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(C) MELTED SNOW 1997
Begins a new year and I decided to write as a gift
something special. This time, I suggest you a few axioms,
elaborated on the basis of "Murphy's Law," or speak Russian Law
"meanness". Yes, using the case, congratulations ETERNITY
INDUSTRY New Year and all the users machine ZX-SPECTRUM. So:
Universal laws, based on "Murphy's Law"
1. Any error that may vkratsya in any report required
vkradetsya it. 2. If the error in the calculation corresponds
to more than one person - not found guilty.
3. Any device that requires at least an easy adjustment and
control, usually not amenable to neither drugomy. 4. The lost
thing, there is not before you buy to replace her friend,
exactly the same. 5. The fact that you keep for too long, you
can throw it away. As soon as you throw, it is urgently needed.
6. Regardless of where you go, it's always uphill and against
the wind. 7. Reliability is inversely proportional to the
number and employment status of persons being watched. 8. All
great discoveries are made by mistake. 9. A man with a watch
knows for sure - the hour, the person having a few hours,
nothing is sure. 10. You can not say anything about the depth
of puddles, until you get into her.
11. It is impossible to correctly identify in advance which
side of the sandwich smeared with oil. 12. If nothing else
helps, read the finally statement. 13. If the facts do not
podverzhdayut theory, they are needed immediately refuse.
14. Never argue with a fool - people might not notice any
difference between you. 15. The total amount of intelligence on
the planet - is constant, while the human population is growing
steadily.
