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Doorbell.
- Santa Claus ordered?
- Yes.
- Give me the money!
- And where is Santa Claus?
- You Th, bratello in memory? You are ordered it!
The negotiation point.
"... Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. 4 cabin" ... ... "Bishkek. No.
not responding "... ..." Velikoblya ... Velikablya ... Ugh!
Who ordered England, go into the second cab ... "
Student time off with a lecture from Professor:
- Professor, I have a sore throat.
After the lecture, the professor returns home and sees
that time off student walking with awesome lady.
Professor beckons students to him and says:
- Dear, yes with a sore throat you need in bed
lie.
Train. In the coupe sitting two men. Cross the border.
Collapse three customs officers. - Drugs, weapons, currency?
- No, thanks. Two tea, if not more difficult.
Is cow housing estate:
- Milk, cheese, sour cream!
Nobody pays attention. Cow again:
- Milk, cheese, sour cream!
In the end, despairing:
- Milk, cheese, sour cream, beef, finally!
Yesterday, Boris Yeltsin spent the whole day with the
documents. He again looked at his passport, military ID and a
birth certificate.
Last night unknown outrage over a monument to Ivan Susanin in
Kostroma. On the left hand Bronze hero they put a compass in
the right put the card. The pedestal of the monument beyond
recognition disfigured by inscriptions in Polish.
