To the sounds of "PI"
(C) SerzhSoft, 2000.
SPECCY-SCENE JOKES
It is not recommended
read fellow with neuravnove
shennoy mentality and lack of
healthy sense of humor ...
Similarities to real
persons and events to
consider
friendly jokes author
and nothing more. :)
The author also brings
glubochay Chiyah apologies to
all those for whom
could not / did not have time
to write. ;)
May still be ahead! :))
- [01]
"Ehh, well, sushnyak! - Moaned Exploder, waking up with
worst hangover - to freshen up! "
... This is how the Refresh ...
- [02]
The spring mating dance and monkeys ... And only
unflappable Flying, despite prevailed around the mess,
completing the assembly JAM'a ...
- [03]
When Copper Feet did not know he needed algorithms, he came
in the near demoparty and getting drunk with grief, singing:
"The Union unbreakable ... "
- [04]
Converted from PC to Speccy he really liked the picture
Diver sly grin, put the number of second ZX-Spectrum and
manually Redraws all in pixels, do not forget to save
intermediate results to disk ...
- [05]
All began just great! Kodili DeMouy! Just super! In
breaks off in the time to pet toys and watch
best demos. The work prospered. Well, of course, noted ...
Relaxed, watched a bit porn ... Again noted. Here
suddenly came the aliens! It was noted by all-ashche on a grand
scale! Further, for some reason, the failure of the memory ...
Woke up in a zoo! She remembers nothing. Well, damn, history
full!
- [06]
"Good to be a king!" - Liked to talk RST # 7. Well, still,
because even if the party lay an egg and do for themselves "-
that it may well go down as much for "exclusive video" ...
- [07]
"And why the festival should be sure to go somewhere?" -
thinking Wlodek Black on Enlight-97 ... And next year, so
and did not go anywhere ...
- [08]
Had a nightmare once Diver'u: Fil and Gas-13,
banner "STOP CONVERTING!" And woke up in a cold Diver
sweat, and studies since then draw everything myself ...
- [09]
OLDMAN eerily like to play on the "Field of Miracles", but
as very difficult to guess the letters, then the cherished
dream of his was just Sector PLUS ... Yet not a dream come
true. And wiping avaricious man's tears, OLDMAN endows plus all
those only be able to ...
- [10]
"Well, where is the good uncle, Artie?" - Worried about the
guys on FunTop98 - "He did and feed, and watered, and the tale
will tell!" All-Union matinee was on the verge of failure ...
"And let it will invite druzhnenko ... Al-Ti! Ar-Tee! Ar-Tee!
... And then came Arty and ran Forever ...
- [11]
"Together cheerfully to walk on open spaces!" - Happily
humming SerzhSoft, sending the same page at once in two
journals and three newspapers ...
- [12]
"Damn it, and how would I make even one bit
squeezed twice? "- puzzled Hrumer.
... And came up with ...
- [13]
Demo Adrenalize constantly thrown into the most
Responsible places ... But as the transition between the parts
was made at the hardware level, all continued to work,
work and work!
- [14]
For several months Sergei Zonova tormented hangovers, creepy
headache, but most seemed insoluble question: how two
128'yh 256'oy computers to make one, but at the price of four
48'yh?
- [15]
Solely for self-improvement and development of force
IMP will have the second night of consecutive climbs of the
assembly, although his eyes more and more longingly stayed on
the disk with the inscription "Pro Tracker" ...
- [16]
Demiurge Ash, with a sigh, reluctantly closed a fascinating
"Mein Kampf", checked for loose shackles on his hands
victim, and not weakened if the gag, rather chuckled and went
refreshing but at the same time to make a daily night walk in
the cemetery, so M.M.A visit the tomb to check - not dug there
a new Born Dead ...
- [17]
"Yes, I ... Yes I am ... But I also none other than the
Leader Samara Hacker "- trying to convince himself MMA, but he
as myself and did not believe ...
... So call him UnBeliever'om ...
- [18]
Accidentally downloading pohmelyugi Deja Vu # 9 and fell in
screensaver, Phantom Lord could not understand - where is he
has released such a great magazine, and indeed all Scodie
this matter and to change your nickname in the French manner ...
- [19]
In the newspaper Optron the morning reigned unhealthy
recovery and gradually flowing into a desperate panic:
pack your bags, were written wills and farewell notes ...
... And on the table editor modestly nestled crumpled
trembling hand a short telegram: "Soon we shall PTA Team
team of authors zx-media "...
- [20]
At CC'999 vodka was a slop quality that under
morning all was well, very bad ... Volleys were so powerful that
and then had to write: "The glasses broke wind!"
On the culprits, "transmission of the Wind" history is
silent ...
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And finally some information that I will reveal to you by
closely guarded secret (just do not tell anyone !)...
So, as you know you know that:
- In the latter part of the demo Napalm (tunnel) the guys
from EI just forgot to put a delay (as in the other effects)
and why it all prosekli that this despicable anima ...
- To a certain group of Novgorod Razzlers begged for the
role dancers someone Arty, but it did not take ...
- All my free time is dedicated to archaeological MMA
surveys, and in particular the excavation and looting of the old
cemeteries and burial mounds (and you thought someone pyramids
in Egypt brushed ?!)...
- Phantom Lord is able to sing their songs are very high
voice, and it does not excist ...
- The familiar great zx-artist Paracels actually
colorblind, and paints everything in black and white monitor,
of which he still since nobody dared to say directly ...
- "Random" - it's actually a whole group of people each year
cast lots - who have go to another festival
Chaos Constructions ...
- Arty did not suspect that CC'999 performed exactly as
"Download Festival", and not necessarily "demoparty", as black
and white written in prize diplomas ...
- Any discussion on the topic "what is best - beef or
pork "and" how do you feel about kaniballizmu "Demiurge
Ash immediately tries to translate into something neutral ...
Whew, enough perhaps for now ... And, of course, a large
request to all of the above - in any case not to take
all this nonsense seriously, and remember that this is just
JOKES on Speccy and nothing more, nothing personal!
SPECCY-SCENE INFO
This text is recruited specifically for those who by reason
of maloinformirovannosti or congenital neprobivaemosti not
doponyal JOKES some of the previous article ... In any case,
real spektrumisty too little to understand the
major events platform, as well as to know and revere the most
well-known names, groups, and the names of ... :) So, right on
the list:
- [01]
Exploder / XTM (EXTREME) - also known as VAV / MEGACODE -
one of the most known and acknowledged by coders ZX. At the
moment, gone platform Amiga. The last and most revolutionary of
his work is just a demo REFRESH (freshness), won first place
at the festival FunTop98, held in 1998 in Moscow. Then
VAV and also took first place in the 4K intro compo with intro
GOA, and, most interesting is that both these works were shown
13-mi account ... ;)
- [02]
On passed in 1999 in St. Petersburg demo Festival
Chaos Constructions'999 famous Novgorod group
Digital Reality, is one of the organizers of this
activities was provided demo JAM, came second
place ....
Flying / DR - is precisely the main coder in the group, but
main "breeders" in the DR was and is Arty, dealing
organayzingom, designom and other supervisory functions
(Cooking, etc.:)) ...
And it was precisely inserted into a large number of JAM
converted with a video animation with dancing like mad Arty.
Some even saw in this class of kung fu ... :) Many
known demomakery subsequently quite sharply criticized
This approach to the creation of demos and expressed the view
inadmissibility of the sort. Emerged even a "split" on
demoscene ...
- [03]
Copper Feet - he's Glory Mednonogov - who lives in St.
Petersburg, perhaps the most famous of the Russian
game-Mackeroy, and not only ... ;) Almost all the glory of the
game getting released in due time hits and had huge success
with gamers of all stripes! Here these games: "Snap," "The
Adventures of Pinocchio", UFO and continuation of the UFO-2
and, finally, Black Raven (Raven Black) - analog Games WarCraft
on the PC. The last couple of years, all Copper Feet does not
meet finish continued Black Raven II, which according to his
ability not inferior to the popular StarCraft'u ... In Games CF
much emphasis is on the AI (artificial intelligence), and the
complexity and playability of his game rather greatly exceed
the analogues, for example, already mentioned BlackRaven I
largely gives the same odds WarCraft'u ... ;)
Praise for life rather cheerful and friendly person
and its main weakness is the tendency for all taking place in
Peter demoparty, fairly "warmed up" with friends
sing a hymn of the Soviet Union ... :)
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.... On the text breaks off. Perhaps, SERZH decided he did
not all so stupid and catch up with yourself? :)
