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(C) Paracels
Heeya! I'm back again!
After a long silence, I finally can tell you a couple
interesting things.
Thus, the first news that I want to tell you, regards
me personally and Voronezh group Inside Law. Just recently I
learned that was held in Voronezh Festival of Children's
Computer Creativity, and a member of the IL, namely Sergei
Popov, took on it the first place with his picture on the pC.
It would seem that nothing unusual, in contrast, we could
congratulate him on his victory, but the thing is, with a
picture Sergei took the first place? S moya was the picture
(from our demo 'CLIMBATIZE') featuring Keith Flint and Liam
Howlett from my favorite band The Prodigy. Ideally, the picture
was black and white, but Inside Law drag it to the pC,
reinstall my klikuhu and absolutely mediocre painted screen'u.
I have raspechatochka this "masterpiece" ...
How do you think I felt when I heard about that
some Popov took my picture and distorted, and even took her to
by the first place? .. Recently we got a program QSV (Quick
Screen Viewer) by Abba / Inside Law, which we liked very much,
and we've already been gathered elsewhere to write greetings to
Inside Law, but after they learned that they did not know what
to think about this group. My personal opinion about it very
spoiled, and all because of some pseudo-artist, able only to
throw someone else schedule magic'om, drag it to the pC and
issue for her.
I would appeal to the entire Inside Law. Guys, what do you
doing?? Is it difficult to draw themselves at least chtonibud?
At the very least would somehow indicate the real author
pictures, or at least drop me a letter with thanks You did not,
and now all offer just send you fuck, but I have to postpone it
in the hope that you vsetaki obsnite me you are coming or just
apologize, and if Mr. you're too cool to apologize to some
lamer, you sincerely hope that you to death torment the
conscience, if you have it all there ... I would not want to
overwhelm you fuck'ami!
Well, okay, can the leopard change his spots. Now I have
prepared for you, dear readers, that somehow elevate your mood,
something cool ... To write all the following article has
prompted me to 'APHORISMS' in newspaper 'REVIVAL', for which I
want to say 'thank you' to its author.
I understand that to hope that the following article does not
would be perceived as hitting, stupid and so I will look
wait for a response from Vel'a articles, which I hope will
serve me new source of aphorisms ...
So now you have to read the top five (more
not found) aphorisms of Kovrov newspaper ZX-PILOT. Author
all utterances is Vel-editor of this newspaper. In the process
of reading, I can not guarantee you a 100% assimilation of
information, what is hopefully not my fault, but I can
guarantee 100% or even 50% of pleasure, but only if you do not
Vel; here neither I nor the medicine or what can not help.
Well, get ready ... Let's go!!!
In fifth place Vel'a philosophical reflections on the hints
that can be understood by no means all:
5. "Some Starn you hints, PLS, and if so
Some can not understand your hints in another way, the
and should not be so hint. "
Vel / Zx-Pilot # 15
Thank you Vel, that obsnil me as necessary, and how not to
insinuate. This will be my lesson for life.
On the fourth, but not the worst place, ashamed of the whole
Received Buzz, the phrase:
4. "And how can all get bored with something that you, dear
May edition of Buzz, little time or during
generally do not read. "
Vel / Zx-Pilot # 11
I hope everyone understands what we are paying very little
time or do not read ...? Strange, but I do not! Perhaps I
should learn from Vel'a express their thoughts so that it was
not clear just so arrogant and stupid people like me: 8)
In third place meteorologically apt observation Vel'a:
3. "It's been his deputy for the windows, and on a
calendar month, de December. "
Vel / Zx-Pilot # 17
Zama, not winter - it is so written in Vel'a. But in this
;-) Think about the essence of this phrase, of course, winter
and December is not have nothing in common. Takogo simply can
not be that winter and December existed simultaneously. This is
out of the ordinary, just a natural phenomenon ;-))) ... We
must often look on the calendar, God forbid, the window will be
summer, but the calendar month of July ...
In second place is very long sentence, but here's how it
sense - to judge you:
2. "Now about the train. Do not rush, you're late already.
I
have not yet seen such a company that does not work
melt our intro. Well, if they do not work, then
it's their problem. So say those who switch
pages # FD ... "
Vel / Zx-Pilot # 16
Here I simply powerless to say anything, because simply
I understand that Vel meant. What a train, a # FD. Perhaps
here is just a complicated logic chain and train # FD is
closely related to each other, but I do with my IQ just do not
understand ...
Finally Meet our winner - the leader of today's top five -
Vel'a professor of medicine:
1. "It hurts everybody, everything (or not always) and
always."
Vel / Zx-Pilot # 15
I will not spoil your fun and leave the impression
from reading the pearl ...
Coming soon next BEST FIVE!
C Ya!!!
Sincerely, Alexander (Paracels).
