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Summed up the lottery "Windows 95":
1.Vyigrala by Microsoft.
2.Razygrany millions of dummies.
I was told that my cat to use the name in
as a password to "root" - a bad tone. I'm not going to change!
I'm so used to qZ! 813_gg1 ...
-How do you explain the increased in recent business
Activity of our President?
-Replacing the processor to Pentium III. Sorry, left the old
operating system ...
In America.
-Izzy, as will be in English "for"?
-Why do you want?
-I want to talk with the nigger in his car.
Late Vovochka enters the class. No hello, no caps removed.
Teacher sternly: -Vovochka! Immediately go out and come again!
-Damn! .. Right Windows a ...
Kettle, who distinguishes the keyboard from the washboard and
the mouse from an iron only by the lack of grip ...
A sign in the doctor's office: flowers and candy do not drink
There are two men:
-Where are you?
Yes-fly eggs.
In-store or something?
-No, to the bathhouse ...
