the word TOWER - , <Enter>.
Option for GoldED - <R> <M>.
- Has an unhealthy reaction to the word "general"
- Are absent any notion of time, chicle, day of the week
mecyatse ...
2.2 Must
- Snap with the codeword "ATS"
- Awake to hear the subway phrase "hendsheyk faylyure"
- Nostalgically to perceive the word Bowhill
- Wide open eyes at the sight of rows CONNECT 17689/VOICE
- Talk at the same time in a tube "ATDP03 |"
- Understand that DZ - this is not the initials, and the
diagnosis, that KGB is alive healthy, and always with us!
- Be able to squeak at least for 1200
- Not to be confused with the answer whistle V23
2.3 Specific actions
- Before opening the door double-clicks <ESC>
- All sorts of attempts to immediately extinguish the flame
- Tells his wife when she goes to sleep: "Here is one note to
finish reading, and come ..." - Inscription on the stalls
reads: "Ludmila - Your RELIABLE COMPRESSED Partner
- Sometimes goes to a military department to study rockets
2.4 Special features
- Inexplicably wants to eat at half past three in the morning.
As in rest of the time. :)
- Red eyes (the sysop:)
- Swollen fingers (moved down the roof pinched ...)
- A permanent desire spaaaa-ah-ah-ah-............... at
Condition almost stable since sleeps fitfully, and within sight
of komputera. Wakes up every half hour and anxiously looking at
the screen - not a glitch .... - Sharply raised, heard the hiss
of a passionate carrier'a - Graduated from the institute,
forgets to take a diploma
2.5 Dreams
- Modem to 115200 and communication with everyone around the
clock and without a single Error
- To get naked Santa sheepskin Mules firm with payment by fax
2.6 Unconditional reflexes
- When he hears a joke type ':)'
- After the phone call all the time trying to press Alt + Q,
Alt + X or Esc, depending on the picture on the screen
blizhlezhaschego computer
- The recruitment of long-distance telephone number after the
number 8 seconds waiting, saying in his head Wwwwwww ....; if
busy, then considers four BUSY, and only then clicks on the
reset
2.7 innermost desires
- In the morning: sleep
- Evening: a cup of coffee
- Continuously: USR HST 14400e, cigarettes, lots of floppy
disks, hyphae, sleep, 486 - rare: cory, format, ie, to explain
something - Never: wash, shave, get married
3. Classification SysOr s
Sysop with strong psychic potential is called Psisop. The main
differences from the normal (meaning sysop:): willpower catches
busy and loses carrier (once all hold no obtained), the modem
is very responsive to it and worked out a conditional reflex:
the words "connect, bitch !!!!" responsible CONNECT 2400, and
the phrase "right now ... [let it be hrenaknetsya]" - NO
CARRIER.
Represents one of the varieties of zombies - as soon as the
chief says echidna voice code phrase "here account for
Intercity come ...", also deletes itself, or falls into a rage
(Also the variant "tower"). May also be cheerfully answered (in
Depending on the interests of the head):
1) Fresh AIDSTEST the source
2) BC + + 3.0
3) Ehi commercial and added: "directly rocked, here!".
Notes:
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This document is an official and binding ispolneniya throughout
Scoop [options: CIS CCCR].
For the development of this document was created a special
department by developing uniform standards for shovels sisopov
consisting of: Gleb Mitin, Mikel Lavrentyev, Igor Grischenko,
Vadim Gerasimov, Harry Nikolayev, Fyodor Ustinov, Gosha
Zafievsky, Roman Trunov, Sasha Vishnevetsky, Oleg Mazurow,
Nicolas Rodionov, Asy Patrysheva, Andrey Filimonov, Igor
Kaminskiy.
--- GEcho / beta
* Origin: The student MIREA - a diagnosis! (2:5020 / 48.6)
