INTRO
Hi Everyone!
(C) Klim 'Wild / oHg / XXL
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I swear to God I do not know, I'm Juli, mulberries (chki)
vasche trying to do, and besides piss really want
therefore, I will go "pee", giving the word
KLIM-y.
Type ups. Shit on dick, current villages, but
I hear someone's wet shagi.Kto something goes here
or me. Oops, yes it is WILD ...
- Che already?
- Well, how would almost.
- That is, almost piss?
- No, I almost ran ...
- Then get away to the corner and yet stechesh,
do not come to me and not sit on the couch, and
I'll go take a shit.
...... five-minute pause .......
Voice of the toilet:
- WILD, where the paper take?!
- There, on the left on the shelf, only BIRDIE
Thou shalt not take, take "ABZ @ C".
- I mean, "ABZETS?
- I mean "fucking."
........
- I have them in my mouth all fucked!
- Who?
- Bulchukeya and company!
- A Th wrong?
- Yes Paper hurting quality, hand slipped, and now all back in
shit! - Take revenge upon them.
- What by a dick?
- Send fresh DonNews, a blank floppy disk
their asses pokalechat. Just got it on
"3,5", from her pieces anymore.
- Why?
- As it is, "Why?"
- Well, what they have done us wrong?
- They tell us nothing, and here we are with it ...
(Voice of Tatiana, Tiffany WILD-a:)
- Mike, you're the phone!
- Opa, and me to the phone.
- Oops, but I was a TV.
- KLIM, so if you do not know yet, it's not TV, and monitor.
- I know, but I have a TV.
......
- Who rang?
- Telephone.
- Juli does he want?
- Who?
- TV.
- I do not know him you saw.
- A Hooley to look at him, he did me a dick
not shown.
- And you turn it on?
- Yeah, I changed the batteries in the remote.
- And where did you get fresh batteries?
- From your PAGER-and pulled out.
- And who there "vnul?
- Yes dick knows.
- And where did you get the remote?
- Your children have brought it to me, and between
Incidentally, had been given.
- A show-me one of his.
- Yes to look, but only in my hands.
- Fuck, yeah that's my "sotik.
- Yes, what a dick on the difference, if the telly is not
work.
- How do you zaphal by a dick in his battery
of PAGER-eh?
- And you fuck it?
- No, not really, but ...
- Yes Hooley then yours "but ...", sotik a dick
I have, I also gave him, yeah, well
said: "Uncle Grisha, Happy New Year !!!".
- And you eblan did not cut through that tube telecom boards
are very rare; especially if the telly - "Spring", a remote
"MOTOROLLA". - Yes I poebat, most importantly, I have
"Sotik" but you already no.
- And I'll now calls zaebu.
- I SIMM-card tomorrow will do so.
- A day off tomorrow, and offices MEGAFON-a
do not work.
- I'm not in a hurry.
- And I, I, and me, but right now how to give pussy
fucked, so that ass is wider shoulders would be!
- Dick And you catch up with me!
- A Hooley you catch up, you yourself on the stairs and back
ebneshsya break! - Who?
- Himself Down!
- And you went on the dick!
- And do not dick so yelling obscenities, then the way my
children are near somewhere.
(In the half-open door put his head
Andrew, the youngest son WILD-a):
- Sitsyas all pizdyuley navesayu !!!!!!!
(Door closes, the head remains, because
the door is closed slyshetsya joyous laughter
Alexey, the eldest son WILD-a).
....... a half-hour break .......
- Well, not dick me ...
- And you thought you got a story??
- Well, the children went ...
- And what about all of daddy.
- Yes, I like the mat is not particularly ...
- And you got to do with? I said that they
a dad ... Oh well ... !!!!!!
Next comes a flood of words and expressions that
on moral and ethical reasons, removed
censorship.